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Beatles Trivia – Even Easier! (put on your Beatles-as-jokesters hats to answer the questions)
26 May 2020
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Antidishestablishmentarianism

 

What instruments can be heard in the original twenty minute uncut version of Wild Honey Pie

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26 May 2020
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CakeMaestor said
Paul visited the grave of one Faul McCartney, for he revealed that he replaced him all this time. Faul was actually the original bassist/songwriter of the Beatles, but when he passed away from choking from a croissant, John enlisted Paul to replace him, since he thought he was hotter anyway. And so with the help of MI5, they began changing Faul, to Paul, calling it the Jewish way to pronounce Faul. Soon, Faul faded out of existence, and everyone thought Paul was Faul all this time.

Until Paul, being the lovable idiot, decided to drop the ball.

Ahh Girl is actually the female clone of Faul McCartney, referenced by John in the song “Girl” when he sung: “She’s the kind of girl who wants so much it makes you sorry, and you kick her out of the band”. In the morning she’s Girl, but at night she’s Ahh Girl, patrolling the forum and putting criminals who dare promote the US version of “Revolver ” to justice. Anyways, Paul also dropped the ball about Ahhh Girl during 26 May, 2013.


I hope the quote about the real answer is a joke. If not then, I’m sorry.


Why did John write “How Do You Sleep”?

  

Take a look at the Beatles Bible home page today under the Things We Said Today section.

26 May 2020
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SgtPeppersBulldog said
Antidishestablishmentarianism

 

What instruments can be heard in the original twenty minute uncut version of Wild Honey Pie

  

George Martin: wristwatch tapping; also electric necktie solo 

How did the Beatles react when Jesus lamented their non-sellout concerts? 

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Paul: Yeah well… first of all, we’re bringing out a ‘Stamp Out Detroit’ campaign.

         

28 May 2020
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How did the Beatles react when Jesus lamented their non-sellout concerts? 

 

They picketed Jesus’ concerts and burnt his records.

 

 If one and one and one is three, how many days in a week are enough to show you care?

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28 May 2020
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Since one is one and one is three, it would make sense that the value of one is in actuality the value of three. Since there are seven days a week, and seven is seven ones, Eight Days A Week is actually 21 days a week. This groundbreaking theorem is immortalized in calculus textbooks around the world and studied by students today.

Why did John kick George out of the bunk-bed during a sleepover in 1981?

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- Faul

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CakeMaestor said
 

Why did John kick George out of the bunk-bed during a sleepover in 1981?

  

John told George it wasn’t his turn yet.

 

What character did Jeremy Hilary Boob, PhD play in the movie 200 Motels?

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28 May 2020
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He played as the bellboy, who could move in and out of time as he pleased bringing the guests’s suitcases along with him. Interestingly, throughout the movie, he loses said suitcases in space and time constantly, forcing hotel guests to enter the nowhere space to retrieve it.

Why did Ringo leave Rishikesh before the rest of the Beatles?

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29 May 2020
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Why did Ringo leave Rishikesh before the rest of the Beatles?

  

 

He hit 5000 posts on the Fab Forum! a-hard-days-night-ringo-15

 

How many wives did The Beatles have combined?

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29 May 2020
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They didn’t try to have any of them combined. They liked to keep them as separate people. Also, they feared that combining them would break the time-space continuum.

What was Paul’s mother’s occupation?

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She was a nurse percussionist.  Nurse percussionists lay down the beat, typically hand claps, so that cardiac surgeons think that the heart is still beating and so that they feel appreciated during the procedure.  Her work was instrumental in later Beatles recordings that included hand claps.  She was considered too good looking by the three other nurses in the operating room and was sacked.

 

Which Beatles song is most popular in Iceland?

 

  

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The correct answer is “I Want To Hold Your Hand “, as holding your hands with others keep their body temperatures warm. In fact, the icelandic name for the song is “I Want To Hold Your Hand … In The Cold”.

How did Stuart Sutcliffe meet Astrid Kirchherr?

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1 June 2020
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Astrid stopped into the Kaiserkeller looking for a Knackwurst and stayed after because she was hungry.

 

How many times did Beethoven roll over?

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1 June 2020
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The correct answer is 10 times.
What is the song with the most lyrics by The Beatles?
 

There's nobody there

1 June 2020
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Long, Long, Long . We just can’t hear them as the mix is so quiet.

 

What is Ringo Starr ‘s real name?

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Ringo Starr ‘s real name is unknown, since anytime it is mentioned, it is immediately censored by Ringo’s team of lawyers, who then sue you six ways to Sunday for even attempting to leak such valuable information a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

Explain Paul McCartney ‘s eyebrows. 

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Beatle-ful.

Why did Paul form Wings

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Paul is a biiig fan of Red Bull.

How did George find inspiration to write Here Comes The Sun ?

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Like the ancient Romans, George did not like to say the word ‘King’, so he took John’ Sun King line and removed the wretched word.

Which legendary artist was offered a record deal to Apple Records from John Lennon , but declined?

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-Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues

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-Brian Wilson, Surfer Girl

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That legendary, multitalented artist was none other than George Martin, with whom Yoko had hoped to collaborate on an Apple album release of experimental duets for voice and amplified necktie. Martin was intrigued and flattered; and he’d always enjoyed sharing thoughts and a few laughs over an ale (sometimes two) with Yoko. But ultimately, he had to decline because he was then-occupied with assembling his superproducergroup, “The Board of Mixing”, alongside Shadow Morton, Lee Perry, Chet Atkins and Glyn Johns.

Which Beatles release literally “revolves” when played on a functioning phonographic turntable? 

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GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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The only release to actually revolve was the song Circles.  All other releases  appeared to revolve but were in fact optical illusions and were designed to cause the turntable itself to spin. This optical illusion also lead to the mostly-debunked phenomenon known as “Paul is a summer squash.”

 

George was an avid auto-racing aficionado.  Who taught him Spanish?     

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