12.36am
10 January 2024
Yo'pple last time you gave me an "apple" it was a Yo'pple. I NEARLY DIED FROM YO'PPLE POISONING. Doctor Robert
was so angry that I was foolish enough to eat raw Yo'pple
This "apple" will go in the fridge. Sorry about the expired milk, I forgot to get new milk. (Ignore Paul next to the fridge. He's fine. I fed him yesterday.)
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2.32am
10 January 2024
I was really inspired by seeing Ringo the Dutch Kangaroo on youtube (Thanks to @MrHorse and his thread https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....o/#p395883
I drew some fanart of course.
Yeah
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10.41pm
10 January 2024
As of tradition I draw the cake from Let if Bleed in my Happy Birthday drawings (I know, a cake from a Stone's album whatever
I also made some buttons.
This one is like a f****d up secret hand shake. I can see who's a Beatles fan AND how
traumatized deep they into fanhood. I wonder if anyone will notice. I might get pulled aside by a concerned adult asking me if I'm well in the head instead OH WELL, WHOMP WHOMPI least I know they've seen things too!!!!
I might make more buttons.... I'm on a roll!
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12.11am
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Love the Paulette Pride design. The Big Nose Awareness is missing an E though and the IYKYK one... well, let's just say that I know.
I was a tiny little eight-year-old child at my grandparents' house going through the Anthology book that they had, happily obsessed with the Beatles and flipping through and thirstily drinking in Beatles knowledge when... WHAM! I turned the page to a full-sized reproduction of the Two Virgins
cover.
Not like I had never seen nudity before, but it definitely felt like a violation
I dropped the book in shock and couldn't listen to my favorite CDs for several days afterward. ?
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1.19am
10 January 2024
Beatlebug said
Love the Paulette Pride design. The Big Nose Awareness is missing an E thoughand the IYKYK one... well, let's just say that I know.
I was a tiny little eight-year-old child at my grandparents' house going through the Anthology book that they had, happily obsessed with the Beatles and flipping through and thirstily drinking in Beatles knowledge when... WHAM! I turned the page to a full-sized reproduction of the Two Virgins cover.
Not like I had never seen nudity before, but it definitely felt like a violation
I dropped the book in shock and couldn't listen to my favorite CDs for several days afterward. ?
I knew it was misspelled. I carn't spel. IT'S @yopple 'S FAULT! THEY TOLD ME TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT!!!! I'm quoting.... Yeah.... I'm quoting that's why it's wrong....
I remeber I saw a video that said "DO NOT LOOK UP TWO VIRGINS UNCENSORED" so I googled Two Vrigins CENSORED I LOOKED UP CENSORDED but google auto fill changed it to uncensorded and BAM I saw a two naked People I WAS ON A LIBRARY COMPUTER TOO
The Librarians never found out about my crime
Then this one time at band camp on a cruise ship, I was singing (More like mumbling) "Everbody's got Something
to Hide except for me and my monkey" and my new found friend was like "YOU AND YOUR WHAT?!??!" I explained everything about the White Album
and I mentioned Two Virgins
. He heard a name like that and was like "I HAVE to google this" He looked at his phone and was like "Is this the Album" turned the phone around BAM
NAKED PEOPLE FLASHBANG I yelled and he said Sorry and panned the phone back over to me again BAM
NAKED PEOPLE FLASHBANG
This happened like three times to the point where I took my glasses off and faced the corner of the elevator away from him so he'd stop showing me the cover. Over the next few days he'd keep flashing me with the cover when I least expected it. GAH BAM
NAKED PEOPLE FLASHBANG right at second Lunch. Infront of four other people
NAKED JOHN?!?!?!? NOT IN FRONT OF MY PILE OF FRIES
!!!!
Then this other time I accidently BAM NAKED PERSON FLASHBANGed (Two Virgin-ed) my friend on accident. I'm Still apologizing to this day
. IM SORRY BRO I HAD THE WRONG WIKIPEDIA LINK
Two Virgins ? More like Two Idiots. Netfilx special when?????
Okay that's enough Two Virgins
talk for the next three years.
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2.04pm
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I would wear that Paulette button with pride.
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12.27am
10 January 2024
RINGO! RINGO! RINGO THE DUTCH KANAGROO!!!! I made this one for my fangirl wall.
I also made my final Beatles solo album cover I needed for my fangirl wall. I had already put up other Beatles solo albums (All Things Must Pass
, Red Rose Speedway
, Mind Games
) so I needed a Ringo one to finish the collection. So I made this. It took FOREVER.
Funny story about this drawing. My Father was looking through the crowd and saw Ringo the Dutch Kangaroo and said "Is that Ringo the Kangaroo smoking a cigar?" I (knowing I was about to get into trouble) said, "Yeah he's smoking
". My Father looked closer then looked at me and said "That's no cigar
". Then my Mother
came into the room looked at the drawing and said "Why is Ringo dress as a bunny rabbit and smoking a cigar?". My Father chimmed in "He's a Kangaroo AND HE'S SMOKIN' A JOINT!
" My Mother
was a little shocked that I'd draw that
I've drawn worse
(I drew two people.... HOLDING HANDS!!!! I KNOW CRAZY!!! I'm such a bad boy.
)
Okay maybe Ringo dressed as a female kangaroo, smoking a joint, and getting stoned is worse than holding hands Not my judgment call to make though. Someone else decide what's worse.
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8.05pm
20 June 2025
God
job on those drawings @Oakwood
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6.11pm
10 January 2024
Guys I finally finished my book series.
This book is the first in the series. I made this one awhile ago I just didn't know if I should've posted it. I'm posting it now though. Really a work of literature if you ask me. If you can't read what it says because of the colors I'll happly transcribe what it says into a post. All you gotta do is ask!
Oh boy. This book made my publisher (Yo'pple Publishing) angry. They told me that if I write another book like this that they're gonna take away my contract or something. I can't remeber I was staring out the window daydreaming. Anways this is the Clean version. Nothing bad happens here. Everyone is happy, friendly, sober, and goes to bed at a reasonable hour.
And I decided to finish the Triology with the Gif. The head of Yo'pple publishing called me in and said I was fired after reading this book. I think he hates me.
That's the Ahhh Girl triology. What do you think @Ahhh Girl ? Do I have a future as a paperback writer once all my bones heal and I pay my **looks at bill** 8 trillion dollar medical bill?
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Ahhh, perfection.
I'll read these until they are completely worn out.
I should get the ebook versions too.
Is there an audio book format? Especially of the uncensored version?
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10 January 2024
Sure I'll record the audio books while I'm waiting for my bones to heal. My voice acting skills are supurb! **Ahem** "Paul was full of Paulness because he was Paul
. His Paulness was most alluring to Paulettes
of every kind, epsically Ahhh Girl. Paul was very Paulful. Quite Enticing
."
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4.21am
10 January 2024
Goodness I'm gonna cry. I spent 5 hours straight working on this thing and this is all I got done.
Everything that could've went wrong, went wrong. I didn't have the right color paper so I had to hand color a different sheet of paper, which took over an hour. My organial drum was too big so I had a make a new one, then the new one was too small and other orginal drum was the right size. I drew the Beatles too large so now I can barely fit anyone else on the papper. Drawing and cutting out everything was a pain in the butt. I'm really fighting the urge to hit my head against the wall. Im so done right now I can't deal with it.
TL:DR My current mood.
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Er.... Happy Global Beatles Day Sorry, about the outburst I'm upset
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9.36pm
10 January 2024
I know it looks nice (I'm very pround of how the Beatles turned out) it's just too small for me to put the people for the album cover. Im planning on taping multiple pieces of paper together to try and make a bigger background.
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6.09pm
11 December 2024
Oakwood said
RINGO! RINGO! RINGO THE DUTCH KANAGROO!!!! I made this one for my fangirl wall.I also made my final Beatles solo album cover I needed for my fangirl wall. I had already put up other Beatles solo albums (All Things Must Pass , Red Rose Speedway , Mind Games ) so I needed a Ringo one to finish the collection. So I made this. It took FOREVER.
Funny story about this drawing. My Father was looking through the crowd and saw Ringo the Dutch Kangaroo and said "Is that Ringo the Kangaroo smoking a cigar?" I (knowing I was about to get into trouble) said, "Yeah he's smoking". My Father looked closer then looked at me and said "That's no cigar ". Then my Mother came into the room looked at the drawing and said "Why is Ringo dress as a bunny rabbit and smoking a cigar?". My Father chimmed in "He's a Kangaroo AND HE'S SMOKIN' A JOINT!" My Mother was a little shocked that I'd draw that I've drawn worse (I drew two people.... HOLDING HANDS!!!! I KNOW CRAZY!!! I'm such a bad boy.)
Okay maybe Ringo dressed as a female kangaroo, smoking a joint, and getting stoned is worse than holding hands Not my judgment call to make though. Someone else decide what's worse.
Ringo dressed as a female kangaroo, smoking a joint, and getting stoned is very artistic.
I love your album cover and all the characters you put on there, especially Ringo dressed as a female kangaroo, smoking a joint, and getting stoned. Jeremy too.
Also, you are rehired for Yo'pple Publishing, the fans loved the spice of your latest book. Please come back you're the only author
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6.35pm
10 January 2024
Oakwood said
Sorry I didn't post my art today I forgot to take pictures of it lol.
Enjoy my cover of Hey Jude instead! (Ignore the screaming)
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc8U6AM4_Jk?feature=oembed&w=800&h=600]This cover is unserious, I'm actually working on a good cover right now. I just thought this one was funny.
The link is being weird. Here's the video with a working link.
Edit: Nvm all the youtube links on the forum are being kinda weird right now. I think it'll work later
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1.46am
10 January 2024
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10 January 2024
They're all different pop culture icons. A lot of them are shows and movie characters. I have the list off all them if you want to see.
I have a button press and I make buttons. I just cut out a circle put it on the first backing then I press it onto the second backing. I could film a video of how I make a button.
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