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21 October 2017
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I actually run a food blog about The Beatles, so I'll throw down some puns
- Strawberry (Shortcake) Fields Forever
- Sgt. Pepper 's Pepper Steak
- Glass Onion (Rings)
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14 May 2015
Offline She Came In Through the Kitchen Window
Lettuce Be
Good Day Sushi
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31 March 2008
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Why Don’t We Suet In The Road
With Love From Me Tofu
Paperback Raita
Got To Get You Onto My Knife
She’s Leaving Bone
Happiness Is A Warm Bun
You Never Give Me Your Honey
Polythene Spam
I’ve Got A Peeling https://t.co/4f78HucUjG— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) December 8, 2017
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4.46pm
26 January 2017
Offline Cod is a concept by which we measure our pain.
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Offline Were you using the word pain for the word bread? That's great.
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10.17am
5 September 2017
Offline Kelp!
apologies if a repeat...
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QuarryMan said
Cod is a concept by which we measure our pain.
I don't believe in carrot
I don't believe in cheeses
I don't believe in king cakes
...
I just believe in meat
Yolko and meat
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6.46am
5 September 2017
Offline Silly Girl said
I don't believe in carrot
I don't believe in cheeses
I don't believe in king cakes
...
I just believe in meat
Yolko and meat
And that's my BLT.
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15 February 2015
Offline Thank you @mslane. 
I was the creamer
But now I'm John
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10.26am
5 September 2017
Offline The brie is ova...
...alas
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17 December 2017
Offline While looking at this all I can think of is the original lyrics to Yesterday .
Scrambled eggs, oh you've got such lovely legs....
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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.
2.48am
14 November 2017
Offline SgtPeppersBulldog said
You're asking me if my spuds will growI don't knoooow, I don't know...
Say the word and be like me,say the word I'm thinking of,have you heard,the word is spuds 
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4.43am
14 November 2017
Offline How about this? I just made this up:
Ah,look at all the hungry people
Ah,look at all the hungry people
Eleanor Rigby ,picks up her rice in the shop she goes to every day, without fail
Waits at the checkout, keeping an eye on the last carton of eggs in the store, who are they for?
All the hungry people,where did they all come from?
All the hungry people,why don't they just go home?
In the words of John,I hope I passed the audition 
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5.25am
14 November 2017
Offline My creative juices are flowing:
I used to be mad about my food,
(Now I can't complain)
The food I was served wasn't cool
(Now I can't complain)
It made me sick,it really was shit,
I was so fucking mad about my food
But now I admit, it's so much better
So much better,than before (It couldn't get much worse)
Yes I admit, it's so much better,so much better,since I sacked the cook
IT REALLY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE!
(Apologies for the swearing 
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20 August 2013
Offline A new Beatles themed bar and restaurant are opening in Newcastle next month. https://www.stokesentinel.co.u.....es-2022354
Wonder if the menu will feature any of the foods in this thread.
*opens Google maps to see where Newcastle is and figure out how to get there via train from London*
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5.45am
14 June 2016
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Maggie Maple Cyrup
Happiness is Warm Bun
Pie Baby Pie
Good Bite
While My Grandpa Gently Eats
Weight
The Bite Before
You’re Gonna Lose That Swirl
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7.11am
11 September 2018
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Standing in the queue down in Waitrose
Trying to buy some food for our tea
The man on the checkout
Told us to get out
You know they wouldn't serve Yoko or me.
Christ, you know I'm so hungry
I haven't eaten all day
The way things are going
I'll soon be wasting away.
Finally made the trip into Tesco
Walking up and down aisle three
Yoko pulled me aside
Though the aisle was wide
There's still somebody trying to run over me
Christ, you know I'm so hungry
I haven't eaten all week
The way things are going
I'll gladly feast on a leek.
Drove from Tesco to the out-of-town Sainsbury's
Looking for a space for the car
The managers said
Hey man, we're closing instead
I said, we haven't even found time to park.
Christ, you know I'm so hungry
I haven't eaten all month
The way things are going
I'll eat a horse for my lunch.
I'm saving all my money for a fancy dish,
planning what to eat on Saturday
Last night I starved though
She ate some cardboard
She said it tasted nothing like she thought. Think!
Made a hasty trip to the Co-op
Looking for some meat for us all
But when I got there
the shelves were all bare
We blamed it all on Linda and Paul
Christ, you know I'm so hungry
I haven't eaten all year
The way things are going
I shouldn't really be here.
Got to Marks and Spencer's just as it opened
A shopping list as big as my feet
The girl on the till
Said you look pretty ill
You really should have something to eat.
Christ, you know I'm so hungry
I haven't eaten all year
The way things are going
I shouldn't really be here.
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Happiness is Warm Bun
Happiness is Warm Rum could be a drink in the bar.
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Offline Hahahaha, the ad I got when I came back to this thread...
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10.59am
11 September 2018
Offline It has recently come to light that it wasn't Paul's mother who was stood at the end of the bed offering advice, it was a half-eaten baguette. These are the first set of lyrics he wrote down until John told him they'd already recorded too many food songs. (Savoy Truffle and Strawberry Fiields Forever)
BLT
When I’m staring at the table menu, inspiration comes to me
Speaking sandwich fillings, BLT
And in my hour of hunger, she is sending all her lunch to me
Speaking sandwich fillings, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, BLT
And when the hungry, orphan children hand their empty plate to me
They will get a sandwich, BLT
For though they may be starving, there is still a chance that they will see
They will get a sandwich, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Bran Flakes, Lentils, Toffee, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Blackberries, Lobster, Tofu, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Buckwheat, Liquorice, Tuna, BLT
And when the hunger passes, there is still a sign that says to me
You can eat another BLT
I wake up when my stomach rumbles, inspiration come to me
Send me satisfaction, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, yeah BLT
Barley, Lemon, Treacle, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, yeah BLT
Butter, Liver, Turnips, BLT
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