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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
13 February 2013
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Let It Pea (“Yeah, whisper words of Worcestershire, Let It Pea….)

I Wanna Hold Your Ham

I Want Soup (“I want soup so-o-o-o bad! I want SOOOOOOOOOOO-UP…!”)

Jello, Goodbye

Oysterday

 

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Faded flowers, wait in a jar, till the evening is complete... complete... complete... complete...

13 February 2013
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She Loves Stew

Kum-Quat Together

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13 February 2013
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I Saw Her Standing Pear
Old Brown Stew
Happiness is a Warm Bun

GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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13 February 2013
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Please Cheese Me

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

13 February 2013
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Yellow Butterbean
Banana (Go To Him)

GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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13 February 2013
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Hahaha this topic is amazing! Some of these really made me laugh. I love the Salad of John and Yoko, Let it brie and Happiness is a warm bun haha

13 February 2013
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I Saw Her Stewing Pears?

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The Beatles Bible 2020 non-Canon Poll Part One: 1958-1963 and Part Two: 1964-August 1966

13 February 2013
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The microwave song:  “I’m Cooking Through You”

 

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Faded flowers, wait in a jar, till the evening is complete... complete... complete... complete...

14 February 2013
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Peas Peas Me

Meet, With, etc. the Fruitles (Not a Rutles parody, I don’t even know who the Rutles are; I’ve only heard of them. And it’s the Fruitles because of their names- see my post upthread)

Fruitles for Sale

A Hard Day’s Bite

Help ! I’m Choking on My Food

Rubber Bowl

Revolving Cake & Pie Display (It was the best I could think of!)

Sgt. Jalapeno Pepper’s Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Band

The Fruitles (The White Bread Album)

Let it Pea

Apple Road

 

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Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

~witty quote~

14 February 2013
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(Actually that’s a short ‘u’ in “Rutles”, not a rhyme for “fruitles”. Just so you know!)

I’ll Swallow the Bun
Tea Bread Tea Bread
Dr. Pepper, Lonely Tart, Club Sandwich ($4.99 lunch special)

GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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14 February 2013
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I got this from the 90s show “All That”

Technically a Plastic Ono song, but I thought it would fit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..ilWVCay2yM

14 February 2013
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Urology theme song: “Let It Pee”

 

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"Into the Sky with Diamonds" (the Beatles and the Race to the Moon – a history)

14 February 2013
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(Actually that’s a short ‘u’ in “Rutles”, not a rhyme for “fruitles”. Just so you know!)

Ohhhh… Okay! :D

Dr. Pepper, Lonely Tart, Club Sandwich ($4.99 lunch special)

Clever! :D

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

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14 February 2013
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All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhabit 

15 February 2013
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All You Need is Slaw

(“All together now!  All you need is slaw!  Everybody!  All you need is slaw… slaw…. Slaw is all you need.”)

All My Oven

All Kidney Stones Must Pass

And I Love Myrrh

Any Thyme At All

Snack in the U.S.S.R.

Being for the Benefit of Vegemite

Can’t Buy Me Gum

Eight Filets A Week

Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And Fried Turkey

Fixing A Roll

Got To Get You Into My Loaf

Helter Seltzer

Hey Juice (“Hey, Juice, don’t shake it bad, take a sour lime, and add some sugar — Remember, to let it be a bit tart, then you can start, to make it, bitter.”)

Kelp!

Julia Child

Lovely Pita

Juicy in the Stir-Fry With Lemons

Seashell (“Ma Belle, Je tiens à vous ouvrir et vous mangez…”)

Norwegian Food (This Cornish Game Hen Has Flown)

Penny Cress

Strawberry Scones Forever

Tex-Mex Man

The Long and Winding Linguine

While My Giblets Gently Weep

With A Second Helping From My Friends

You Never Give Me Your Cupcake

You’ve Got To Hide Your Fudge Away

 

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Faded flowers, wait in a jar, till the evening is complete... complete... complete... complete...

15 February 2013
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Wow, alphabetical even!

You Never Give Me Your Chutney (…”you only give me your honey wafers”)
Eight Days A Leek
Hey Corndog
Octopus’ Garden Salad
Plum Together
You Like Meat Too Much

GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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Olive (All ive) Got To Do

Do You Want To Know A Secret Sauce

Twist and Sprout(s)

Lady Ma-donna Kebab (maybe more a scottish prenounciation)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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15 February 2013
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A Hard French Loaf

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I’ll Fry ‘n’ Spread
I Don’t Want To Boil The Paté
Chicken Too Fried
What You’re Brewing

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GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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Horse! (For all those in the UK and Europe):

“Horse! I bought beefburgers!

Horse! Said it was beef lasagna!

Horse! – Horse! Horse! Hor-or-orse!”

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