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6 August 2016
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ewe2 said
Perhaps he started up but was deflated!  

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"It Won't Be Long  yeah (YEAH) yeah (YEAH) yeah (YEAH)

 

John, what exactly wont be long belong with them? 

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From 'Long Haired Lady':

Do you love me like you know you ought to do?
(Well, well, well, well, well)
Or is this the only thing you want me for?

Exactly what is this, Linda? a-hard-days-night-paul-7

...and...

Yes, love is long, love is long, love is long.

Boasting again, eh Paulie? a-hard-days-night-paul-5

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11 August 2016
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Can we make up possible naughty bits like people make up PID clues?

You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".

You say goodbye to your virginity and I hello to it.

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11 August 2016
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I'm not trying to sound mean, but I doubt The Beatles put a lot of intentional innuendos in their songs, especially considering they were most likely aware that there were 2 year olds listening, including John's own Julian and the fact that an album like Sgt. Pepper or Yellow Submarine sounds like it was made for 5 year olds. However, the 2 innuendos I can think of without going out of my way is "turn me on when I get lonely" (he gets hard) and "she's a big teaser" (strip tease).

11 August 2016
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sgtpepper63 said
I'm not trying to sound mean, but I doubt The Beatles put a lot of intentional innuendos in their songs, especially considering they were most likely aware that there were 2 year olds listening, including John's own Julian and the fact that an album like Sgt. Pepper or Yellow Submarine sounds like it was made for 5 year olds. However, the 2 innuendos I can think of without going out of my way is "turn me on when I get lonely" (he gets hard) and "she's a big teaser" (strip tease).  

I don't think you are being mean at all. But dude, just take the time to read interviews of them. You don't have to spend a fortune on books as the Internet is lousy with free stuff you can read. To a man, they will tell you they knew exactly what they were doing with most of this stuff. Especially John.

Having said that, some of these posts (including my last one) are taking liberties and just having fun. But the most hardcore of us know we really aren't that far off in our assumptions. 

Ahhh Girl said
Can we make up possible naughty bits like people make up PID clues?

You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".

You say goodbye to your virginity and I hello to it.  

Why you dirty, dirty* librarian. a-hard-days-night-george-10

*So nice, I said it twice. a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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From 'Long Haired Lady':

Do you love me like you know you ought to do?
(Well, well, well, well, well)
Or is this the only thing you want me for?

Exactly what is this, Linda? a-hard-days-night-paul-7

[the rest of Zig's post trimmed because I am not going there, nosiree] 

I've always heard it as Linda playfully making sure that Paul didn't have her around just for sex, but also love (which are quite separate, according to johnandyoko). 

'This' could also mean housekeeping and cooking and wifely stuff like that, but somehow, I kinda doubt it... ahdn_paul_02

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Zig said
From 'Long Haired Lady':

Do you love me like you know you ought to do?
(Well, well, well, well, well)
Or is this the only thing you want me for?

Exactly what is this, Linda? a-hard-days-night-paul-7

...and...

Yes, love is long, love is long, love is long.

Boasting again, eh Paulie? a-hard-days-night-paul-5  

'Eat At Home ' is not Paul wanting a home cooked veggie casserole for his dinner. Think more 'Press'.

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11 August 2016
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Zig said

I don't think you are being mean at all. But dude, just take the time to read interviews of them. You don't have to spend a fortune on books as the Internet is lousy with free stuff you can read. To a man, they will tell you they knew exactly what they were doing with most of this stuff. Especially John.

Having said that, some of these posts (including my last one) are taking liberties and just having fun. But the most hardcore of us know we really aren't that far off in our assumptions. 
 

I get it, this is half a joke and half assumptions. Thanks for telling me that.

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I'm Fixing A Hole where the rain gets in that stops my mind from wondering where it will go.

He's inserting his rod into her hole to get his rain into it and he wonders how deep it goes.

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sgtpepper63 said

Zig said
I don't think you are being mean at all. But dude, just take the time to read interviews of them. You don't have to spend a fortune on books as the Internet is lousy with free stuff you can read. To a man, they will tell you they knew exactly what they were doing with most of this stuff. Especially John.

Having said that, some of these posts (including my last one) are taking liberties and just having fun. But the most hardcore of us know we really aren't that far off in our assumptions. 
 

I get it, this is half a joke and half assumptions. Thanks for telling me that.  

The Beatles did deliberately put naughty bits in the songs - they do sing "tit" in 'Girl'. 

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12 August 2016
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The Beatles did deliberately put naughty bits in the songs - they do sing "tit" in 'Girl'.   

Yep! Don't think they DIDN'T slip something naughty in there from time to time because oh yes they did. I mean as I mentioned upthread, "four of fish and finger pie"? Also a deliberate use of naughty slang. 

As Zig said this is just a fun thread. Some not far off the mark, some just fun assumptions. paul-mccartney-thumb_gif

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Paul named a recent tour Up And Coming.

Well...good morning to you too, sunshine.

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12 August 2016
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And then we lie beneath a shady tree
I love her and she loving me

Continue, a-hard-days-night-paul-7

And as for John, Happiness Is A Warm Gun is simply filthy

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ewe2 said 

 And as for John, Happiness Is A Warm Gun is simply filthy  

A Penis is a warm gun?????  That's what I hear, with my dirty little mind!!!! a-hard-days-night-john-6

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ewe2 said

And as for John, Happiness Is A Warm Gun is simply filthy  

Yes, "when I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger..." etc. I've always taken it *there*. I feel like it's his sexual feelings for Yoko. But then I think the heroin connotations fit too... needing a fix, etc. And the descriptions of the feelings (touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a windowpane) match those one gets on a heroin "high".

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Bongo said

A Penis is a warm gun?????  That's what I hear, with my dirty little mind!!!! a-hard-days-night-john-6  

Indeed - as with the fireman keeping his engine clean in Penny Lane ?

Oh my - how did this very naughty thread get started anyway?? 😉

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@trcanberra about a year ago said
"But we haven't done a bloody thing all day". Really Uncle Albert ?

Ooh. Bloody?

I know we have had the odd mention of the 'F' word in another thread, but I thought it would be amusing to round up all the instances of "naughty bits" in Beatles (together and solo) songs, and any reactions they had caused around your place.

The one that hit home when I was young was the mention of wet dreams in "I've Got A Feeling " - I was wondering at the time what feeling he was REALLY talking about, and my parents were horrified 🙂

We also have numerous examples here of words being bleeped out on the radio, one in The Ballad Of John And Yoko , which I'm sure helped sales of the single as we all rushed out to buy it and play it loud to annoy our parents (if it actually did - mine didn't raise an eyebrow on that one).  

You started it about a year ago, @trcanberra.a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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You started it about a year ago, @trcanberra.a-hard-days-night-ringo-6  

Me??

Someone must have hacked my account 😉

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@trcanberra said

Me??

Someone must have hacked my account 😉  

@trcanberra said again

Me???

Someone must have hacked my account 😉  

I see someone is trying to cheat their post count 😉

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