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Misheard Lyrics
27 July 2010
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A Fiendish Thingy
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This doesn't count as Beatles, but Paulie's “Helen Wheels” is really hard to make out.

Misheard by me: Zipper world to the last born town and then there was much cannibal boat.

Original lyrics: Said farewell to my last hotel, it never was much kind of abode.

a-hard-days-night-paul-1

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

27 July 2010
11.13pm
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“Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC, didn't get to bed last night. All the way the paperback was on my knee, man! I had a dreadful flight.”

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

27 July 2010
11.19pm
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Those aren't the lyrics? a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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27 July 2010
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Apparently it's “paper bag.”

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

27 July 2010
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-14 Geez, I didn't know that!

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

28 July 2010
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“I'm soooooooo tired, I haven't Slept a Wink….I'm SOoooooo tired, my mind is on the blink….”

 

I can't tell if “Wink” is right or if it's Week though…a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

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28 July 2010
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No wuh kittens in my three, i mean I must be high alone.

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."

28 July 2010
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“Wink” is correct.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

28 July 2010
6.42pm
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Me my friend I said you called Mocker Robber

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."

28 July 2010
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A Fiendish Thingy said:

And if you saw my love, you'd number two.


 

I read this 15 minutes ago and I'm still laughing!!

My misunderstanding isn't funny, but I always thought in She Loves You , the line was “It's you she's thinking of and she only wants to say” instead of the actual “she told me what to say”.

Some of these are pretty good, but so far the award still goes to the Fiendish one. God , that's funny.

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

28 July 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Apparently it's “paper bag.”


 

It is – as in barf bag.

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

28 July 2010
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Zig said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Apparently it's “paper bag.”


 

It is – as in barf bag.


 

Meh, I like “paperback” better.It's what I sing when it comes up on shuffle.

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16 August 2010
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A Fiendish Thingy said:

And if you saw my love, you'd number two.


WHAT?! You floored me with that one!a-hard-days-night-george-8

Dear Prudence

Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.

16 August 2010
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Yellow maggot custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

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16 August 2010
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Ringoandgoandgo said:

Yellow maggot custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye


Actually, it's “matter custard”.

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."

16 August 2010
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MrBig said:

Ringoandgoandgo said:

Yellow maggot custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye


Actually, it's “matter custard”.
 


That's actually pretty creepy. (Shudders)

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17 August 2010
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“Kangaroo David/Ohhh, nothing's gonna change my world”

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17 August 2010
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vonbontee said:

“Kangaroo David/Ohhh, nothing's gonna change my world”


Now that is pretty funny.

I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine

17 August 2010
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MrBig said:

Ringoandgoandgo said:

Yellow maggot custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye


Actually, it's “matter custard”.
 


I know. That's why I posted it on the “Misunderstanding all you hear” topic.

I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's garden, with you.

17 August 2010
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Ringoandgoandgo said:

MrBig said:

Ringoandgoandgo said:

Yellow maggot custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye


Actually, it's “matter custard”.

 


I know. That's why I posted it on the “Misunderstanding all you hear” topic.
 


Sorry, for some reason I thought it was a different one.

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."

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