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Joseph Ducreux sings The Beatles
1 March 2019
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A thread for terrible lyric rewrites such as those that @50yearslate, @ewe2, myself, and others were getting up to in the Beatles LOLs! thread, based upon the illustrious 'Joseph Ducreux/Archaic Rap' meme. To make it a game, I propose that one person does a rewrite and others could guess which song it's supposed to be? I dunno, maybe this should be somewhere else oops ahdn_paul_02 but anyway

EDIT: Proposed rule change: one starts off a song and others continue with successive stanzas until the song is finished? Let's not drag this out, try to do a pretty fair portion of the song, but don't rewrite a whole song in one post either.

Myself and my associates all inhabit a jaundice-hued vehicle designed for submersed oceanic explorations

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It verges from the sublime to the ridiculote

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1 March 2019
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We all live in a yellow submarine! a-hard-days-night-ringo-10

I think instead of rewriting it, the person who guesses it could move on to the next one?

 

Throughout the duration in which the six-stringed vibration producing object that belongs to myself sobs in a delicate manner

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1 March 2019
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^That's what I meant, sorry if it was unclear.

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1 March 2019
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Getbackintheussr said 

Throughout the duration in which the six-stringed vibration producing object that belongs to myself sobs in a delicate manner

  

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Great idea @Beatlebug a-hard-days-night-george-9

The female human is experiencing a deep feeling of affection in relation to yourself.

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1 March 2019
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She Loves You

Blameless for thy path's obstruction whilst thou attempts to purloin a twenty-four-hour period of time.

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And in the end
The love you take is equal to the love you make

1 March 2019
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Not Guilty

This reminds me of the "describe a beatles song" game which has been dormant since before I joined.

I beg of you, cause me to experience feelings of happiness and satisfaction

Love one another.

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1 March 2019
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Please Please Me a-hard-days-night-ringo-8

Fiddy, thank @Getbackintheussr who suggested we create such a thread. john-lennon-salute_gif

Also, this is a cool game and all but I think it would also be fun to collaboratively Ducreuxify an entire song like we were doing in the other thread. Not sure how we'll work that one out but something to think about.

I am desirous of expressing to thee that my mind is replete with potential utterances, but when I am in thy presence, the specific linguistics escape me.

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1 March 2019
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I Want To Tell You

That's not a bad idea, maybe if we picked a song and took turns doing stanzas? We'll have to think on it ahdn_george_01

Oh and thank you @Getbackintheussr (you need a nickname...)

Allow your lasonacrimal ducts to transport saline water from the lacrimal sacs of your vision-processing appendages into your nasal cavity, human infant, allow your lasonacrimal ducts to transport saline water from the lacrimal sacs of your vision-processing appendages into your nasal cavity

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Cry Baby Cry

Allow my blow to knock you over as my destination is an area of land planted with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.

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1 March 2019
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50yearslate said
That's not a bad idea, maybe if we picked a song and took turns doing stanzas? We'll have to think on it ahdn_george_01
 

Yeah, sounds good. Let's not do really long things, though, don't want to bog the thread down too much?

(As you can tell, I did not think this through)

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Allow my blow to knock you over as my destination is an area of land planted with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.  

Let me take you down, cause I'm going to
STRAWBERRY FIELDS ... forever

shall we start with this one?

...nothing for which one should become suspended over
Areas of land planted with a widely-grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria for as long as one can conceive!

Being in a conscious state of body and mind is not difficult when one's visual orbs are shuttered, failing to comprehend all that one looks upon
It grows increasingly difficult to exist as a person, although it eventually becomes a state which is harmonious to all
It does not particularly concern my person

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Why not both? do a stanza of one song and do a line for others to guess and whoever gets it can do a stanza or start a new one if that song is done. Perhaps that's too much, what do you think.

 

Allow me to convey you for I am soon departing for a cultivated area of land with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.

Your senses are being fooled, believe nothing.

And coincidentally nothing warrants capital punishment

Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!

I have no evidence for anyone sharing my arboreal post

Perhaps this is due to its relative elevation

Which makes the possibility of meaningful communication doubtful but all is well

There may be enough redundancy for us to muddle through with.

And now a line or two from a random song:

I derive much pleasure from a minature horse

Well it is perfectly acceptable to joyfully commemorate any occasion you wish

It is perfectly acceptable to joyfully commemorate any occasion you wish!

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(The Strawberry Fields adaption is my favourite up to nowa-hard-days-night-john-6)

Dig A Pony

new line:

The entire collective consisting of those who suffer from the state of isolation, which particular occasion do the whole group of them consider themselves suitable for?

Edit: Oops, forgot the new stanza...I'll add one later

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A girl with kaleidoscope eyes...

2 March 2019
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All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Next stanza:

At all times, on all occasions, actually, after a brief period of reconsideration only a portion of all times on all occasions, believe that I am the subject of your visualization

However, you are aware of the occasions upon which I am aware that I am experiencing a succession of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations involuntarily whilst I slumber

I ponder, actually, after a brief period of reconsideration I intend, indeed

However, everything is false

That is to say, I am of the belief that I am in disagreement

New line:

I am currently in possession of anything you may desire, such as an organ which is responsible for forcing the circulation of a scarlet-hued bodily fluid composed primarily of hemoglobin and plasma, and the aforementioned organ is made increasingly desirable by its inherent truthfulness.

Edit of the edit: got it Beatlebug, thanks for the clarification paul-mccartney-thumb_gif

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I like @ewe2's idea.

Do a stanza of one song and do a line from another song for others to guess, and whoever guesses that one line can do a stanza of the original song, or start a new one if that song is done.

(edits made for clarity)

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50yearslate said 

New line:

I am currently in possession of anything you may desire, such as an organ which is responsible for forcing the circulation of a scarlet-hued bodily fluid composed primarily of hemoglobin and plasma, and the aforementioned organ is made increasingly desirable by its inherent truthfulness.

  

I've got anything that you want, like a heart that's oh so true

 

Last stanza:

Allow me to convey you for I am soon departing for a cultivated area of land with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.

Your senses are being fooled, believe nothing.

And coincidentally nothing warrants capital punishment

Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!

Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!

CULTIVATED FRAGARIA FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD!

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2 March 2019
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New song!

I directed my gaze at and comprehended the meaning of the noteworthy facts and figures about recent, important events in the course of the present period of 24 hours, oh, child who identifies as a member of the male gender

Concerning a favored, fortunate adult human male who reached the desired standard

And in spite of the fact that the noteworthy information about recent events happened to be glum and depressing to a significant degree

Alas, I positively acquired the need to make the spontaneous sounds and movements of my face that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement.

I perceived, with the use of my visual organs, the image focused onto film or other light-sensitive material and made visible and permanent by chemical treatment.

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The branch of Great Britain's armed services that conduct military operations upon terra firma had engaged in a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state and ultimately achieved victory

An immense numerical value of human beings gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way averted their visual-stimuli-processing appendages and rotated their bodies so as to avoid making visual contact

However, I was aware of no alternative to making visual contact and as a result I was forced to perceive the visual stimuli

This was necessary as I had focused my gaze upon and comprehended the meaning of the written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers, which had provided inspiration for the succession of moving images, by mentally interpreting the characters or symbols of which it was composed.

It would provide me with a deeply pleasurable feeling to cause emotions of excitement and sexual arousal within you.

Oh and @Getbackintheussr did you skip a verse?

Edit: oh wait no I did. Bleh sorry, someone can do the missing stanza if they want or they can just move on, your choice.

And here's a line of a song for people to guess:

This moment marks the initial occasion of my experience of deep feelings of attatchment to a fellow homo sapien

Are you not aware of its predicted prolonged existence for an indefinite period?

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Song is Don't Let Me Down

Missing verse:

He evacuated his mental apparatus inside a vehicle

He was apparently unaware that the traffic indicator had changed status

And although this state of affairs was quite melancholy

I was forced to regard the event with a chuckle

Because I viewed the photographic record.

 

New song to guess:

I must apologise for not trusting you

I was doing you a great disservice

You had been in an automobile accident

And as a result you suffered baldness

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Don't Pass Me By

New song:

Luminous are the spheroids of plasma that emit light

Aphotic is the Earth’s atmosphere

I am aware that the affection which belongs to myself

Does not possess the ability to expire

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Bright are the stars that shine, dark is the sky, I know this love of mine will never die

from And I Love Her

Next verse of ADITL:

I awakened from my nightly slumber and suffered an abrupt decrease in elevation which resulted in my removal from the item of furniture upon which I had reclined 

With difficulty, I hauled a plastic, many-tined utensil across the length of my cranium so as to arrange my many thin karetin-composed strands into a more tame fashion

After much searching, I managed to locate a path to the lower level of my dwelling and obtained a cool refreshing drink ( 😉 ) from a ceramic vessel commonly used for the containment of liquid

Rotating my visual-stimuli-processing appendages upwards, I was made aware that my schedule had not been adhered to.

After a brief period of searching, I managed to discover the location of my long-sleeved warm garment worn upon the torso, which is worn to provide warmth, and, using the five metacarpals attached to the appendage attached to my wrist, I grasped with inferior precision and great speed the stiff, round garment worn which I intended to wear upon my cranium to provide shelter from the elements

After several hundred smooth and unmarked milliseconds had elapsed, I had transported myself to the large, wheeled motor vehicle used for public transportation

I ascended the staircase and indulged in a paper-wrapped cylinder of finely ground tobacco, the end of which I ignited

A nearby human made vocal contact, causing me to experience in quick succession an involuntary litany of images 

(cue hotly debated vowel noises)

And a verse for people to guess:

Human female who has attained a great height and an inimitable length and who has been dubbed "Sally" from birth.

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