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Oudis said
What, now Paul is a homo too? I thought that rumor was reserved for John…
Well, I don’t use that slur, so no.
As far as the rumors are concerned, though… where you been?
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which was written to be George’s line, but Paul couldn’t resist saying it.
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Offline What kind of child is Julia in John’s song? What sort of eyes and smile does she have? What is her hair doing in the sun? He wrote a song about his mother but dedicated it to his beloved Yoko –what does it tell us about John’s Oedipus Complex?
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Offline That it doesn’t exist because, true fact Yoko is his mother and Sean is accualy his half brother because Yoko had Sean with . . . . . George!
If Dot looked under a Beatles rock, what would she find?
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"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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Offline As the title implies, he was feeling elated, exuberant, high-spirited, energetic. You see, he wrote that song (and Yer Blues , and Happiness Is A Warm Gun ) in a particularly positive frame of mind, in a very good period of his life, when his partnership with Paul was blooming again and his relationship with Cynthia was blossoming. Besides, he had found God in the shape of a Tibetan monk.
As we all know, Paul is a Satan worshipper –which has granted him a long, wealthy and healthy life, and uninterrupted success. The expression “ob la di ob la da” is a sacred mantra of his Satanic cult; what is the hidden message in those words?
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vonbontee“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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In the song ‘All Together Now ‘, when did Paul want everyone together?
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Why does Arther live on George’s head?
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Offline His feet had already been sublet.
Who was Johnny in the band Johnny and the Moondogs?
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That would be John Bernard “Johnny B.” Goode, their virtuoso lead guitarist who allegedly could play “like ringing a bell” and lived to see his name in lights, although he didn’t realize it was his name, owing to his never ever learning to read or write so well.
Why couldn’t John sing and play his harmonica simultaneously?
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
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Offline Actually, he could, but George Martin wouldn’t allow him to.
What was the bullfrog doing again in the song Hey Bulldog ?
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Offline He was looking at his folder full of Beatles gifs while listening to George Harrison because it was 2AM and he was bored.
When was Sean McCartney born? And, why did Paul and Jane name him Sean? Couldn’t they think of a better name, like Pid? Paul is dead
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Offline Sean was born on the 18th November 1932, it was the first recorded event of the child being born before his/her father and mother. He was called Sean after Sean Connery as they were huge milk float fans (Sean being put to work at the age of 5 months 3 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes and 67 seconds which was their favourite number).
How high do the Beatles jump collectively in the film ‘A Hard Days Night’?
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Sean was born on the 18th November 1932,
That was the day after I was born!
How high do the Beatles jump collectively in the film ‘A Hard Days Night’?
Five megaparsec. Contrary to popular belief, this is what ended the Beatles.
Did Paul feel he had enough children, or did he want more/less?
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What did Ringo see when he turned out the lights?
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What did The Beatles give their fan club members for Christmas?
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The Beatles Bible 2020 non-Canon Poll Part One: 1958-1963 and Part Two: 1964-August 1966
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Offline The order of John’s wives was Cynthia, Brian, Paul and then Yoko before they got divorced in 1965 due to Johns devotion to Doctor Who (which is why the Beatles performance of ‘Ticket To Ride ‘ featured in an episode (the working title of the song being ‘Tardis To Ride’)). The stories that those two got married is entirely spurious however as the Doctor had already been betrothed to Koquillion.
What was she leaving in the song ‘She’s Leaving Home ‘?
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Do any recorded examples of The Beatles’ music exist?
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