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1 August 2018
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I have my Google Hangouts status set to ‘Listening to the music playing in my head’. It’s true 99% of the time — when I’m not listening to music playing outside my head, that is.

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…you decide to work out the average length of a Beatles song…

Average/Mean: 2:42 *

Median: 2:31 **

 

My god I’m boring!

 

*songs that are 2:42 – Yes It Is , Michelle

**songs that are 2:31 – Hold Me Tight , Rock And Roll Music , Girl

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…while enjoying several adult beverages with several adults, one of them starts tapping their digits on the bar to ‘Helen Wheels’ which is currently playing and you turn to him and say “cool song, eh?” and he says “yeah, Paul could write some cool songs” and all of a sudden after weeks of everythingbutbeatles you suddenly start flexing your Beatles muscles again and it feels fucking awesome because…well…damn…their your favorite band dude, what the Hell? and then you go home and write a run on sentence about it.

Yeah, like that. 

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The Hole Got Fixed said
…you decide to work out the average length of a Beatles song…

Average/Mean: 2:42 *

Median: 2:31 **

 

My god I’m boring!

 

*songs that are 2:42 – Yes It Is , Michelle

**songs that are 2:31 – Hold Me Tight , Rock And Roll Music , Girl  

Interesting information, @The Hole Got Fixed.

Do you know if there is a list online of Beatles songs arranged in order of song length?

And in the end

The love you take is equal to the love you make

 

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There may not be, so I’ll post it here for you @Richard (and anyone else who wants it)

 

SongLength
Her Majesty 27
Maggie Mae 40
Dig It 50
Wild Honey Pie 52
Mean Mister Mustard66
Polythene Pam 72
Sgt Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)79
Golden Slumbers 91
Carry That Weight 96
Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?101
I Will 105
I’ll Cry Instead 105
Little Child 106
I’ll Follow The Sun 108
Misery 108
There’s a Place110
I’m Happy Just To Dance With You 116
It’s Only Love 116
Do You Want To Know A Secret ?117
From Me To You 117
Matchbox 118
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window 118
I Wanna Be Your Man 119
For No One 119
Please Please Me 120
And Your Bird Can Sing 120
Long Tall Sally 122
All I’ve Got To Do 122
Sgt Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band122
A Taste Of Honey 123
Every Little Thing 123
Thank You Girl 123
I’m So Tired 123
Words Of Love 124
Baby’s In Black 124
P.S. I Love You124
Piggies 124
Norwegian Wood 124
Yesterday 125
Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand 125
I’ve Just Seen A Face 125
Another Girl 125
I’ll Get You 126
Not A Second Time 126
Eleanor Rigby 126
All My Loving 127
I Call Your Name 128
Tell Me Why 128
You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away 129
Good Day Sunshine 129
All Together Now 130
Can’t Buy Me Love 131
Any Time At All 131
Pepperland Laid Waste132
Till There Was You 133
It Won’t Be Long 133
Wait 134
Doctor Robert 134
Yellow Submarine in Pepperland 135
Dear Prudence 135
Flying 135
We Can Work It Out 135
Sea Of Holes 136
This Boy 136
No Reply 136
When I Get Home 136
Lady Madonna 137
Glass Onion 137
Blackbird 138
Think For Yourself 138
You’re Going To Lose That Girl 138
Paperback Writer 138
March Of The Meanies 139
Sie Liebt Dich 139
If I Fell 139
I Feel Fine 139
Help !139
Pepperland 140
Bad Boy 140
Love Me Do 141
The End 141
She Loves You 141
Run For Your Life 142
If I Needed Someone 142
Here, There And Everywhere 144
I’ll Be Back 144
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey 144
I Me Mine 145
Chains 145
Sun King 146
Devil In Her Heart 146
Ask Me Why 146
I Want To Hold Your Hand 146
In My Life 146
Boys 146
I’m Looking Through You 146
Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby 147
I Want To Tell You 147
Your Mother Should Know 148
Don’t Bother Me 148
I Need You 148
Martha My Dear 148
Drive My Car 148
And I Love Her 149
Got To Get You Into My Life 149
What You’re Doing 150
I’m A Loser 150
Act Naturally 150
Rock And Roll Music 151
Hold Me Tight 151
Girl151
For You Blue 152
I’m Down 153
I Don’t Want To Spoil The Party 153
The Night Before 154
You Can’t Do That 154
Please Mr. Postman154
A Hard Day’s Night 154
Things We Said Today 155
The Inner Light 156
You Like Me Too Much 156
Fixing A Hole 156
She Said She Said 156
Tell Me What You See 157
When I’m Sixty-Four 157
Twist And Shout 157
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!157
Kansas City – Hey Hey Hey!158
Mr. Moonlight158
Yellow Submarine 158
Taxman 158
Baby It’s You 160
Honey Pie 161
Good Morning Good Morning 161
Yes It Is 162
Michelle 162
Back In The USSR 163
Birthday 163
I Should Have Known Better 163
Eight Days A Week 163
Nowhere Man 163
Happiness Is A Warm Gun 164
With A Little Help From My Friends 164
The Word 164
Roll Over Beethoven 165
Because 165
What Goes On 168
Mother Nature’s Son 168
Lovely Rita 168
Getting Better 168
Day Tripper 169
Octopus’s Garden 170
Magical Mystery Tour 170
Money (That’s What I Want)171
One After 909 173
I Saw Her Standing There 173
Savoy Truffle 174
Slow Down 176
Julia 176
Honey Don’t 177
Anna (Go to Him)177
Dizzy Miss Lizzy 178
Love You To 179
The Fool On The Hill 179
The Ballad Of John And Yoko 179
Sea Of Time 180
I’m Only Sleeping 180
Penny Lane 180
You Really Got A Hold On Me 181
Tomorrow Never Knows 181
Rain 181
Baby You’re A Rich Man 181
Cry Baby Cry 182
Something 182
She’s A Woman 182
Here Comes The Sun 185
Long, Long, Long 186
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da 188
Ticket To Ride 189
Get Back 191
Hey Bulldog 191
The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill 194
Good Night 195
Sexy Sadie 195
Old Brown Shoe 198
You Won’t See Me 199
Revolution 204
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer 207
Oh! Darling 207
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds 208
Hello Goodbye 208
Rocky Raccoon 213
Only A Northern Song 214
Don’t Let Me Down 215
She’s Leaving Home 215
Sea Of Monsters 216
Two of Us216
I’ve Got A Feeling 217
The Long And Winding Road 218
Across The Universe 228
Don’t Pass Me By 230
All You Need Is Love 232
Blue Jay Way 235
Dig A Pony 235
Yer Blues 240
You Never Give Me Your Money 242
Let it Be243
Strawberry Fields Forever 247
Revolution 1 255
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)259
Come Together 259
Helter Skelter 269
I Am The Walrus 275
While My Guitar Gently Weeps 285
Within You Without You 304
A Day In The Life 339
It’s All Too Much 385
Hey Jude 429
I Want You (She’s So Heavy)467
Revolution 9 502

 

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16 October 2018
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16 October 2018
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The Hole Got Fixed said
There may not be, so I’ll post it here for you @Richard (and anyone else who wants it)

Thanks very much, @The Hole Got Fixed.

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When all you want to eat is Honey Pie , Savoy Truffle and beef jerky.

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16 October 2018
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Everytime you hear the name “Michelle “, you instinctively add “ma belle” in your mind and sometimes also the French line as well. 

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18 October 2018
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When you add Beatles events to the space travel timeline your teacher is trying to actually teach you.

Teacher: in 1969-

Me: Ya know what else happened in 1969?!?

Teacher: A Beatles thing, right? 

Class: *groans*

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18 October 2018
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You could always get your teacher this fine tome to add to their understanding of the Space Race and The Beatles, @TheWalrusWasBrian:

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One small step for a man, one giant leap for music! The Beatles and the Race to the Moon were the DNA of the 1960’s: Two adventurous threads continuously intertwined from 1960 to 1970.

@Into the Sky with Diamonds book shows wonderfully how the two subjects work well together and justifies your Beatley moments when learning about the Space Race.

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19 October 2018
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And Paul saying to the astronauts on the space station. Then what happened later, it’s still another connection.

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You don’t know a lick of French but you can perfectly recite “Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble”. 

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TheWalrusWasBrian said
When you add Beatles events to the space travel timeline your teacher is trying to actually teach you.

Teacher: in 1969-

Me: Ya know what else happened in 1969?!?

Teacher: A Beatles thing, right? 

Class: *groans*  

A Bowie thing too! (Space Oddity)

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@TheWalrusWasBrian @SgtPeppersBulldog Not to mention More and Ummagumma, two of Pink Floyd’s least essential albums! ahdn_john_08_gif

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I was listening to this podcast: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programm…..s/p06q6qh4

At 7:18, the voice says: “Imagine George. George is a kid who grew up on a council estate in the north of England.” Of course she had to be talking about George Harrison . Right? a-hard-days-night-george-10 But they are playing an instrumental version of Strawberry Fields Forever underneath the talking. I talked back to the presenter and said, “Couldn’t you have picked a Harrisong to play during this section?” mccartney-shrug_01_gif

EDIT: HA HA – I started playing from that point and found out she was talking about George Harrison !

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When you see John Lennon ‘s glasses when you look at a mud puddle.

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When Google moves you around 250 miles north when using your search history to calculate your location…

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When your mom refuses to let you listen to the Beatles in her presence because she is so tired of listening to the Beatles Channel whenever you get in the car… and you don’t understand her at all.

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When your mom refuses to let you listen to the Beatles in her presence because she is so tired of listening to the Beatles Channel whenever you get in the car… and you don’t understand her at all.  

This is my mom. 

 “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEM. GO FIND ANOTHER BAND!”

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