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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
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Mr. Kite
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22 April 2014 - 12.14pm

Norwegian Wood: I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.

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22 April 2014 - 12.41pm

Her Majesty: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a bellyful of wine

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Starr Shine?
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22 April 2014 - 12.46pm

Rocky Raccoon : Now the doctor came in stinking of gin

 

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Mr. Kite
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22 April 2014 - 12.57pm

I Me Mine: Flowing more freely than wine.

A Taste Of Honey: Tasting much sweeter than wine.

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Starr Shine?
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22 April 2014 - 1.04pm

When I'm 64: Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

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Mr. Kite
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22 April 2014 - 1.09pm

I Don't Want To Spoil The Party: I've had a drink or two and I don't care.

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Mr. Kite
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22 April 2014 - 1.12pm

They didn't write it, but

Rock And Roll Music: Drinkin' home brew from a water cup

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Necko
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22 April 2014 - 10.21pm

I don't know why, but this topic reminds me of this article I read a little while ago.

 

http://www.martinlewis.com/bea.....lease.html

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22 April 2014 - 11.46pm

I got hit with the flu yesterday. FUN. I spent all day today sleeping and doing positively nothing. 

"There's no such thing as bad student... only bad teacher."

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Starr Shine?
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22 April 2014 - 11.50pm

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8I hope you get better soon

 

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22 April 2014 - 11.54pm

wetsroosa said
I got hit with the flu yesterday. FUN. I spent all day today sleeping and doing positively nothing. 

Hope you're better soon. Does that mean you missed this weekend's Fab Files? Nic did a gear job!

"I only said we were bigger than Rod... and now there's all this!" Ron Nasty

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23 April 2014 - 12.43pm

Ron Nasty said

wetsroosa said
I got hit with the flu yesterday. FUN. I spent all day today sleeping and doing positively nothing. 

Hope you're better soon. Does that mean you missed this weekend's Fab Files? Nic did a gear job!

I've got repeats lined up for the next two weeks. After that I'll need to create some new ones, but one's pending on an oft-delayed interview and another is delayed because of a guest. I'm also going to take some of the earliest topics I did when the show first started and re-do them to make them more timely.

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Ahhh Girl
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23 April 2014 - 1.13pm

wetsroosa said

I got hit with the flu yesterday. FUN. I spent all day today sleeping and doing positively nothing. 

You can get 6 foot 5 inches of sick. I can only get 5 foot 1 inch of sick.

Hope all your feet and inches get well quickly. a-hard-days-night-george-9

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23 April 2014 - 1.59pm

I've never had a look at this thread because the title bothers me slightly. If something is impossible, can it be incredibly impossible? Is that different than slightly impossible?

Anyway, it would seem the best way to derail a thread like this would be to give it a proper topic and stick to that topic. Let's have a vote on the best topic.

What should this thread be about?

  • How tall are you (because we need more than one thread for that).(17% : 1 vote)
  • Animals who run really fast.(0% : 0 votes)
  • Your favorite condiments.(0% : 0 votes)
  • Dwarf tossing -- fun or just politically incorrect?(17% : 1 vote)
  • McLennon fan stories.(0% : 0 votes)
  • Can Santa Claus kick the Easter Bunny's ass?(0% : 0 votes)
  • Cute kittens.(0% : 0 votes)
  • Footie pajamas for adults.(0% : 0 votes)
  • Clifford the Big Red Dog.(17% : 1 vote)
  • Did John Lennon have straight leanings?(50% : 3 votes)
Total Voters: 6

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Starr Shine?
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23 April 2014 - 2.01pm

Expert Textpert said
I've never had a look at this thread because the title bothers me slightly. If something is impossible, can it be incredibly impossible? Is that different than slightly impossible?

Anyway, it would seem the best way to derail a thread like this would be to give it a proper topic and stick to that topic. Let's have a vote on the best topic.

Forget McLennon its all about the McHarrison over here

 

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23 April 2014 - 2.25pm

Expert Textpert said
I've never had a look at this thread because the title bothers me slightly. If something is impossible, can it be incredibly impossible? Is that different than slightly impossible?

Anyway, it would seem the best way to derail a thread like this would be to give it a proper topic and stick to that topic. Let's have a vote on the best topic.

@Expert Textpert Naughty! You cannot derail the incredibly impossible! We will not accept the result of your poll!

Incredibly impossible = The five biggest Paulettes here will have switched their devotion to Justin Beiber within a year of this post.

Slightly impossible = The five biggest Paulettes here will have switched their devotion to John or George (Sorry Ringo!) within a year of this post.

There are levels of impossibility!

Your poll will not derail our incredibly impossible thread!

Boo! Boo! blue-meanieblue-meanieblue-meanie

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Expert Textpert
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23 April 2014 - 2.36pm

We shall see about that!

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Necko
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23 April 2014 - 3.50pm

Ugh... I don't feel well.

I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

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Mr. Kite
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23 April 2014 - 3.50pm

Expert Textpert said
We shall see about that!

I've been trying to rail this thread for a while now... Almost did, but a new topic was created to put those posts. As a team we can do it!

Clifford the big red dog was tossing a female dwarf when John walked by and said, "That's my girl! Did you call her a dwarf? Yes I'm straight! She's not a dwarf anyway, she's just short 4'5." He and the not dwarf then found Paul McCartney an they all got in footie pajamas [insert creepy McLennon fanfic], after that was done Santa Claus came in, on Easter, to give them some cute kittens. Consider the Easter bunny's butt kicked. The kittens began running really fast, Paul followed and found the cat was just getting him some ketchup, his favorite condiment. He took that and some [mean mister] mustard back to John an they ate hot dogs [insert McLennon fic].

Railed? Or exactly the opposite?

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Starr Shine?
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23 April 2014 - 3.53pm

The epic fight!

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