Written by: Lennon-McCartney
Recorded: 18 February 1965
Producer: George Martin
Engineer: Norman Smith
Released: 18 March 1996 (UK), 19 March 1996 (US)
Written by Lennon and McCartney and sung by Ringo Starr, If You've Got Trouble was originally intended to be a part of Help!, the soundtrack to The Beatles' second film.
I recorded a song for the Help! album that was never released – If You've Got Trouble. George Martin found it in the vaults of EMI studios.
If You've Got Trouble bears the unfortunate hallmarks of the two songwriters going through the motions: uninspired lyrics about diamond rings, "money and things", references to Starr's haplessness (his persona within the group's early years was that of an amiable clown), and a tune which was less than inspired.
We've just come across that, and it's the most weird song. I've no recollection of ever recording it. It's got stupid words and is the naffest song. No wonder it didn't make it onto anything.
In the studio
The rhythm track was recorded first, at 6pm, with drums, bass, and George Harrison's Gretsch electric guitar. Starr then overdubbed his first vocal track onto track three at 6.40pm.
Track two was an overdub of three guitars: Harrison's Gretsch, Paul McCartney's Epiphone Casino, and John Lennon's Fender Stratocaster.
At 7.15pm Starr double tracked his lead vocals onto track four, Lennon and McCartney contributed backing vocals, and Harrison performed a solo on a Fender Stratocaster.
That the song wasn't working as planned can be heard in Ringo's desperate call before the guitar solo: "Ah, rock on – anybody!" If You've Got Trouble was eventually replaced on the Help! album by Act Naturally, recorded four months later.