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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
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Starr Shine?
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20 June 2014 - 6.28pm

All you need is limes

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20 June 2014 - 6.40pm

Any lime at all

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20 June 2014 - 6.43pm

Not A Second Lime

Wild Apple Pie

Live And Let Fry

Everybody's Got Something To Hide 'Cept For Me And My Pantry

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20 June 2014 - 7.28pm

All I've Got To Stew
All My Muffins
All You Knead Is Dough
And I Love Hen
Another Grill
Baby It's Roux
Becouscous
Carry That Whey
Fixing A Sole
Fromage To You

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Bulldog
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20 June 2014 - 7.55pm

Most of these are just totally random, but at least "terrible" is in the thread's name... oh, and I hope pre-processed/packaged foods count :P (they haven't been used yet, but they ARE food)

Mr. Moon Pie (a cover, but I'm still using it)

Every Little Drink

I've Just Eaten A Grape

Two Ovens

You Can't Chew Fat

The Long And Winding Roe

Blue Cheese Way

She Loves Ragu

Heeeeeeere coooooooome the onnnnion rings (everybody's happy)

Too Many Fritos (not a Beatles song, but... I've seen Too Many People used before)

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20 June 2014 - 9.06pm

Blue Cheese Way

All Gas Must Pass (sorry, couldn't resist a-hard-days-night-john-6)

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parlance
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20 June 2014 - 10.47pm

Being for the Benefit of Mr. Tripe!

A Day in the Rice

Why Don't We Stew It in the Road

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20 June 2014 - 11.27pm

I Don't Want To Spoil The Paté (I actually had to google "paté," to make sure it was a real food. It is, sort of.)

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27 January 2015 - 9.07pm

No idea if its been mentioned previously but there is a cook book called 'She Came in Through the Kitchen Window: Recipes Inspired by the Beatles and Their Music' by Stephen J. Spignesi.

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Silly Girl
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27 February 2015 - 6.02pm

I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!! *clang* I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!! *clangbeatlemaniacs_02_gif

Falling, yes I'm falling, those puns keep calling, I laugh again. 

I've made many, many bad Beatles puns over the years, sometimes rewriting whole lyrics. "Hey Dad, unlock the car... Remember to let us into your car..." and "You're Gonna Lose That Head" for Halloween are just two. But I never thought of food-puns. These terrible puns are wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, if I make fun of (19)64? 

Hey Food, would you be mad, if I made you into a Beatlesong? 

I Wanna Eat Your Bran (A wanna eat leftovers, babe, A wanna eat yo' bran) 

Got To Get You Out Of My Fridge 

Good Cornflakes, Good Cornflakes (the original title was inspired by an advert for cornflakes-- still, kinda lame) 

And this next, my crown jewel, is in the back-log. There's a restaurant in Athens, Georgia, which is home to the University of Georgia, where our family likes to eat when we visit-- we have family there. It's also where I discovered Revolver, which they had in the jukebox there-- good memories! Well, my granddad's a great joker, so we sorta accidentally co-wrote this as an ode. They have the best burgers, and I don't even like burgers. So: 

"Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the Grille near UGA? 

It's the kind of Grille where you eat so much it makes you sorry, still you don't regret a single day. 

Ahhh, Grille... <sigh> Ahhhh, Grille.... 

When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave it, I would turn away and start to cry. 

Others promise the eats to me and I believe them, after all this time I don't know why. 

Ahhh, Grille... <sigh> Ahhhh, Grille...." 

But don't order fish. It tastes like a rubber sole from and Old Brown Shoea-hard-days-night-george-10 

(to the stove) I'd love to tuuuuuurn yooooooou ooooooooon.... 

... he blew his food out in the oven...

Sorry I fell in your lap, I'm just a Jell-ous Pie 

She Licks You (about ice cream? The Beatles supposedly made this mistake singing in German) 

I've got a whole lotta things to heat up, When I Get Home

And then, of course, we have Cynthia Lennon's book A Twist Of Lennon, and Scrambled Eggs, but that's not a pun. 

So one last word of advice: 

Honey Don't Run With A Knife.

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Silly Girl
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27 February 2015 - 10.59pm

Bulldog said
Most of these are just totally random, but at least "terrible" is in the thread's name... oh, and I hope pre-processed/packaged foods count :P (they haven't been used yet, but they ARE food)

They are?!!! 

Everybody's Tryin' to Eat My Food Up 

I know, bad, but remember, Happiness is a Bad Pun. a-hard-days-night-paul-11

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ewe2
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28 February 2015 - 1.11am

Born a poor young country bread, mother Nature's bun...
All day long I'm sitting kneading dough for everyone...

All you knead is loaf
All you knead is loaf
All you knead is loaf
Loaf is all you knead!

Happiness is a warm bun, happiness is a warm bun yes it is
When I nom you in my mouth and I taste that butter on your slices
I know no one can make worse puns than this because
Happiness is a warm bun, happiness is a warm bun momma
Happiness...is a warm yes it is...BUNNNNNN OOH WAHH
WELL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HAPPINESS...IS A WARM BUN MOMMA (is a warm bun yeahhhh).

(I've no fish to disturb you further, I'll just see myself trout)

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Silly Girl
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28 February 2015 - 2.31am

Nice, @ewe2! 

Bread and the phrase "Yes It Is" made me think... 

"If you bake bread tonight *weeh, waom*

Remembeh what I said tonight *wah, wom* 

Bread is the fo-ood that will make me blue, in spite of you, it's true, yes it is. *weem* 

Gluten is the thing that's bad *weeh, waom* 

Eat it, and I will be sad *wah, wom* 

I will remember all the bread I ate, before this date, it's true, yes it is." 

Ah, how tragic is gluten intolerance! a-hard-days-night-george-9

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Into the Sky with Diamonds
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13 March 2015 - 1.41pm

This week's Beatles and Friends radio show will have been directly inspired by the "Terrible Food-Based Puns" thread on this Forum (with full credit given).

You can hear it tomorrow Sat Mar 14th 1 PM (EST), Fri Mar 20 (8 PM) or Sun Mar 22 (noon). Stream it at

http://www.PawlingPublicRadio.com.

Just click  “Click Here to Listen LIVE,” and then on the top left, click

 Listen Live

http://tunein.com/radio/Pawlin.....o-s172021/

x-posted

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Joe
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30 March 2015 - 2.20pm

Here's a direct link to the station: http://tunein.com/radio/Beatle.....s-s174734/

It's not available here in the UK. Shame.

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2 May 2015 - 10.14am

Posted these to the pun thread originally and then @Ahhh Girl told me about this thread so on that note

Some beverages for our Beatley party:

Menu

Here Comes the Tequila Sunrise
Strawberry Daiquiri Forever
John Lemon Drop
Lucy In The Glass with Ice Cubes
Lovely Margarita
For You Blueberry Blast
Rum on the Rocky Raccoons
Bloody Martha
Savoy Truffle Affair
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Brass Monkey

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Knight
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3 May 2015 - 12.19am

Well, if you want to combine songs to make food...

Honey Mustard
Doctor Pepper

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Ahhh Girl
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29 May 2015 - 2.53pm

From this article

Sergeant Pepper-oni Pizza
Band on the Rum

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ewe2
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29 May 2015 - 3.43pm

Strawberry Truffles For Piggies
Green Onion (thats one for the jazz cats in the readership)
Happiness Is A Warm Racoon Pie
Got To Get Honey Into My Lovely Monkey
Golden Pony For You After 909 Mustard Shoes

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29 May 2015 - 4.03pm

Komm, Gib Mir Deine Heineken

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