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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
4 January 2017
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Got To Get Juice Into My Life

Eat A Pony

Here Comes The Salad

Crumb Together

Hey Food

A Teaspoon Of Honey

Only An Awful Pong

 

That last one was really bad... But it relates to food...

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4 January 2017
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With all this food, we could make a cook book.

https://youtu.be/52nwiTs7bk8

Brainwashed by RadiantCowbells.

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4 January 2017
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Sgt. Pepper 's Lonley Hearts of Romaine salad

17 March 2017
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I Sugarcoat Better 

She Loves Stew 

Sexy Gravy

Hey Hotdog

How Do You Chew It?

Veal Love 

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18 March 2017
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Every Butter's Trying To Be My Gravy? Eh?

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MISTAAAAAAAAH MOOOONLIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all I'm living for, your love and nothing more. And that is all.

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18 March 2017
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Why Don't We Do Lunch In The Road?

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"Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah B.L.T. -- yeah, there will be a sandwich, let it be."

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You Never Give Me Your Muffins

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Yer Stews

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Yellow Peppers Celery Hearts Club Sandwich Band

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You've Got To Hide Your Buns Away

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The Long and Winding Pretzel

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Carry That Plate

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A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,

a coffee dessert, yes you know it's good news...

19 March 2017
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'You Really Got A Cold Entree' - 'Gazpacho' to where you once belonged.

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

19 March 2017
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I apologise if these are being repeated:

I Don't Want To Spoil The Havarti

This Poi

Besame Nacho

Getting Cheddar

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I told my friend (who's not a member of Beatles Bible) about this thread and he came up with a good one:

I am the Waldorf. I am the Waldorf. I am the Eggplant!

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A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,

a coffee dessert, yes you know it's good news...

10 April 2017
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The menu we created in Foods class (some of these are probably being repeated):

Cake Days A Week
We Shall Shrimp And Save
I’ll Follow The Soup
I Am The Eggplant, They Are The Eggplant, I Am The Walrus (Food Food Food Food)
A Hard Cake’s Night
Mother Nature’s Sauce
Live And Let Pineapple (nothing Beatles-era came to mind)
We Cannoli Work It Out

aaaaand the one in the title of the thread.

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MISTAAAAAAAAH MOOOONLIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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10 April 2017
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We Cannoli Work It Out? apple01apple01apple01apple01apple01

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"Into the Sky with Diamonds" (the Beatles and the Race to the Moon – a history)

11 April 2017
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Instant Korma

Day Kipper

Michelle , ma bell pepper

Till There Was Food

Yellow Submarine Sandwich

Baby You're a Rich Ham

Drink For Yourself

Ballad of John and Eggo

Do You Want To Eat A Pizza?

Marrow Never Grows

Got to Get Food Into my Life

I Want to Hold Your Ham

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As we live a life of ease, every one of us has all we need....

11 April 2017
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RAM (Food and Drink Edition):

Too Many Cheese Balls 

3 Eggs

Ham On

Dear Soy (Milk)

Haricot Verts/Admiral's Pie

Bake Away

 

Heart Of The Broccoli

Monkberry Moon Delight *

Eat At Home *

Long Haired Gravy (yeuch!)

Ham On (Reprise)

The Back Seat Of The Restaurant  

 

*These two sound food-ish enough.

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4 June 2017
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I need a break, and I wanna eat some paperbag lunches (paperbag luncheeeesss)

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MISTAAAAAAAAH MOOOONLIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 June 2017
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Lovely Pitta

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"I Need You by George Harrison"

4 June 2017
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A Day In The Lime

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4 June 2017
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Haha I was thinking about this thread yesterday when "Bob's Burgers" had Bob cooking up his "Baby You can Chive My Car" burger (dunno if anyone here watches that show besides me)

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One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!"
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4 June 2017
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I used to watch it, it's a pretty good show although I wonder why they never have Louise take off her hat on screen, does she have some head deformity or something, I've seen people before where they have weird things on the tops of their heads.

If you're reading this, you are looking for something to do.

4 June 2017
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Popular fan theory is that she resents looking so much like Linda.

Anyways...stay-on-topic

What's The New Cherry Jane

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Someone said 'What were you gonna do when it's all finished,' and I said 'I don't know but it'd be good fun being a DJ.' And since then I've become a DJ, only by word of mouth, you know. SO any minute now you'll read, 'Ringo leaves to become a DJ' but it's not true. - Ringo Starr

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You're asking me if my spuds will grow

I don't knoooow, I don't know...

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