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14 April 2010
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It’s All Too Much for me to take.
Why did John and Yoko not attend the wedding?
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They didn’t have anything white to wear. Also, they didn’t think they could sit through twenty minutes of Eric and Pattie chanting each other’s name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBylZDLKQhY
However, they each sent a gift. What did they contribute?
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SgtPeppersBulldog said
Martha was Arthur, George’s mop top. Paul was very fond of it, but didn’t want everyone to know, so he changed it’s name for the song.
Paul: “I LUV IT!!!”
George: “Stop touching my hair.”
I empathise with Paul on a spiritual level 
What did Paul do when George got rid of Arthur?
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He blew his mind out in a car, when he noticed that the
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Fixed it for you 
In response to Zig’s query, johnandyoko collectively sent twenty-five acorns each. They were to be combined as a symbol of the marriage.
What year was Rubber Soul released?
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12.40am
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27 November 2016
Offline Because they split up due to a spat over another member’s wife. They then got together again after 3 centuries.
Whose wife, and why?
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20 August 2013
Offline John’s second wife’s insistence that The Beatles write and sing songs about the great Edo fire. The Beatles were sympathetic, for sure, but they didn’t want to bring the party down when they did concerts. Thus was the beginning of the 3 century hiatus.
“Yoko. Breaking up The Beatles for 3 hundred years.”
Name one person Paul McCartney collaborated with during those 3 hundred years. What is the most famous song to come from that collaboration?
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The Right Honourable Sir Dennis Laine Esq. who with McCartney in 1771, formed the Anglo – (colony to be) American group Large Feathers Used For Moving Through The Air. Their first album was called Mammals And Other Species That Inhabit Forests, which songs had a particular influence on rock artist Charles Darwin.
Why was Large Feathers Used For Moving Through The Air’s music unheard for 200 years?
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15 February 2015
Offline SgtPeppersBulldog said
Why was Large Feathers Used For Moving Through The Air’s music unheard for 200 years?
They were eclipsed by John and Yoko’s collaboration with Punk Floyd, Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict.
Which Beatles belonged to a wandering group of semi-associated knight-errants, and what were they called?
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2 January 2017
Offline The Knights Of The Four Sides Of The Circle Round Table.
Why does John not ‘believe in Beatles’ in his song God ?
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19 October 2016
Offline Because he knows that their entire career was faked by the same expert team that faked the moon landing.
Why did Allan Williams give the Beatles away?
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26 January 2017
Offline He was addicted to painkillers and traded them for a bottle of pills.
What was Dhani Harrison’s first car?
"The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles!"
-Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues
"We could ride and surf together while our love would grow"
-Brian Wilson, Surfer Girl
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11 November 2010
Offline Winston Churchill. He showed up to the Get Back sessions because he ‘got back’ from the grave.
Why did Paul and George’s relationship sour after the Beatles?
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12.38pm
2 January 2017
Offline Because they both had been hanging out with John Lemon for too long! (Corny pun jokes are my profession)
How many Chuck Berry songs have The Beatles covered?
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12.49pm
11 November 2010
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Why haven’t the Beatles released an album since 1970?
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1.27pm
24 July 2016
Offline They have, they just use the name Tofu Wings because John, George, and Ringo all want Paul to sing every single song which Paul agreed to on the condition that the group be renamed to Tofu Wings and they add Billy Preston as a permanent pianist.
Why did they use the name Tofu Wings instead of just Wings.
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2.01pm
2 January 2017
Offline The Beatles wanted to unexpectedly and unusually update their saying from “To the toppermost of the poppermost!” to “To F*cking Hell!”, but had to shorten it for censoring reasons. They randomly decided to put the word ‘Wings’ in there to make up for it.
Plus, Ringo wanted to show off his new dress.
Why did Jane Asher and Paul split in 1968?
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24 March 2014
Offline Because of yoko. She splits everything around her.
Which Beatle was Yoko’s best friend?
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14 June 2016
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George, as he was so generous when supplying afternoon tea…
When is George’s Birthday ?
According to this forum, both yesterday and today.
Whodod the lads want to replace George with when he left the band in 1969.
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