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You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when...
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drencrom68
North Carolina
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23 November 2011 - 2.09am

1) You did not go to school from Dec 9 to Dec 15th of 1980 and the principal gave you an excused absence.

2) You have refused to go to work, etc. on Dec 8 for the last 30 years

3) On a lighter note: ALL of your passwords to anything are Beatles lyrics.

drencrom68
North Carolina
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23 November 2011 - 2.12am

sorry browser being a pain

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SexySadieDontPassMeBy
Savory Truffle
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23 November 2011 - 4.42am

You get a tattoo of their names.

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minime
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23 November 2011 - 1.42pm

Welcome to Beatles Bible erm..Sexy Sadie! I like your name combination. Anyways... That sounds painful. I would rather have one, with just a picture of a beetle(with moptop hair). But I suppose no one would get it.

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seaglass eyes sunny smile
The Kingdom of Marigold
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23 November 2011 - 2.22pm

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8I'd get it.

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

The Phantom Tollbooth

mrs.McHennon
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23 November 2011 - 3.53pm


 

     AliJaggerMcCartney said:

mrs.McHennon said:

unknown said:

..To make time go by faster you play Beatles songs in your head.
..You remember things by Beatles dates. Like my cousins birthday is April eleventh, and that's when From Me To You was released.
..You take unnecessarily long showers so you can finish listening to a Beatles album.

agree with number 2.! tommorow we have a meeting in the church and I remembered this because tommorow is the 10th anniversary of George's death (r.i.p heart :c) … 

*SCREECH!* Hold on a second now!

The tenth anniversary of George's death is November 29th! Not the 23d! I just HAD to make the correction, I'm sorry. Don't mean to get you upset. a-hard-days-night-george-7

 

But anyway, I do remember things on my calender with Beatles dates too a-hard-days-night-george-10

*Wikipedia* … shit.! I shortened George's life for six days. sorry George.! a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 I don't know why I thought that it's 23.11. and no, you didn't get me upset. a-hard-days-night-george-10 

 

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yesterdaydreaming
Norwich, England
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24 November 2011 - 6.47am

Your telling "Yo Mamma" (yes, my friends and I act like 5 year olds) jokes and your joke goes like this. "yo mamma was born a long long time ago, yo mamma should know." and your one friend who likes the Beatles starts laughing hysterically, but your other friend looks at you like your crazy.

This is totally off topic but has anyone heard of anti jokes? I personally find them halarious.

***? "A Hard Day's Night" opening chord ?***

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meanmistermustard

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24 November 2011 - 9.13pm

You can be singing along to a beatles tune watch out the room singing and return in line with the song.

 

Sorry, Mrs.McHarrison, never heard of anti-jokes.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

"Don't make your love suffer insecurities; Trade the baggage of "self" to set another one free" ('Paper Skin' - Kendall Payne)

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seaglass eyes sunny smile
The Kingdom of Marigold
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25 November 2011 - 2.51pm

Mrs.McCarrison said:

Your telling "Yo Mamma" (yes, my friends and I act like 5 year olds) jokes and your joke goes like this. "yo mamma was born a long long time ago, yo mamma should know." and your one friend who likes the Beatles starts laughing hysterically, but your other friend looks at you like your crazy.

Oh, god, I laughed.a-hard-days-night-ringo-10

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

The Phantom Tollbooth

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Happiness is a warm gun
Buddyhollyland
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25 November 2011 - 4.04pm

When you look forward to long holiday weekends as "sitting around and playing Beatles songs on guitar" time.

I'm not a girl who misses much.

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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25 November 2011 - 6.37pm

1. Drama teacher: "Come together right now... preferably not anywhere near me." Me: 😀
2. Polythene Dan: "You broke the rules." Me: "I laid it out for all to see."

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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mithveaen
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27 November 2011 - 1.18am

.... a friend is buying Raleighs and you say "Why that brand? He was such a stupid git!" a-hard-days-night-john-2

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……

Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…

Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.

Beware of Darkness… 

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JaiGuruDevaOm
Amy
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16 December 2011 - 8.58pm

Mrs.McCarrison said:

Your telling "Yo Mamma" (yes, my friends and I act like 5 year olds) jokes and your joke goes like this. "yo mamma was born a long long time ago, yo mamma should know." and your one friend who likes the Beatles starts laughing hysterically, but your other friend looks at you like your crazy.

This is totally off topic but has anyone heard of anti jokes? I personally find them halarious.

 

Good one! I've heard of them jokes before but not a Beatles related one. I've found this meme and I can completly relate to it. See what you guys think. It's called Beatlemania Bear. Here are just some examples.

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See All Without Looking, Do All Without Doing 

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meanmistermustard

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16 December 2011 - 9.34pm

When listening to Cotton Fields by Johnny Cash you cant help but sing 'my mama used to smash me in my craddle' instead (thanks John for that).

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

"Don't make your love suffer insecurities; Trade the baggage of "self" to set another one free" ('Paper Skin' - Kendall Payne)

ZoetheBeatlegirl
Pepperland
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18 January 2012 - 3.11am

Your math teacher is going on and on about slopes and slides and you raise your hand and announce precisely what "Helter Skelter" means. Ohhhhh so many smileys!!!! a-hard-days-night-john-3

ZoetheBeatlegirl
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18 January 2012 - 3.14am

A Fiendish Thingy said:

You bake yourself a cake for Paul McCartney's birthday. a-hard-days-night-paul-11

I went out and got myself Irish Mint (cuz he's Irish) and chocolate (Favorite flavour) ice cream!stuart-sutcliffe

ZoetheBeatlegirl
Pepperland
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18 January 2012 - 3.34am

1) You play "I Am The Walrus" (a form of tag) with your nine-year-old brother and his friends

2) Whenever you get tagged, you scream, "I AM THE YOKO! COME HERE JOHNNY BOY!!!!!"

3) You get called "Mrs. Lennon" because of your glasses. Also Ghandi, Hippy, and Harry Potter

4) You start singing a Beatles song, and your brother asks what year and album it's from

5) You hit said brother when he talks about Georgie's mustache with reverence

6) You refer to the boys by their first names

7) Someone in your class looks at a poem sitting on your desk and asks if it's yours. Before you can reply, he says, "Of course it is, it says "George"

8) You draw guitars all over your notes

9) You recently posted "How do you sleep at night!? Love, John" on your Paul-like friend's Wall

10) You say, "I've got another clue for you all..." and your brother says, "...THE WALRUS WAS PAUL!"

11) You can't keep a boyfriend because your standards are now Beatle-ized.  a-hard-days-night-george-10

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Little Piggy Dragonguy
Nowhere Land
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19 January 2012 - 12.47am

You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when you see Beatles things that aren't actually there.

Like yesterday I was listening to my iPod and Forever Young came on, and I read "feat. Mr. Hudson" as "Mean Mr. Mustard." Stuff like this happens all the time, too. I should probably start wearing my glasses, eh?

All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhabit

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Zig
The Toppermost of the Poppermost

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19 January 2012 - 9.34pm

ZoetheBeatlegirl said:

1) You play "I Am The Walrus" (a form of tag)

I love it!!

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.

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cool.story.mum.
in the sky with diamonds
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20 January 2012 - 12.08am

 unknown said:

You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when you see Beatles things that aren't actually there.

Like yesterday I was listening to my iPod and Forever Young came on, and I read "feat. Mr. Hudson" as "Mean Mr. Mustard." Stuff like this happens all the time, too. I should probably start wearing my glasses, eh?

 SO TRUE STORY. It drives me mad, when I see Lennon instead of lemon. …. paul-mccartney so maybe it's not the fault of your eyes.

ha ha ha, but best subject so far. I can't finish my tea, beacuse with almost* every post, I choke with laughter. All of your stories are so true. can't wait when I'll met my math teacher and dedicate her … ? have to refine plan a bit.

 * some of them are moving instead. like the story with a cake for Paul's birthday. I almost pour into tears – tears of deep touched of course.  love it!

 

edit:  I've just remembered one more. a-hard-days-night-ringo-8

 you can call yourself a hardcore beatles fan when you're about to buy a beatles' vinyl record, hoping you would ever even listen to this because actually, you don't have any gramophone. -.-

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