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Mr. Kite said
…you make it a year!
Happy Forumversary!!
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It might be. My post count I think was 5000 something on my forum birthday and I think Ahhh Girl was also at 5000 something on her forum birthday.
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You light up whenever you see a new post by Joe, no matter the topic, and immediately read it.
…or, for that matter, when this:
…excites you.
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georgiewood said
You light up whenever you see a new post by Joe, no matter the topic, and immediately read it.…or, for that matter, when this:
…excites you.
And this:
(Joe’s either feelin’ the love or mildly creeped out.)
Thank you, @Zig!
It is possible, @georgiewood. There are only a few people with at least that many posts, and Anna and AG are the only relatively new ones.
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Joe said
Snip: I get ignored by everyone in my house
Aww, I don’t believe that for a second.
Aww, I don’t believe that for a second.I live with a three-year-old and a one-year-old. I have daily conversations with the boy that go: “Ted, it’s breakfast time. Would you come through please? Ted. It’s breakfast time. No, it’s breakfast time. Now. No, we can’t watch another Lego Star Wars, it’s breakfast time. Stop drawing on your face. Ted! Now! Ted, would you please just stop that and come through?”
That’s usually the point of desperation where I pick him up and plonk him at the table. You can substitute breakfast time for most activities – young kids aren’t well known for compliance and obedience. At least, mine aren’t. Perhaps I should invest in a cattle prod.
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Offline Joe said
@georgiewood said
Joe said
Snip: I get ignored by everyone in my house
I live with a three-year-old and a one-year-old. I have daily conversations with the boy that go: “Ted, it’s breakfast time. Would you come through please? Ted. It’s breakfast time. No, it’s breakfast time. Now. No, we can’t watch another Lego Star Wars, it’s breakfast time. Stop drawing on your face. Ted! Now! Ted, would you please just stop that and come through?”
That’s usually the point of desperation where I pick him up and plonk him at the table. You can substitute breakfast time for most activities – young kids aren’t well known for compliance and obedience. At least, mine aren’t. Perhaps I should invest in a cattle prod.
Sounds like you need Ahhh Girl to come babysit for you for a while. The parents I babysat for always asked me why their kids obeyed me but wouldn’t obey them. What I can’t figure out is why I could work that magic while I was babysitting, but I couldn’t transfer that skill into the classroom setting. I never could control a classroom full of squirming under 8’s.
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So of course I immediately thought of:
Mr. Kite who else, duh?
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georgiewood said
You light up whenever you see a new post by Joe, no matter the topic, and immediately read it.…or, for that matter, when this:
…excites you.
If I really wanted to be evil, I’d put that picture at the end of all my posts.
I'm Necko. I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.
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Offline …except that it’s a little suspicious when it says “Joe thanks Necko for this post” on one of Annadog’s posts.
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…the boss politely-but-firmly asks you to confine your ‘bibling to lunch hours and past 4pm.
…no one catches you. 
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Offline When you go over to turn the printer/copiers off in the student computer lab while closing the library and see this pile of papers
and all you can think about is @Mr. Kite’s Yolko Ono Crappy Creation.
THEN…..
You figure you are behind @Oudis on your drive home because the personalized license plate in front of you says PAGAN.
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…and all you can think about is @Mr. Kite’s Yolko Ono Crappy Creation.
…when you know AG isn’t insulting me.
I should make some more of those. It’s been a while.
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Offline …driving home, you smile and think of two Forumpudlians after seeing these two establishments which are across the road from each other.
@meanmistermustard 
@Linde 
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Offline Ahhh Girl said
Joe said
@georgiewood said
Joe said
Snip: I get ignored by everyone in my house
I live with a three-year-old and a one-year-old. I have daily conversations with the boy that go: “Ted, it’s breakfast time. Would you come through please? Ted. It’s breakfast time. No, it’s breakfast time. Now. No, we can’t watch another Lego Star Wars, it’s breakfast time. Stop drawing on your face. Ted! Now! Ted, would you please just stop that and come through?”
That’s usually the point of desperation where I pick him up and plonk him at the table. You can substitute breakfast time for most activities – young kids aren’t well known for compliance and obedience. At least, mine aren’t. Perhaps I should invest in a cattle prod.
Sounds like you need Ahhh Girl to come babysit for you for a while. The parents I babysat for always asked me why their kids obeyed me but wouldn’t obey them. What I can’t figure out is why I could work that magic while I was babysitting, but I couldn’t transfer that skill into the classroom setting. I never could control a classroom full of squirming under 8’s.
Ok, the highlight-delete isn’t working inside of quote boxes, so just realize that this is a response to only the last paragraph…
My mom was an elementary school teacher for 30 years, k through 3rd, and since I got along well with adults I was present at the staff parties my mom would give. I heard lots of stories. We play bridge with a teacher Thursday nights, and hear her (somewhat embellished and whiny) stories.
K and 1st are tough grades, tough tough grades. There is no “working at your desk while the kids work at theirs”. It’s a constant run from crisis to crisis (fights, spilled glue, getting a new paper cuz the kid tore it up or scribbled all over it or whatever). K is also when child abuse is usually discovered, and I know some absolutely horrid stories which I will spare you.
As a teacher’s aide, I was able to control a 3rd grade class for as long as half an hour sometimes!
As far as babysitters, the theory I’ve heard espoused most is that kids know what they can get away with with their parents, and do so. A babysitter is someone new, and if he/she’s a good babysitter, he/she will start off not letting the kids get away with stuff and it continues. All parents let their kids get away with stuff they probably shouldn’t, I think (I have 4 myself – 3 in diapers for 9 months!, though they are 16-21 now).
As far as an on-topic contribution, all I can say is that while on occasion I do occasionally have a bbible moment, I’m not yet a hard-core Beatles Bibler
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