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6.53pm
14 November 2017
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John and Paul try to make light of the fact that their heads are stuck together after an accident with some superglue
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John: Paul was supposed to be coming round today to be in the pictures, but he’s ill, so that mop is the best replacement I could find.
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George: “A chandelier, I think.”
Roy: “It sure is unique-looking.”
Jeff: *Tries to make it look like he’s looking at the camera instead of the chandelier; fails*
Tom: *Actually pays attention for the photo*
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Offline When asked about The Beatles canon, Paul replied, “It’s on the book shelf behind me.”
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6.18pm
2 January 2017
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One of the two gentlemen chatting in the background: Oh, those Beatles! I imagine they spend so much time in this studio recording, I’m surprised they don’t just move in!
John *after overhearing this* : How’s about it, George [Martin]? We’ve brought our stuff!
Paul: …And a flatmate too!
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Silver SUV driver: That’s the problem with living ’round here! Always some dick who holds you up pretending to be John, Paul, George, Ringo (or @Ahhh Girl 
. I remember flinging myself in front of traffic to get the right angle! )
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2.58am
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27 November 2016
Offline If I lived in that area of London, I would actively try to find a detour around that crossing…
In response to Peppdog’s picture:
John, Paul and George: My, that’s a funny looking spider
Ringo: My, that’s a scary looking spider….
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5.47am
2 January 2017
Offline George: So John and Yoko think they own Zapple with their “Unfinished” rubbish, eh? I’ll show them! Ringo, play some random gobbledygook on this Moog for 45 minutes while I pop ’round Eric’s for some of his digestives.
Ringo: If you say so.
And that folks, is how both sides of Electronic Sound came to be… It was Ringo all along!!
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2017:
7.39pm
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15 February 2015
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Behold, lads, I can DRIVE! *crashes into a tree one minute later*
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7.06pm
2 January 2017
Offline GM: Listen, chaps. If there’s anything that you want, if there’s anything you don’t like, just call on me and I’ll get rid of it!
GH: I don’t like your tie.
John: Wait a minute! What you just said, George could make good lyrics for our next song!
GM: Really?
John: No, not you!
Paul: I’ve got it!
*singing*
I’ve got a tie that I just don’t like,
I’m gonna trade it in for a bike
Or if you like the tie, I can send it along
By post, from me to youuuu….
GM: *facepalms*
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10.53am
15 November 2018
Offline Ringo (to girl walking by): Heyyyyyyyyy!
Girl walking by: (walks faster and avoids eye contact)
Ringo (to second girl walking by): Heyyyyyyyyyyy!
Second girl walking by: (crosses to the other side of the street)
Middle-aged woman walking by: HEY IS THAT RINGO STARR OMG
Ringo: AHHHHH RUN DRIVE WHERE’S THE STEERING WHEEL
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Offline The picture that conspiracy theorists used to “prove” that George Harrison taught Ravi Shankar how to play the sitar.
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3.15pm
2 January 2017
Offline Screaming fans: 
Ringo: Bit loud, isn’t it?
Paul: Hey you! Yeh, you, the blonde one! Wanna come back to the hotel with me later?
John: Quick! I must heavily disguise myself from the fans in merely this cap!
George (to flight attendant): Do you know how much longer the food court is open at this airport?
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15 February 2015
Offline Ringo: A RRRROOOOOOOOOOSE for a NOOOOOOOOSE 
Fuschia(?): But I’m not a rose
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11.17am
15 November 2018
Offline La, la, la, la, home and dry, like a homing bird I fly, as a bird on wings…
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2 January 2017
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2017:
4.24pm
15 November 2018
Offline SgtPeppersBulldog said
The tacksman?(Yay, second Taxman pun in a week!
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(oh my god that is fantastic)
(please pardon the interruption)
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5.21pm
15 November 2018
Offline SgtPeppersBulldog said
Behold! The only man on Earth who is prettier than me!
Take off your Invisibility Cloak, George!
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6.00pm
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15 February 2015
Offline George Harrison and John Lennon of The Beatles make a delivery to a fan’s house as drummer Ringo Starr looks on.
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8.28pm
18 December 2017
Offline John absorbs Paul’s beard and makes it his own, 1969.
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