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2 January 2017
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The other Beatles didn’t like the third sideburn which he grew as a consequence from the fire, which killed his fashion sense.
Where did this third sideburn grow from on Ringo’s face?
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3.20pm
10 March 2017
Offline Some people call moustaches sideburns, like Mr. Burns in that episode of The Simpsons where he hires people to play softball.
Why did Paul McCartney make Bart Simpson write “we’re not bigger than The Beatles” on the chalkboard during the chalkboard gag for the season 2 episode Dead Putting Society?
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14 April 2010
Offline Because it was true.
How many rigs could Eleanor Rigby rig if Eleanor Rigby could rig rigs?
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3.57pm
10 March 2017
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How did Eleanor Rigby rig so much rigs?
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4.37pm
11 November 2010
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5.04pm
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27 November 2016
Offline Their mummy’s tummy. Except for the chickens… they came before the egg!
What is the title track of the Beatles’s album Sgt. Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band?
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5.09pm
10 March 2017
Offline They were liberated from Ronald McDonald, who planned on killing them and selling them to people so they could eat them.
What brand of tea was Paul and Mal drinking when they decided to do this?
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6.17pm
26 January 2017
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What album besides Abbey Road did they initially intend to name after a mountain and what mountain?
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9.28am
18 April 2016
Offline Help was originally named ‘Kilauea’, and the album was supposed to consist of Hawaiian themed songs with a ukulele. Also, the movie was supposed to take place by the volcano with the fab four trying to skydive into the volcano.
Who is on their knees begging ‘if you please’ to Mr. Moonlight, and why are they doing so?
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7.55am
4 August 2015
Offline The “Tell Me Why ” guy and the “One After 909 ” guy. Begging on bended knee proved ineffective therein thus they sought alternate sources of knee bending for improved results.
Who was that mysterious voice counting on A Day In The Life and what exactly was he counting?
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8.01am
10 March 2017
Offline Bruce Willis, he was counting down so he could say Yippie ky yay motherf-er, but once he was done counting, all he could say is yippie ky yay before the loud final piano E chord came in and obscured the obscenity.
How did Bruce Willis sneak into Abbey Road studios and why did Mal Evans and George Harrison let him stay despite everyone else wanting him to go?
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5.18pm
1 December 2009
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Bruce Willis, he was counting down so he could say Yippie ky yay motherf-er, but once he was done counting, all he could say is yippie ky yay before the loud final piano E chord came in and obscured the obscenity.How did Bruce Willis sneak into Abbey Road studios and why did Mal Evans and George Harrison let him stay despite everyone else wanting him to go?
He was smuggled in inside of George’s (arms, legs) and John’s (head, torso) guitar cases. And Mal & George – indeed, everybody – let him stay because, come on, the guy could hardly walk.
Complete this couplet:
Penny Lane is in my mouth and in my nose / ???????????????
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5.27pm
2 January 2017
Offline Somebody please turn off that garden hose
(Before it soaks John who is sitting a meanwhile back)
How did America react when John Lennon said “We’re bigger than insects?”
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27 November 2016
Offline They went to update their scientific journals after such a revelation!
Who was passing by Ringo?
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Offline Pete Best. Ringo was nice enough to not include in the song the fact that Pete was throwing rotten veggies at him each time he passed by.
Why did Paul feel that he had to ask *discretely* when he asked Rita when she was free to take tea?
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3.25am
10 March 2017
Offline Would you like a cup of tea.
Why?
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6.06am
2 January 2017
Offline He didn’t want be late so he could find his coat, grab his hat and make the bus seconds flat.
Did Rita accompany Paul on his bus journey? If so, where did they go to?
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3.12pm
1 December 2009
Offline Yes. They went to Northern California to get more, ahem, “tea”.
What does George’s haircut call George?
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3.16pm
24 March 2014
Offline Master and commander.
And Your Bird Can Sing , but…what does it sing??
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1 May 2011
Offline Out of tune.
1st WOMAN: Wave.
2nd WOMAN: I don’t like to
1st WOMAN: Go on wave.
2nd WOMAN: Shall I? They expect it don’t they?
1st WOMAN: Lovely lads and so natural, I mean adoration hasn’t gone to their heads one jot has it, you know what I mean? Success.
2nd WOMAN: They just so natural and still the same as they was before they was.
Why was the above piece of conversation from the Beatles second feature film, ‘Do We Really Have To Do This Again?’ the basis of protests in America, Japan, India, Wales, Hungary and the Cayman Islands and lead to massive protests on the Beatles 1966 ‘Smile, Insult, Collect The Cash, And Get The Hell Out Of There Immediately’ Tour?
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