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Exiting the premises - he already told him to Back Off, Boogaloo!

 

What was the deal with birds?

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John Lennon said "NO" when asked if the Beatles would voice the buzzards in Disney's Jungle Book.

Is Long Tall Sally related to Sally G. who works in Printers Alley in Nashville?

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There is a conspiracy theory that Long Tall Sally and Sally G. are one and the same person. There is no evidence for this conspiracy, but adherants just keep on asking if anyone has seen both of them in the same room. And because they're fictional characters and don't exist in the real world, nobody ever has. 

What happened to the toilet brush from John Lennon 's mansion after I turned down the opportunity to buy it at a memorabilia shop in London? 

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-Stolen by some girl who crept into Paul's house; She Came In Through The Bathroom Window and left the same way.

 

Are Golden Slumbers more expensive than a sky of diamonds?

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Alas, it's impossible to know, since the diamonds are stored too impossibly high up in the sky for their price tags to be read. 

 

What did the Beatles ultimately do with all the jellybabies that littered their stage after a live performance?

GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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They used them to sweeten the sour milk sea. 

What would The Beatles have sounded like if Ringo had eight functioning arms? 

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Ringo would sink the Yellow Submarine , the beatles would sound like fish.

 

Why did George turn down going to Africa?

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George was working towards not touring anywhere, and started ruling out continents in alphabetical order. 

What would Ringo's career had been like if he had teamed up with Yoko as a co-writer, instead of Vini Poncia? 

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Ringo would get his answer to "what you you think if I sang out of tune" - Yes, you would throw a tomato at me.

What if the Beatles flew into JFK on a Boeing, instead of Pan-Am?

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There would be a larger number of airplane geeks in the greeting crowd, slightly reducing the proportion of screaming 12-year-olds. 

If J, G, & R, had created 'The Ladders' with Klaus Voorman, how long would the band have lasted? 

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They would've lasted until George asked John to contribute rhythm guitar and vocals to a new song he'd written, upon which John would've left the band.

Why did Paul not invite Yoko to join Wings?

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Linda knew Yoko went for Paul before she latched onto John so she was the one who nixed the idea.

What was the narrator's bedtime in Blue Jay Way ?

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I think a Blue Jay here has the night shift, "soon will be the break of day" and it's morningtime when he expects you to not be long. -- 7am?

 

Walking, flying, driving, busing... why the beatles never wrote about biking?

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The Beatles built themselves a four person bicycle and were initially so excited about it that the Magical Mystery Tour film was going to feature it rather than a bus. But, there were arguments between John and Paul as to who would be at hhe front, and Ringo was annoyed at always being put at the back without even being asked. 

How would history be different if The Beatles had released How Do You Do It as a single?

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It would be seen as weak. They wouldn't take the world by storm because the first thing they'd say is, "How do you do what you to me?" instead of a more demanding, "Love Me Do !!"

Here's how, ... I know how!

What was the biggest trouble the beatles got into staying at an expensive hotel?

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Let's just say that anything The Vanilla Fudge did with a mudshark was a pale imitation. 

How many lentils has Paul McCartney eaten in his entire life? To eight significant figures. 

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Each individual lentil? At a bellyful each day, he's able to tell us he loves us a lot. Read into that what you will.

Is there any beatles idiom which is not true? (eg, Happiness Is A Warm Gun , Let It Be , All You Need Is Love )

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Happiness Is A Warm Gun - not for the person on the receiving end it isn't. 

Should Neil Innes have lost the rights to the Rutles songs or not? 

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Yes, it was all Eric Idle's idea - A Python is smart, not a coattail rider. 

 

Who is the richest Beatle song character? (Monarchs don't count)

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Mean Mister Mustard. He saved so much money by shaving in the dark and sleeping g in a hole in the road. He is the person who kept his money in a big brown bag inside a zoo.

If Paul were to make a movie about Magneto, Titanium Man, and the Crimson Dynamo, which city would he use as the backdrop?

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