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1 December 2009
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SgtPeppersBulldog said
What is the plot of the Magical Mystery Tour film?
The Beatles decide to give up on music and open a shoe store. Various notable acquaintances, including George Martin, Bob Dylan, Princess Margaret, Frank Sinatra and Muhammad Ali all take turns donning disguises and pretending to be ever-crazier customers, hoping to discourage them from their new career and drive them back into the music game. Hilarity ensues.
What happened on the Apple rooftop on January 30, 1969?
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7.55pm
31 July 2014
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Why did the Beatles change the band’s name on the music released by Tony Sheridan?
“Beatle” sounded too much like the German word for penis, you wienie….
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8.05pm
24 July 2016
Offline Sorry SaxonMothersSon but this is the Beatles Trivia Even Easier thread, which means you give the wrong answer like this:
Necko said
Why did the Beatles change the band’s name on the music released by Tony Sheridan.
Because Cliff Richards, their potato salad player at the time, recommended it due to Tony being a triangle player and Cliff hated triangles.
vonbontee said
What happened on the Apple rooftop on January 30, 1969?
George Harrison , Jim Morrison, and Davy Jones decided to drop plates onto random passerby heads.
Which Beatle had a cameo in A Clockwork Orange?
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What happened in August 1967 that distressed the Beatles?
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9.18pm
24 July 2016
Offline They lost a round of golf to Pat Boone.
What Beatles song did Luke Skywalker play an experimental instrument called the Ghostbusters II potato salad electric triangle clusterf**k on?
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14 June 2016
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What else did he find there?
*hint, he found 4 of them and they made “music”*
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12.24am
26 January 2017
Offline He found Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and some asshat to autotune their voices, raise the pitch by messing around with the speed of the tape, and make the records sound nice. 
Which Beatles song do historians say was ripped off from the Da Vinci’s journal?
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11 November 2010
Offline HMBeatlesfan said
Sorry SaxonMothersSon but this is the Beatles Trivia Even Easier thread, which means you give the wrong answer like this:
Well, I think that you can give an answer that’s technically right as long as you say it in a funny way.
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27 November 2016
Offline I agree with Necko. After all, this thread is supposed to give you a laugh!
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Offline Necko said
HMBeatlesfan said
Sorry SaxonMothersSon but this is the Beatles Trivia Even Easier thread, which means you give the wrong answer like this:Well, I think that you can give an answer that’s technically right as long as you say it in a funny way.
Read the beginnings of the thread. It evolved naturally into what it is now after being given a kick by me but there is no compulsory manner in answering and if someone wants to answer correctly (for whatever reason) let them.
sir walter raleigh said
Which Beatles song do historians say was ripped off from the Da Vinci’s journal?
‘Your Mother Should Know ‘. Someone asked Da Vinci what the hell one of his pictures was meant to be and in a pissed off sarky tone he snapped “Your mother should know”. This is thought to be the origin of “Yo mama” but some historians think it may be older by at least 8 days (hence ‘8 Days A Week’).
What announcement did Ringo make live on tv on the 3rd Sunday of May in 1964? What was the reaction from the press?
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26 January 2017
Offline Necko said
HMBeatlesfan said
Sorry SaxonMothersSon but this is the Beatles Trivia Even Easier thread, which means you give the wrong answer like this:Well, I think that you can give an answer that’s technically right as long as you say it in a funny way.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be funny. “Even easier” is supposed to ironically say that all answers are correct. Humor is preferable.
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10.39am
24 March 2014
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What announcement did Ringo make live on tv on the 3rd Sunday of May in 1964? What was the reaction from the press?
Ringo: I’m pregnant!! 
Press: yeah…so…what are you gonna do when the bubble burst??
Ringo: 
What did the beatles do when the bubble burst?
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10.49am
24 July 2016
Offline They realized Ringo was Pete Best in disguise and that he “baby” was actually a drum he had eaten and then they found Ringo, bound and shackled in another room and refired Pete.
Why did Paul frame Phil Spector for murder?
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10.53am
2 January 2017
Offline Because he had been forced to listen to Be My Baby on a loop.
Who did Stu Sutcliffe begin a relationship with while the Beatles were in Hamburg?
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Why did George change the name of his song Stuart And The Gay Mailman to Taxman ?
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12.51pm
1 December 2009
Offline Because he learned that Inland Revenue would be taxing his songwriting royalties by the syllable, so the much-shortened refrain was an extra way of sticking it to the tax collector.
Why was “Revolution 9 ” not released as a single?
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1.22pm
2 January 2017
Offline Because Apple knew that people were going to listen to it and throw it out the window.
Who has the world record for the most copies of the White Album thrown out their window because Revolution 9 was on it?
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John or Paul?
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2 January 2017
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Why are John and Yoko naked on the Two Virgins cover? 
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