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TheWalrusWasBrian's Comedic Fanfiction
20 March 2019
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50yearslate said
THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!

  

aw, thank you! glad you enjoyed. brian-epsteinheart

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George Doesn’t Matter Thirteen

 

Christmas

 

John: George, stop eating all the cookies.

 

(George has eaten the entire gingerbread house)

 

George: Um.    

 

John: You ate the entire gingerbread house.

 

George: Yes.

 

John: How could you eat the most beautiful gingerbread house ever built?!? (Attacks him with a pillow)

 

George: Hare Krishna! (Attacks him back)

 

(A pillow fight ensues, cut to where Brian has made Ringo and Paul go Christmas shopping)

 

Paal: (Has put Ringo in the shopping cart) What about this, Brian? This is the present ever.

 

Brian: (Not paying attention) Put it back.

 

Paal: Okay. (Leaves Ringo in the shopping cart to fend for himself)

 

(A bit later)

 

Paal: (Has found a bass amplifier that has built in drums) If we get this we don’t need the drummer anymore.

 

Ringo: I’m right here…

 

Paal: Dang it, you escaped.

 

Ringo: (Sees banana maracha) This is gear, check this out, guys.

 

Paal: (Shakes the banana maracha) Why play the guitar when you can play… (Shake, shake) THE BANANA.

 

Ringo: George would love this, food themed instruments.

 

Brian: (Sighs) How much is it?

 

Paal: (Looks at price tag) Ten pounds.

 

Brian: Fine.

 

(Back at the flat, John has written WAR IS OVER (if you want it) on various pieces of furniture and is currently playing guitar on the table)

 

George: Can you please get off the table? Weren’t we supposed to be doing something? Like decorating the tree, or some other Christmas-y things of that sort?

 

John: I’m sitting on this table for peace.

 

George: Yeah, okay, sounds fab. (Joins him on the table  with his sitar)

 

(Paal, Ringo, and Brian arrive back at the flat)

 

Brian: What happened to the gingerbread house?

 

George: Remain calm, it has moved on to a better place.

 

Brian: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE SPENT ON THAT?!?

 

John: (Checks non-existent watch) 2.53 hours, sir.

 

Brian: John, you're not helping.

 

John: Yes, sir, sorry, sir.

 

Ringo: We can always make another one out of these here graham crackers.

 

(Ringo holds up the graham crackers, George sees them and immediately eats them)

 

(Brian has locked The Beatles outside in the cold)

 

Paal: Thanks, George.

 

George: It was Ringo’s fault, he has the graham crackers.

 

Ringo: Why is it always my fault?

 

George: Why wouldn’t it be your fault?

 

(Cut to John having figured out that his car was parked three metres away)

 

George: (Sitting in the driver’s seat) Let’s go get some sandwiches.

 

Paal: Okay, but I’m driving, I got the keys.

 

George: I don’t think so, I’m already sitting here, so I’m driving.

 

Paal: You don’t matter, you don’t get to drive.

 

George: Give me the keys.

 

Paal: Nope.

 

(They continue arguing until John somehow manages to obtain the keys and the wheel)

 

John: This is my band and my psychedelically painted car, so I get to drive. (Starts driving and immediately crashes into the car parked in front of them)  

 

Ringo: Shouldn’t you be wearing your glasses?

 

John: It’s fine, I don’t need them. (Runs over squirrel)

 

George: You’ve killed a squirrel.

 

John: I’m sure it deserved it. (Drives off the road)

 

Paal: You’ve run off the road.

 

John: I don’t need roads. (Crashes through someone’s house and keeps driving)

 

Paal: That was my house.

 

John: Fantastic.

 

(John crashes into a ditch)

 

John: George!

 

George: Uh, yeah?

 

John: Look what you’ve done.

 

We momentarily interrupt this Christmas themed episode to have a normal episode.

 

(Cut to where George’s memorial tree has been eaten by beetles)

 

John from the Afterlife: HAHAHA.

 

George-Cactus: It’s not funny.

 

(Cut to 1966)

 

Paal: (Holding up Revolver ) What shall we name it?

 

John: (From another room in the studio) HEY! Records revolve!

 

Paal: Great idea! We’ll name it Revolver .

 

(In yet another room, discussing Revolver ’s title)

 

Ringo: You know the Stone’s album, Aftermath? We should call our’s After Geography.

 

George: (Meditating) Ha.

 

Back to our regularly scheduled Christmas program!

 

John: (Back at the flat) Shouldn’t we have our own holiday? We are bigger than Jesus-

Brian: I’m stopping you right there, Lennon, we aren’t going to get into that mess again.

 

John: Fine.

 

(Yoko pops out from behind a chair)

 

Yoko: Hi, John.

 

(Paal disposes of Yoko by pushing her out the window)

 

George: (Turns to camera) Hare Krishna, everyone, have a wonderful Christmas!

 

John: SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS…

 

(Cut)

 

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6 April 2019
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Old one I’m proud of 🙂

i tried to put it on the discord to show fiddy but it didn’t let me because it was too long so I tried to say “Uh oops” but instead it sent “uh” like 37 times. So for anybody who saw that I’m sorry. 

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Quality content! paul-mccartney-thumb_gif

(I think this is my favourite one yet.)

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It verges from the sublime to the ridiculote

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Beatlebug said and I thoroughly concur
Quality content! paul-mccartney-thumb_gif

(I think this is my favourite one yet.)

  

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I LOVE IT WALRY! John keeps being the crazy driver, George keeps being the food lover, Ringo keeps being the poor baby...brian-epsteinpaul-mccartney-thumb_gif

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A girl with kaleidoscope eyes...

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That was great!!! paul-mccartney-thumb_gif It's all over the place, yet it makes perfect sense.

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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes

yes

yes

that was too perfect a-hard-days-night-paul-10

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A too late/early for chrimble but nevertheless fab instalment, Walrian! ahdn_john_08_gifI love how George is particularly more than hungry in this one. ahdn_george_06

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8The best Christmas things can be enjoyed year-round.

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New conspiracy theory: George meditates so that he gets a respite from his constant appetite. a-hard-days-night-george-4

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Getbackintheussr said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8The best Christmas things can be enjoyed year-round.

  

coughElfcough

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I have seen the bar for fanfiction...

It is mighty.

It is Beatle-y.

It is even a bit Bow-ie

BUT I WILL SET IT EVEN HIGHER OR AT THE VERY LEAST MATCH IT! blue-meanieahdn_george_05apple01heartbeatlemaniacs_02_gif

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8You should make a fanfic thread!

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MattWatchingWheels said
I have seen the bar for fanfiction...

It is mighty.

It is Beatle-y.

It is even a bit Bow-ie

BUT I WILL SET IT EVEN HIGHER OR AT THE VERY LEAST MATCH IT! blue-meanieahdn_george_05apple01heartbeatlemaniacs_02_gif

  

yesss. 

 

also, announcement. if anyone here likes Heathers (movie or musical) my friend and I are writing a fanfic where all the characters are replaced with classic rock people. if anyone is interested i will post it here. 🙂 

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https://discord.gg/dWdCMNe

 

I made a discord server for my non-Beatley writing. uh, enjoy. it’s full of weirdos so far.

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TheWalrusWasBrian said
https://discord.gg/dWdCMNe

 

I made a discord server for my non-Beatley writing. uh, enjoy. it’s full of weirdos so far.

  

:’) this may be the greatest compliment I have ever received, thank you heart

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