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: Looks like we’re stuck here.

: Let’s reminisce about some of favorite memories in the studio.

: Like that time it was you and me were in the studio recording Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

: How many times do I have to tell you, Why Don’t We Do It In The Road was all me, vocals, guitars, drums, piano, bass, handclaps, it was all me.

: le-le-le-le-le, I want to believe that I played drums on that song despite the fact that I clearly didn’t.

: Come on Paul, let’s talk about real good memories.

: Like that time we recorded Nowhere Man , I remember really being happy with the bass part.

: I love the guitar tone we got out of our Strats, I really like the sound of Rocky on this song.

: Thinking about Rocky, remember the time when I brought in my Strat during the Sgt. Pepper sessions and everyone was surprised as hell.

: Oh yeah, you brought it in to record Good Morning Good Morning , that sure was a surprise.

: Would you guys like a cup of tea, I just talked to Pete Best and asked him to turn the plane back around and he agreed.

: How’d you do that.

: It’s pretty simple actually, I’m a bloody giant, he knows that if he doesn’t listen to my every command, I’d beat him up.

: I wish I were big like Mal.

: It looks like we’re landing.

: About time.

: I took a picture of it if you’d like to see, it’s one of those planes that also doubles as a boat.

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: That reminds me, remember that time I was on Peter Seller’s yacht back in 1968.

: Those were some terrible times, it’s a good thing you came back in time to record backing vocals and handclaps for Dear Prudence .

: No, he didn’t return until after that happened.

George finds the yacht plane hybrid in the harbor.

: Is that David Bowie I see.

: I wish, it’s just me blue the blue meanie. Yes, I’m lonely and want to die.

: If you’re sad and lonely, baby take a chance with me.

George starts to fade into obscurity.

: What’s going on.

: Over here, if you mention a song that a Beatle wasn’t on, that Beatle goes away. In this case, you made a reference to the song Little Child , which George isn’t on, so he faded away. I’ll fix this like as if I’m Fixing A Hole where the rain gets in and keeps my mind from wandering.

George comes back.

: Hmmm, this seems like a fun idea, flew in from Miami Beach BOAC didn’t pack my bags last night.

Ringo fades away.

: Oh yeah, coconut fudge really blows down those blues.

John fades away and Ringo comes back.

: You’re making me feel like I’ve never been born.

Paul fades away and John comes back.

: All the lonely people, where do they all come from.

Ringo fades away and Paul comes back.

: Bang, bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down upon your head and made sure that you were dead.

John fades away and Ringo comes back.

: Why Don’t We Do It In The Road, it’s not like anybody will be watching us.

: Sorry Ringo, doesn’t work if you weren’t on that song yourself.

: I can’t hear you, I think you said something about how I did a good job playing drums on Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

: Why don’t you see for yourself, you stupid ignorant Ringo, Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

Everybody fades away except for Paul.

: I think that showed him, I hate when Ringo takes credit for my drums on Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

Out of nowhere, George Martin shows up.

: Oh dear, I should probably turn off my mind, relax, and float downstream.

All 4 Beatles reappear.

: How did you know.

: I came over because I thought you guys were recording a live album.

: But we weren’t.

: What the hell, you stupid no good rock stars, that was my last potion, you lousy .

: Someone deserves a damn good whacking.

They all proceed to beat up Blue and then decapitate him.

: Hey Ringo, I hope you now know that it’s wrong to tell people that you played drums on Why Don’t We Do It In The Road because I played everything, including drums, on that song and it isn’t nice to lie.

: Sorry about that, you did play drums on that song and it isn’t nice to lie just because you wish you played drums on a song, I wish I knew how to make it up to you.

: I could claim that you played guitar on It’s All Too Much .

: John played guitar on that song, I know this because the guitar, bass, organ, and drums were all recorded on the backing track which means that if Paul played guitar, that would mean that John played bass, which I highly doubt was the case.

: Joe, what are you doing here.

: I don’t know BackInTheUSSR, asdfnhfjvbngf nfbmokrntmbefok dgmnrtbokvsfmd gotkgrmf dogkethmrgvdojfnethojvbnethojrbm.

: C’mon now Yoko, this isn’t one of your experimental albums.

: Enough.

: Great site Joe, especially like the forum, I’m the user ewe2 but then again everybody’s ewe2.

: Since we’re here, I was wondering, I always thought it was John on acoustic and George on Fender on Another Girl but I was reading some notes from George Martin and it says it was John on Fender and George on acoustic, who really played acoustic guitar on Another Girl .

: That would be me.

: All we can think about is who played what on what, why not talk about more serious things like how there isn’t a Jane Asher smiley.

: I love you Paul, I want to sleep with you and my room is decorated with pictures of you.

: Piss off, I already slept with Lizzie and Gayleen after they sang backing vocals on Across The Universe , why should I sleep with you too.

Girl morphs into the blue meanie

: Run rabbit run because I will kill you if you don’t.

The Beatles get back on the plane, cancel their Rio show, instead getting a local band the spot, and successfully fly home to London.