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7.24am
8 January 2015
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Zig said
I’d like him to sing a song he composed specifically for me titled, ‘You’re My Sole Heir’.
With an encore of “Internet Penguin Ukuleles”. 
You can get anything you want
At Alices Restaurant Internet Penguin Ukuleles (except the penguin)
You can get anything you want
At Alices Restaurant Internet Penguin Ukuleles which is actually a charitable organization and doesn’t have to scan at all so stop complaining
Walk right in I’ll be round the back
On the porch rockin’ maybe smokin crack drinking a nice cup of tea
And you can get anything you want
At Internet Penguin Ukuleles ta dahhhh dummm.
…obviously needs the edges polished but I think we’ve got something to get on with. 
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
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@ewe2 Arlo Guthrie himself taught me to play that on the gittar 
so I could accompany the penguin uker.
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8.46am
8 January 2015
Offline Silly Girl said
@ewe2 Arlo Guthrie himself taught me to play that on the gittar
so I could accompany the penguin uker.
And 50 people, can you imagine 50 people a day coming in, singing a bar of Internet Penguin Ukuleles and walking out, they may think it’s a movement. And that’s what it is, the Internet Penguin Ukulele Pro-Hootenanny Movement and all you gotta do to join is to make up silly lyrics and plunk a ukulele! With feeling!
Fun fact: Arlo Guthrie now owns the church where the garbage used to be.
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7.53pm
14 November 2017
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Let It Be ,Golden Slumbers or Penny Lane . If pushed for one,being from Liverpool,I’d pick Penny Lane
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6.36am
9 February 2018
Offline I would want Paul to sing If We Only Had The Time
but I would rather sing it with him as a duet
10.42am
14 November 2017
Offline Having him sing Birthday on my birthday would be great also. He shares a birthday with my grandmother,so hearing him sing “They say it’s your birthday,well it’s my birthday too yeah” would be hilarious. If only there was a way I could organise that for next month 
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12.32pm
26 January 2017
Offline I’d want him to play Anyway off of Chaos and Creation with his band, and jam out the ending section.
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7.53pm
14 June 2016
Offline For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
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11.10pm
26 January 2017
Offline Timothy said
For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
That would be very high on my request list. As would Mother Natures Son. I’m so jealous of Donovan for the sessions he had with Paul where they both just sat down and played each other their songs. Great version of Blackbird in these sessions. I would love to play Paul some of my songs amon acoustic guitar, and perhaps hear some of his that he is working on.
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5 December 2019
Offline Timothy said
For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
I would absolutely have Paul sing me “I Will “! It’s my favorite McCartney composition and such a lovely lovely tune 
My other choices would be (in this order): Here, There And Everywhere , Ram On , I’ll Follow The Sun
However, if he couldn’t sing me an acoustic ballad for whatever reason than my choice would be “Lovely Rita ” for obvious reasons
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13 January 2019
Offline lovelyritametermaid said
Timothy said
For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
I would absolutely have Paul sing me “I Will “! It’s my favorite McCartney composition and such a lovely lovely tune
@50yearslate
I’d ask him to sing Hey Jude , or the Abbey Road medley if that counts. Basically a really long song so I can keep him around. 
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28 February 2020
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11.03am
15 November 2018
Offline Getbackintheussr said
lovelyritametermaid said
Timothy said
For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
I would absolutely have Paul sing me “I Will “! It’s my favorite McCartney composition and such a lovely lovely tune
@50yearslate
BRILLIANT
I’d ask him to sing Hey Jude , or the Abbey Road medley if that counts. Basically a really long song so I can keep him around.
GENIUS AND BRILLIANT
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Offline Getbackintheussr said
lovelyritametermaid said
Timothy said
For some reason I’d ask him to sing I Will .
I would absolutely have Paul sing me “I Will “! It’s my favorite McCartney composition and such a lovely lovely tune
50yearslate
I’d ask him to sing Hey Jude , or the Abbey Road medley if that counts. Basically a really long song so I can keep him around.
Get him to cover the 27-minute take 3 of ‘Helter Skelter ‘ as an exclusive airing.
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6.24pm
26 January 2017
Offline I’d have him sing Carnival Of Light . It probably wouldn’t sound anything like the actual version but we’d hopefully be able to determine the runtime and the key.
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