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2.13am
19 September 2010
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As people may have noticed, certain people have excelled at parodying the timeless Beatles Tunes.
I sincerely wish to thank Zig and Mean Mrs. Mustard for starting this tradition and giving me the courage to parody them myself. I ask you to repost any parodies in this thread to allow all rewritten songs in one place. However this thread Is open to you guys, also. As John Wrote “Bring On The Lucie”
Here was my first attempt, written to the tune of Can’t Buy Me Love :
“Can’t Buy Me Posts”
Can’t buy Me Posts
Everybody tells me so
Can’t Buy Me Posts
I’ll buy you Diamond rings Zig if it’ll make you feel all right
I’ll Get You anything Zig if makes you feel all right
I don’t care too much for anything else All I want is your posts
(repeat chorus)
Everyone else can live on money
But all I need Is your posts Zig
Without your posts Zig
I could never live
(Repeat chorus)
Fade out to repeated chant of We need you Zig
Please Don’t laugh.
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
2.19am
19 September 2010
Offline And My second attempt, written to the tune of She Loves You .
Note: This was written the day Before Zig’s Birthday . To sing to anybody else, insert their name where you see Zig.
Again please don’t laugh
Happy Birthday (Beatles Bible Edition)
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig Zig
Well it’s your birthday today
And I only want to say<
That We wish you all the best
On your Special Day
So Happy Birthday
And have a great day
Cause there's no better way
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig Zig
So we all hope you have a ball
Just don't rent a dance hall
Cause if you do
We will find you
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday To You Zig Zig Zig
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
3.41am
9 June 2010
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
The “Happy Birthday ” thing was “She Loves You .” You didn't mention it in the OP, so I couldn't make sense of it.
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
4.38am
30 October 2010
Offline Paperback Poster(Paperback writter)
Dear Sir or Madam could you read my post
i took my years to write, will you take a look
it`s based on a post by a man named Zig
And i need a post
so i want to be a paperback poster
It`s a funny story of a funny man
and her wife doesn`t understand
His son is working for a daily mail
(Tune of She Came In Through The Bathroom Window )
And so he quit the daily mail
and got himself a not so steady job
as a paperback poster( tune papaerback writter)
And he thought he knew the answer
But he wrote
What he could not understand
Did anybody tell him
Did anybody see
He wrote sunday to monday
Paperback poster
Paperback poster
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And i buried Tulio!
5.10am
1 May 2010
Offline Wow guys I'm impressed!! Those rewrites are truly amazing!! 
Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……
Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…
Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.
Beware of Darkness…
12.22pm
19 September 2010
Offline Nice One!
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
11.29pm
30 October 2010
Offline mr. Sun king coming together said:
Nice One!
Thanks, i really put a lot of thought to it
John, Paul, George and Ringo= The Beatles
And i buried Tulio!
10.21pm
19 September 2010
Offline Okay, Blue Nicey, here it is. I won’t try to get all mine in one thread, but here is a new parody:
To the runs of Love Me Do , Here goes:
Oh, Why do you do
The things that you do?
You know it makes me mad
So please don’t do it no more
I ask you sweetly,
I ask multiple times,
But I ask you again
Please don’t do that no more
If you don’t agree
The door is to your left
But I would strongly say
You might want to stay.
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
10.53pm
13 January 2011
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Yay! Glad I found this thread. I’ve been meaning to do a rewrite of “A Day In The Life .” Maybe now this will give me some motivation.
Favorite Starbucks drink: Chai, baby, Chai.
10.55pm
19 March 2011
Offline I wrote some Beatle poems… Though, those don't count. I'm just gonna watch out for the good rewrites.
I salute the lady who screamed "I love you Paul!" at a tribute band's concert.
11.06pm
19 September 2010
Offline Really, I don’t think I’ll post as many any more. But, if you ever need a lyric or two, just ask.
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
1.10am
8 April 2010
Offline MeanMrsMustard said:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
The “Happy Birthday ” thing was “She Loves You .” You didn't mention it in the OP, so I couldn't make sense of it.
I love the fact that you said OOOOOOOOH. while talking about She Loves You . 
1.13am
19 September 2010
Offline Paulrus, how goes the song?
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
1.44am
8 April 2010
Offline Due to my legendary inability to finish anything I start, I haven't done any more work on it. 
I'll continue it soon, I promise!
1.49am
19 September 2010
Offline Well, if you ever need a lyric, just PM and I’ll deliver.
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
3.25pm
9 June 2010
Offline Paulrus said:
I love the fact that you said OOOOOOOOH. while talking about She Loves You .
Hahahaha!
*Awesome Points*
Paulrus said:
Due to my legendary inability to finish anything I start, I haven’t done any more work on it.
I think I have the same problem… 😀
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
5.14pm
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20 August 2013
Offline @KaleidoscopeMusic, is this the type of thread you are looking for?
There have been many re-written songs all over the forum.
“based on a post by a man named Zig” – LOL, that was a good one.
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10.47pm
8 August 2014
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I just thought I’d share with y’all my Hey Bulldog rewrite used in my calc study groups video. The movie itself is like a James Bond parody.
Limits, giving me the pains
Now it’s, time for my refrains
There are so many ways to evaluate
But it’s way easier than related rates
One way, is just to plug it in
But hey, other ways begin
Try to factor out the thing that makes it weird
Then all you troubles will have disappeared
Limits aren’t so bad
Limits aren’t so bad
Limits aren’t so bad, not like things ahead of me
Now if, you get a funny form
Like its, something off the norm
Derive both the top and the underside
Then you’ll be going on a happy ride
Limits aren’t so bad
Limits aren’t so bad
Limits aren’t so bad, not like things ahead of me
It’s incredibly horrible but considering I wrote it in like 5 minutes I’m proust.
EDIT: Proud not proust. My writing will never be that good
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9.53pm
8 January 2015
Offline Discovered in a draw after Lennon’s death, what appears to be the original lyrics to You Never Give Me Your Money , long rumoured to have been doctored by Paul to avoid the embarrassment of what appears to be an especially deranged acid trip description:
you never love my iguanas
you only tell me they’re silly lizards
you always lecture me describing hazards
of reptilesi never give you my walrus
you’d only lose it in a crowd of penguins
and in the middle of birds asking questions
i’d break downout of bird-feed, walrus spent
saw no lizards, geckos, skinks
all the penguins gone, nowhere to godid a gig for Mr Kite
dropped some sunshine, saw the light
yellow submarine then took me homeand oh i’ve lost my marbles
noone will know
oh my brains are scrambled
nowhere to go i’m a potatosalad cream
chop up the spuds
cook them in a tureensoon we’ll have a salad here
throw in some chook and mix it up real goodtime to eat
munchies
are
greatmunchies
are
greatmunchies
are
great yes they are hahahahaha1234567 all good lizards go to heaven
1234567 all good penguins go to heaven
1234567 all good kitties go to heaven
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
9.33am
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15 February 2015
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Inspired by the Beatles’ off-key parody on their Third Christmas Record.
Yesterday , this season seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though it’s here to stay,
Oh I believe ’tis Christmasday.Suddenly, lights are winking at me merrily,
There’s a fir-tree hanging over me,
Oh Christmasday came suddenly.Why it will not snow,
I don’t know,
No one can say.I just wrote this song,
now I long
For Christmasday.Christmasday, all is merry and bright and gay,
I have no excuse to hide away,
Oh I believe ’tis Christmasday.(bridge x 1) (3rd verse x 1)
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