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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
2 June 2015
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OMG, these tweets are hilarious!

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'Out There' - 07-06-2015 - Ziggo Dome Amsterdam -- 'One On One' - 12-06-2016 - Pinkpop Festival Landgraaf

2 June 2015
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Those Tweets are GREAT, @Sugarplum fairy! If some of those people who Tweeted those aren't on the forum, I hope they find us and join up.

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I'm still fond of "Melon or Fig Beet" a-hard-days-night-john-1

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Someone said 'What were you gonna do when it's all finished,' and I said 'I don't know but it'd be good fun being a DJ.' And since then I've become a DJ, only by word of mouth, you know. SO any minute now you'll read, 'Ringo leaves to become a DJ' but it's not true. - Ringo Starr

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Love me brew: Sir McCartney brews beer from his estate

SIR Paul McCartney is brewing his own beer using hops from his estate.

The Beatles legend, 73, named the ale Old Stinkhorn after a phallic-shaped mushroom which also grows on his farm.

The concoction is bottled on his land in East Sussex and given as gifts to colleagues and friends.

Here are the Beertles Top Ten from the article:
Lucy In The Sky With Double Diamonds
Beer Comes the Sun
Yellow Pubmarine
Inn My Life
Eleanor Swigby
Twist and Stout
Hey Brewed
Ale You Need Is Love
Yeasterday
Beer Prudence

Can we come up with more? @Zig, @Ron Nasty

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Those are great - "Eleanor Swigby" is priceless.

Songs that start with the word "All" are too easy as one only needs to substitute the word "Ale". I'll just list one "All" song and go from there.

Here goes:

Ale, My Loving

Beercause

Beering For The Benefit Of Mr Kite!

Golden Strongers

Brew Jay Way

Carry That Wit

Barley's In Black

Honey Beer (that one wrote itself)

Rye Baby Rye

Dig A Paley

Free As A Beer

Good Porter Good Porter

Hops! 

Beer There and Everywhere 

I'll Be Bock

I'm Hoppy Just To Dance With You

I'm Looking Through Brew (beer goggles!)

Sgt Pilsner's Lonely Hearts Club Band

The Lager Winding Road

Your Malter Should Know

What Your Brewing

 

Great fun, this!

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

8 February 2016
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All You Need Is Suds.

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

Most likely to post things that make you go hmm... 2015, 2016, 2017. 

8 February 2016
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Hoppiness Is A Warm Beer (eh @Zig?)

All I've Got To Brew 

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It verges from the sublime to the ridiculote

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8 February 2016
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Silly Girl said
Hoppiness Is A Warm Beer (eh @Zig?)

All I've Got To Brew 

Actually, a warm beer means I took too long to drink it. I've yet too appreciate warm beer like some Europeans. Beer resembles urine enough - I don't need it warm.

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8 February 2016
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Here Comes The Rum.

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

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8 February 2016
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Between the stuff on Twitter and the comments in this topic y'all crack me up. I don't know what pun (bun? LOL) I could go with that hasn't already been used. Except I'm ready for it to get closer to Easter when I can sing "Happiness is a Hot Cross Bun" ... yes it is. LOL!

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“She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.”  - J.D. Salinger

8 February 2016
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P.S. I Love Brew

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"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

"Don't make your love suffer insecurities; Trade the baggage of 'self' to set another one free" ('Paper Skin' - Kendall Payne)

8 February 2016
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Ale Get You. 

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

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9 February 2016
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Beerday (instead of Birthday ) because every day is beer day! I could go for a nice IPA right now actually, Hoppiness is an IPA.

 

And with that I just noticed I've reached the "Decca" user group. I'm about to be rejected, y'all. paul-mccartney They'll be so sorry they did that.

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“She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.”  - J.D. Salinger

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Since I got extremely bored one day (a long while back) here are some puns I got from this thread, and some of my own. Yes, it's a list. No, I didn't order it by my personal favorites, even though it says it is the "top ten" I kinds just placed them randomly 😉

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10 February 2016
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For the teetotaler:

Everybody's Got Some To Imbibe Except Me And My Monkey

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

23 April 2016
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Look at this tumbler I just found! http://beatlefoods.tumblr.com/

Here's a taste of what you'll find on the tumbler.

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Great!

The Sgt Pepper 's not a total stretch: apparently Dr. Pepper was the original title until McCartney discovered there was already a soft drink by that name.

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"Into the Sky with Diamonds" (the Beatles and the Race to the Moon – a history)

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Dr Pepper and Dr Robert were at the bar after the medical association's annual conference ended....

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And smartly left when Maxwell showed up.

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