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15 February 2015
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Ringo coerced Brian into taking out an insurance policy on his nose. Then he got John to punch his nose, and Brian had to collect insurance money for Ringo’s bloody nose. 
What was the Band On The Run from?
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1.30pm
2 January 2017
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The band were on the run from Mrs. Helen Wheels Vandebilt and her pet bluebird Mamunia, who were close friends of Jailer Man and Sailor Sam. They had no words, and none of them thought they’d be left alive in 1985, but escaped her clutches after finding a Jet . As they rolled it, one of them then famously said “Drink to me, drink to my health, you know I can’t drink anymore!”
Where did their Jet take them?
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2.38pm
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15 February 2015
Offline What happened when they got there?
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5.07pm
18 December 2017
Offline Someone squeezed the egg a little too hard after thinking it was just another plastic egg from that Easter egg hunt over at the Beatles Bible House, and it exploded in yolk all over that poor person.
(Based on actual events involving yours truly)
So our beautiful Beatles were sent Back To The Egg , back to the beginning. After the egg was broken, how did they get back?
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5.18pm
Moderators
15 February 2015
Offline By playing Get Back on the rooftop.
(Inspired by current listening) How did George get Stuck Inside A Cloud?
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8.51pm
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14 April 2010
Offline He uploaded himself ‘Behind That Locked Door ‘.
In the song ‘God ‘, what was the 7,928th thing John didn’t believe in?
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10.01am
7 May 2017
Offline I don’t believe in nihilism
I just believe in Beatles
And Yoko and me
And that’s how it’ll be
The dream ain’t over
What can I say?
The dream ain’t over
One day we’ll play
I’m still the dream weaver
Ringo and George’ll be on board
I’m still the walrus
And I’ll talk to Paul
And so dear friends
It wont be long till we carry on
The dream ain’t over.
Where is Crackerbox Palace?
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2 January 2017
Offline 33 and a third degrees left of Greenland.
Strawberry Fields Forever originally faded back in a second time. What were we supposed to hear this time?
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4.06pm
14 December 2009
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“BTW, those ‘Aahhhhs’? Paulie; that’s Paul.”
WHOA IF TRUE! Why should we believe/disregard this compelling piece of evidence?
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12.12am
24 March 2014
Offline We should believe it because it’s John himself who is telling us, but we should disregard it because it is Strawberry Fields and, you know, nothing is real.
What was Paul’s reaction when he was told that he was dead?
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7.00am
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline “Awesome! Now I can shape my hair into a stupid looking mullet and nobody will know!”
What was his reaction when he realized he was not dead?
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1.07pm
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15 February 2015
Offline ‘Oh no — my reputation is dead instead’ 
(Mullets are murderers)
What initially attracted Brian Epstein’s attention to the Beatles?
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1.45pm
1 May 2018
Offline He was curious because lots of people kept coming into his shop asking for the “My Bonnie ” record. He then saw a poster for one of their lunchtime performances at The Cavern so went along to see what the fuss was about.
What number Ardwick Road did the McCartney family live at?
5.22pm
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Members
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20 August 2013
Offline #9 – It was a bonding point for John and Paul.
How long was dirty Maggie May in prison for robbing a homeward bounder?
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5.41pm
Moderators
15 February 2015
Offline Hippymama said
He was curious because lots of people kept coming into his shop asking for the “My Bonnie ” record. He then saw a poster for one of their lunchtime performances at The Cavern so went along to see what the fuss was about.
Not sure if you are aware @Hippymama, in this thread we ask easy and/or spurious questions and provide absolutely rubbish answers for them. 
So while your answer is correct, there is no correct answer.
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11.36pm
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27 November 2016
Offline As long as it took until Vera, Chuck and Dave bailed Maggie out of prison – it was about 4 weeks.
How many biscuits does it take to change the lightbulb?
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8.48am
Moderators
15 February 2015
Offline Depends on which of the Beatles you ask and whether Yoko is present or not. If you asked George, he would’ve said one dozen without Yoko, three dozen with.
Why does Yoko’s presence complicate the efforts of the biscuits so? 
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10.13am
2 January 2017
Offline Yoko would eat the biscuits and then use the lightbulb as an exhibit in one of her upcoming art exhibitions.
Who received the Beatles’ letter from P.S. I Love You? What did they write back?
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1.47am
24 March 2014
Offline The Beatles themselves. They sent it to their future selves and they wrote back “From me(us) to you”.
Who received this letter and what was his/her/its reaction?
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12.25pm
14 December 2009
Offline The letter went back slightly too far in time and reached The Marvelettes, who were subsequently inspired to record “Please Mr. Postman”. It’s all a rich tapestry.
“Tomorrow Never Knows “…what, exactly?
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