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27 May 2019
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This goes way deeper than we thought. If we find out that the Beatles are jewish, it changes EVERYTHING

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27 May 2019
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The Fifth Beatle was Jewish. brian-epstein

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27 May 2019
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Joe said
I just received this message via the site's contact form. I'll summon Yoko with the Yokophone right away to check the answers.

To whom it may concern.

I would be grateful if you could forward this message to YOKO ONO.

Words (and their use, intentional or unintentional) in the English language (or French, or Italian or etc) that may come across as offensive to Muslims may make countries a target for terrorism.

An example: the Beatles song 'Michelle ma belle' can easily be 'read' and interpreted by Arab speakers as: 'amazing vagina'. The word ?? ??? ???? (ma sha Allah, amazing) includes the name of Allah, which in the context it is found would be outrageous to religious Muslims, just as outrageous a Christian would find a swear word against Christ in an Arab song. The word ???? (mahbal) is 'vagina' in Arabic.

Coincidentally, and possibly not so, there are a couple of words in Arabic from which the name Beatles could have come from:

??? (ba ta l) meaning 'champion, hero', ???? (ba ta la) meaning 'heroine' and ????? (bi taa la) meaning 'unemployment'.

A couple of questions:

1) was there ever any intention by the Beatles to use these combination of words with their Arabic meaning?

2) were the Beatles aware of the fact that words used in their songs or even that the band name may may have come from Arabic and used as such to have fun?

3) were (are) the Beatles Jewish?

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this made me laugh for than it should have. 

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27 May 2019
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Ringo from the 'Anthology' book and series

Some people decided to make an example of me, as an English Jew. (The one major fault is I'm not Jewish).

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28 May 2019
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Yes, Paul wrote Michelle in Liverpool in the early 60s to impress girls at parties... and as part of a Jewish plot to outrage the Islamic world paul-mccartney-facepalm_gif

It's amusing that they just assumed we would be able to contact Yoko immediately though yoko-ono_01

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28 May 2019
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TheWalrusWasBrian said

this made me laugh for than it should have. 

 

But what if Michelle 's "amazing vagina" was so offensive that it turned a country into a terrorism target? You wouldn't be laughing then, would you?

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28 May 2019
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I’m eager to find what what Yoko says in response. Any word Joe?

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28 May 2019
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She didn't pick up the YokoPhono. I'm going to sit in my garden and imagine the clouds are a letter, and the wind a postal service. That should do it.

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28 May 2019
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Joe said

TheWalrusWasBrian said

this made me laugh for than it should have. 

 

But what if Michelle 's "amazing vagina" was so offensive that it turned a country into a terrorism target? You wouldn't be laughing then, would you?

  

There's a joke in there somewhere but there is no chance I'm making it.

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28 May 2019
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Make it on the "50 shades" thread

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28 May 2019
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Why do they want Yoko's answers to the questions? I guess they are proponents of PID blue-meanie

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I was going to ask a question about names and what can or cannot be used if Michelle is out but I won't as it may not go well. So many questions.

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