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meanmistermustard said
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That house is mansion sized, even if there is a smell in part of the house open a few windows and stay in the quarters of the house that are furthest away. If there is a tv with football showing and wifi i’m guessing there is some sort of electricity so i’m sorted. I’ve discovered the truth and will be sleeping in the dry warm indoors in comfort.Just cause there is electricity doesn’t mean they have heating and there are toilets in every room since sleeping in the outhouse isn’t really camping.
I’ll bring my own heater and i don’t believe a house that big is filled with just toilets, think of the drainage issues. Enjoy your camping.
You don’t get any burnt sausage!
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A stove to cook the food is a must.A signed written agreement from all that kumbaya is never sung around the campfire. If so the guitars will become firewood.
We need juice which automatically means a very large supply of irn bru, oh and water (or those tablets that make river water safe to drink).
What are vegan marshmallows? Isn’t a normal marshmallow vegan?
“Kumbaya my meanmist- NO! Please!! NOT MY GUITAR!!!”
A stove would probably help… Unless we cook the food on the burning embers of my poor beloved guitar.
And we can find someone to knit @Zig a sweater for the cold tent.
I think any Beatles song would be good for a campfire!
Who knows how to Knit?
I know how to knit
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beatlesbooster1940 said
Annadog40 said
Mr. Kite said
meanmistermustard said
A stove to cook the food is a must.A signed written agreement from all that kumbaya is never sung around the campfire. If so the guitars will become firewood.
We need juice which automatically means a very large supply of irn bru, oh and water (or those tablets that make river water safe to drink).
What are vegan marshmallows? Isn’t a normal marshmallow vegan?
“Kumbaya my meanmist- NO! Please!! NOT MY GUITAR!!!”
A stove would probably help… Unless we cook the food on the burning embers of my poor beloved guitar.
And we can find someone to knit @Zig a sweater for the cold tent.
I think any Beatles song would be good for a campfire!
Who knows how to Knit?
I know how to knit
Thats fantastic you and applescruffjunior can knit us all swetters by the fireside 
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meanmistermustard said
That house is mansion sized, even if there is a smell in part of the house open a few windows and stay in the quarters of the house that are furthest away. If there is a tv with football showing and wifi i’m guessing there is some sort of electricity so i’m sorted. I’ve discovered the truth and will be sleeping in the dry warm indoors in comfort.
Coming into this late, but IRL, the only way I would ever do camping again is in a satellite-ready double-wide RV. So I’ll bring mine.
You’re welcome.
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You don’t fancy staying in one of these, then? I believe it’s called ‘glamping’ if you do. Neither camping or glamping attracts me, which surprises even myself as I like being outdoors. Can’t sleep in anything but a bed, though.
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You don’t fancy staying in one of these, then? I believe it’s called ‘glamping’ if you do. Neither camping or glamping attracts me, which surprises even myself as I like being outdoors. Can’t sleep in anything but a bed, though.
Oh, yes, that would do. ;-> They have that sort of set-up available for the filthy rich at Coachella, and that would be only way I would do that festival.
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Would take ages to set up and one of the most irritating tasks when camping is pitching the tent as some idiot who is useless at doing it always insists in helping and makes it take twice as long and gets everyone else annoyed.
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8.17pm
3 May 2012
Offline If you can afford one then I suppose you can also afford to get someone to put it up for you. There’s a ”camping” site near me and all the tents are like this. Kind of misses the point of what camping is about, to me.
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8 November 2012
Offline I imagine the rich bring along assistants to do it for them. ;->
All the more reason an RV is simpler. Plus everyone can crowd in when it rains. 
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Offline I stick to the easier answer of not bothering with all of that and go to a b&b, guest house, chalet or anything else that has running water, a warm bed, electricity, kitchen and can’t roll down a hill and crash into a tree/river/lake.
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8 November 2012
Offline We could set up on a ranch, then the roughing it folks can stay outside while the rest of us stay warm and dry.
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Offline Sounds good to me.
I’m happy to do the cooking so no one needs hospital treatment after eating a deadly bacteria infested sausage.
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8.41pm
1 November 2013
Offline Any Ideas for any wonderful fantastic amazing activitys to do when camping?
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Offline We could sing 99 scotch and cokes on the wall.
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We could sing 99 scotch and cokes on the wall.parlance
Can we turn that into a drinking game where every time scotch and coke is mentioned we all have to down one?
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parlance said
We could sing 99 scotch and cokes on the wall.parlance
Can we turn that into a drinking game where every time scotch and coke is mentioned we all have to down one?
Then we all would die from alcohol poisoning
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Offline Annadog40 said
meanmistermustard said
parlance said
We could sing 99 scotch and cokes on the wall.parlance
Can we turn that into a drinking game where every time scotch and coke is mentioned we all have to down one?
Then we all would die from alcohol poisoning
Good point. Still.
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Offline That glamping tent reminds me of the tents in Harry Potter.
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We could sing 99 scotch and cokes on the wall.parlance
It rolls off the tongue much better than 99 Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA‘s on the wall. But it would not taste as heavenly. Nectar of the gods, that!
Camping has been permanently stricken from our “fun things to do” list ever since the camping trip from Hell. Now, “roughing it” involves staying in a hotel that does not have room service.
*shudders*
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Offline @Zig are you willing to share your camping from hell experience for us to be able to understand your dislike of camping and offer tea and sympathy
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