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7 December 2010
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My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.

http://www.theonion.com/video/.....mcc,18590/

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

7 December 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.

http://www.theonion.com/video/.....mcc,18590/


That is Awesome!!!

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

7 December 2010
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"I plan on crying all day." 

Don't you just love The Onion? 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

7 December 2010
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You Mean the Glass Onion?

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

8 December 2010
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"No car wrecks or anything that causes his hair to fall out" hahaha! Yes, I love The Onion!

I remember George saying 'Blimey, he's always talking about “Yesterday”, you'd think he was Beethoven or somebody' - Paul McCartney

8 December 2010
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

You mean the Glass Onion?


No. It's a "news organization" that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

8 December 2010
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I'm glad Joe mentioned it in another thread, but the timing for jokes about an eventually dead Beatle was a bit off, considering it came out yesterday.

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." — Dr. Seuss

 

 

8 December 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

You mean the Glass Onion?


No. It's a "news organization" that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?
 

I don't think we have it in Canada, but it was a joke

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

8 December 2010
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

You mean the Glass Onion?


No. It's a "news organization" that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?

 


I don't think we have it in Canada, but it was a joke
 

It was a pretty awesome pun.... 

StarWisher said:

I'm glad Joe mentioned it in another thread, but the timing for jokes about an eventually dead Beatle was a bit off, considering it came out yesterday.


*in commercial announcer voice*

Morbid humor is not for everyone. If you think morbid humor is right for you, talk with your doctor. Side effects may include sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, the impression that you should not be laughing, and everyone looking at you like you're insane. If you think morbid humor is right for you, call today! 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

8 December 2010
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Sure we get it here - Mr. Sun King was being funny!

I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:

 

Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit On 'Eleanor Rigby'

April 10, 2008 |LONDON—In addition to the $48.6 million in child support recently awarded Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife, Heather Mills, the 40-year-old activist announced Tuesday that she has successfully sued the legendary former Beatle for a writing credit on the classic 1966 song "Eleanor Rigby." "After being married to Paul for six long years, I have as much of a claim to that song as he does," Mills said of the pop masterpiece penned two years before her birth, which will henceforth be credited to "Mills-McCartney-Lennon." "But I'm not going to back down until I get everything I deserve, and that includes recognition for the guitar solo on 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps.'" A spokesperson for Mills said that the former glamour model will seek further damages in the form of having herself Photoshopped into all existing images of the iconic 1969 Abbey Road album cover.

I remember George saying 'Blimey, he's always talking about “Yesterday”, you'd think he was Beethoven or somebody' - Paul McCartney

8 December 2010
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vonbontee said:

Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit On 'Eleanor Rigby'

April 10, 2008 |LONDON—In addition to the $48.6 million in child support recently awarded Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife, Heather Mills, the 40-year-old activist announced Tuesday that she has successfully sued the legendary former Beatle for a writing credit on the classic 1966 song "Eleanor Rigby." "After being married to Paul for six long years, I have as much of a claim to that song as he does," Mills said of the pop masterpiece penned two years before her birth, which will henceforth be credited to "Mills-McCartney-Lennon." "But I'm not going to back down until I get everything I deserve, and that includes recognition for the guitar solo on 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps.'" A spokesperson for Mills said that the former glamour model will seek further damages in the form of having herself Photoshopped into all existing images of the iconic 1969 Abbey Road album cover.


Finally some justice!

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8 December 2010
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vonbontee said:

Sure we get it here - Mr. Sun King was being funny!

I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:

That's  why I said I Don't Think  we get it up in the great north

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

9 December 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.

http://www.theonion.com/video/.....mcc,18590/


Remind me to check this news later, today I can't watch it.. but later I'm sure I'll laugh a lot a-hard-days-night-paul-11

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9 December 2010
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Vonbontee, I loved the one that came out recently saying that a hidden Beatles song in Rock Band completely changed *everyone's* opinion of the Beatles for the worst when they finally heard it. I'm dying thinking of Heather Mills being Photoshopped into the Abbey Road cover, thoiugh! Squeeze her in between Paul and Ringo! 🙂

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." — Dr. Seuss

 

 

9 December 2010
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Von Bontee
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

vonbontee said:

Sure we get it here - Mr. Sun King was being funny!

I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:

That's  why I said I Don't Think  we get it up in the great north


Wasn't trying to contradict you, Mr. Sun - that "Sure we get it here!" was a direct reply to MMrs.M's question. My post should've come immediately after hers, and I thought it WAS, but these boards are weird, and frequently they don't refresh themselves properly for me. And so I didn't see your "I don't think..." post until long after the fact. Sorry for that, hope this clears it up. So, we cool?  Good! 

(Oh, and I liked your "Glass Onion" joke, and that's why I acknowledged it.)

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!"
-- Paul McCartney

9 December 2010
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(Incidentally, I wonder if I'm the only one who has that undependable-refreshing problem?  I believe I'm the only one who has that ugly-smileys problem, like so:)

<img class="sfsmiley" title="apple01" onclick="sfjLoadSmiley('apple_01.gif', 'apple01', 'http://www.beatlesbible.com/wp.....&#039;, 'apple01', '1&#39a-hard-days-night-george-10;" src="http://www.beatlesbible.com/wp/wp-content/forum-smileys/apple_01.gif" alt="apple01" />

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!"
-- Paul McCartney

9 December 2010
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I occasionally have that problem as well and We are cool

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

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