3.31am
6 December 2012
The person above me wrote a very imaginative story. Nice job.
Also, the person above me was at the beach when he found a cardboard box filled with fresh water floating around in the middle of the ocean. The person above me dumped the fresh water into the ocean and took the box to the dentist. The dentist gave the cardboard box 3 violas to help the box work on improving its typing skills. The person above me went to the bookstore, but then the moon fell down and landed just outside the store, trapping everyone inside. There was also a thunderstorm inside the bookstore, which made it even worse. The person above me tried to help by stringing Christmas lights everywhere, but the pony and the mozzerella cheese stick that lived in the store didn’t like the lights, so the person above me took them down. The people in the bookstore tried to pass the time by having toy sailboat races in the pond in the middle of the store, but the thunderstorm made it nearly impossible to successfully have the race. There were some toddlers in the store who were pretending that they were in school, and some were the teachers and some were the students. Then, the person above me decided to get out of the bookstore somehow. He remembered that there was a fire escape in the back of the building, so he went to the back of the building, only to find that he needed a password to get onto the fire escape. After hours and hours of guessing, the person above me finally guessed that the password was “interrobang,” and that was correct. He climbed down the fire escape and asked a peacock for directions to the nearest McDonald’s. The peacock accidentally gave him directions to the nearest Taco Bell instead, but the person above me loves tacos, so he was happy. Later that night, the person above me used a baseball bat to hit the moon up to its correct place in outer space. The sun came out in the bookstore, and everyone was happy. The end.
Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...
~witty quote~
3.48am
12 January 2013
The person above me pressed the E button on the keyboard to many times so it exploded in her face! Which revealed a hidden map to a treasure chest in Nowhere Land. The person above me lived in Pepperland so she had to take an airplane to Nowhere Land. On the plane there was a kid behind the person above me who threw up on her and the million dollars she planned on putting in the bank. The person above me also sat next a person who kept shouting “CHEESEDOODLES!” for no apparent reason. Oh and her plane crashed into a spiraling fall of doom and everyone else on the plane died because they didn’t listen to the Beatles. So the person above me had to walk 100,000,000,000 miles to Nowhere Land. Finally after 12 years 7 months 163 days 27 minutes and 42 seconds she arrived at Nowhere Land where she met a guy named Jim. Jim was a crazy man and smacked people all over the place. So the person above me smacked Jim back. The person above me also me Robo George who transported her to the treasure. But the treasure was moldy cheese so it was no other thing to do but to go to Uranus and have a moldy cheese party with a bunch of junk yard people. Someone started playing the Beatles and said that the Beatles sucked so the person above me stuck a bunch of moldy cheese in that persons mouth and said “In Your Face, Literally!”
The Incedibly True Story THat Never Ends. By Sam.
Best Friend: WHat are you listening to
Me: The Beatles
Best Friend: Go Figure
6.38am
Reviewers
17 December 2012
Egroeg Evoli said
mja6758 said
The person above me is… above me!mja6758 said
Alas, once again, I seem to be below the person above me!Wait a second- did you mean literally above you or above you in rank/etc.? (The latter, of course, is not true- and would make me sound really conceited because of my comment about the best post in the thread…)
They were both meant literally. My self-doubt is in its box at the moment…
"I only said we were bigger than Rod... and now there's all this!" Ron Nasty
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The Beatles Bible 2020 non-Canon Poll Part One: 1958-1963 and Part Two: 1964-August 1966
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6 December 2012
6.43pm
Reviewers
17 December 2012
The person above me should worry less, I would never think her conceited… and has a great new bit in her signature!
"I only said we were bigger than Rod... and now there's all this!" Ron Nasty
To @ Ron Nasty it's @ mja6758
The Beatles Bible 2020 non-Canon Poll Part One: 1958-1963 and Part Two: 1964-August 1966
6.45pm
14 January 2013
The person above me walked across Abbey Road in London, then went all the way to Strawberry Fields, the went across the Atlantic to the other Strawberry Fields, through most of US, stopped by the House of the Rising Sun, found Sponge Bob’s house, before resting at The Hotel California sipping on a margarita from Margaritaville.
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6 December 2012
7.03pm
14 January 2013
Egroeg Evoli said
The person above the person above me is now receiving thanks from me: Thanks!The person above me will now explain the following: This statement is false.
I will explain to the person above me that statement is true.
After the person above me left The Hotel California, they frolicked in a field with Blue Meanies. The person above me then realized this was all a dream.
7.26pm
6 December 2012
The person above me entered my dream (which I could now control because I knew I was dreaming), but since I didn’t know what she looks like, I just pictured her as her avatar, which was really weird because it stayed in the same position the entire time. Then, the person above me left the dream and went to the top of Mount Everest. At the top, she made scrambled eggs, but a climber took them from her, so she ran to a frozen yogurt shop and bought a few yellow-and-green cellophane flowers that were supposed to grow “incredibly high,” but only grew to the height of the sun. Disappointed with the flowers, the person above me built a statue of a walrus in her backyard and made a secret entrance underneath it that led to an empty room full of nothing.
Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...
~witty quote~
8.03pm
14 December 2009
The person above me was in need of quick cash, hoping to buy a rainbow-shaped hat. So she went out to the local blood-donor clinic, hoping to sell some blood. But to her dismay, when she arrived there she found it burned to the ground by anti-colour activists opposed to the colour red. So she instead opted for the saliva-donor clinic two doors down, hoping to sell some spit. But there she was further disappointed to find the doors locked and a sign reading “Closed Clatterdays and Bundays. Also Closed Weekends. Additionally, closed on weekdays, as nobody wants to buy saliva.” In desperate need of cash, and seeing no further options, she decided she’d have to earn her own money. She found a nearby cardboard box on which she wrote “Please Help , need $!” and carried it to the busy streetcorner. Then she whipped out her solar-powered electric toothbrush and, using it as a buzzing musical instrument, accompanied herself singing the latest chart-topper “Oh Baby, Baby Oh” by the hot young boy band 2 Nude 4 U. Passersby gaped, security guards took note, a bicycle courier fell off his bike and two dogs began to howl. But a two-year old in a stroller began to laugh and clap his hands with delight. “That’s the only thing that’s made baby Joshua happy all day!” cried his grateful mother, and she opened her purse and found a ten-dollar bill to throw in the cardboard box. The End .
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8.05pm
14 December 2009
8.41pm
6 December 2012
The person above me was sitting in a tree, waiting for his best friend to meet him there, when a giant UFO landed on the other side of the town, causing everybody to run there, even the tree that the person above me was sitting in. So, the person above me ate some applesauce while enjoying the ride. A honeybee tried to sting him because it thought the applesauce was honey, so the person above me threw a guitar amp at the bee. However, the bee dodged the amp and threw a water bottle at the person above me. The person above me caught the water bottle, opened it, and poured the water on the bee’s head, but the bee didn’t mind because he hadn’t taken a shower that morning. Frustrated, the person above me threw a piano at the bee. The bee happened to love pianos, so he flew after the piano, thanking the person above me for it. The end.
Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...
~witty quote~
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3.22am
14 January 2013
Von Bontee said
The person above me is the person above her is the person above her
The above the person above me is conflicted with themselves.
The person above me is waltzing with a Blue Meanie in Strawberry Fields while listening to I Am The Walrus .
1.05am
18 April 2013
The person above me was walking in the Strawberry Fields memorial in Central Park when the ghost of John Lennon beckoned. The person followed him to an ideal realm beyond space and time, where all songs come from, and noticed that the songs existed in different colors and shapes. One was hexagonal and shining with a golden aura that made the person feel peaceful. Another was a blue triangle pointing downwards, which evoked feelings of the saddest blues songs ever written, such as “Devil Got My Woman ,” by Skip James. John asked the person to choose a shape. The person chose an orange square, which to the person represented the material world and the order of nature.
John gave the shape to the person, and the person ate it. It tasted bitter, but it produced a vision of elementary penguins navigating a dark and dangerous Sea Of Holes on their way to find the land of eternal bliss. The penguins were chanting Hare Krishna as they waddled. The person followed the penguins through the sea and noticed the sun was coming. Maybe everything will be alright after all, thought the person. But the person fell into a hole and heard a siren wailing. Then the person realized the hole was actually the center of a guitar strung like a banjo, being played by a woman in Liverpool in 1958. She was singing, “Do You Want To Know A Secret ? Promise not to tell. You are standing by a wishing well.”
The person made a wish, and the wish was that all of The Beatles were alive and well today.
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6 December 2012
6.00am
14 December 2009
The person above me is…uh…is…er, well, um…uh…you know, um…ok, it’s like…just a minute…um…ummm…well, what I mean to say is…ahem…well, you know, it’s…hmm, how shall I put this…er…haha…(cough)…I mean,…wow, it’s just…obviously it’s just…whew…y’know?…dum de dum…dum de dum dum dum…(whistle)…yep…I mean, really…really really…uh…is it hot in here or is it just me?…oh yeah, and…well, what can I say?…er…I’m sure we can all agree that…that…uh, absolutely, no question…I mean, the facts speak for themselves. And that’s the truth!
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