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Questions you'd ask Paul if you could interview him
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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 12.40pm

Ooooooo, you ladies did row HARD while I was sleeping. What a marvelous  way to wake up heart. Paul can give me a drink anytime.

Paul, are you turned on yet? Which questions so far have lit your fire. I'm sure this group could *expand* on that theme.

I'll be checking that other thread out today. Glad I have the day off.

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 1.57pm

Spurred on by a question and comment by MMM, Ahhh Girl hops, skips, and jumps over to this thread to ask Paul this question:

If I were ever to have the pleasure of serving you toast at my house, which flavors of jellies and jams should I have on hand?

And since her fingertips are being naughty again, we get this question:

Paul, if we were to meet at a breakfast bar in a hotel, could we just skip the toast and head for the nearest empty room?

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WETSRoosa
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16 October 2013 - 2.45pm

::sees debauchery on this board::

::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::

You all can thank me later.

::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

"There's no such thing as bad student... only bad teacher."

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 2.58pm

wetsroosa said
::sees debauchery on this board::

::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::

You all can thank me later.

::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

Blessed or unblessed we'll take the Pepsi.

 

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Sky999
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16 October 2013 - 3.04pm

wetsroosa said
::sees debauchery on this board::

::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::

You all can thank me later.

::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

Holy water or holy Pepsi rather will not save us. What about heytrud? 

Paul, would slap the holy breakfast burrito out of wetsroosa's hand? 

Speaking of breakfast what is your favorite breakfast food? 

Would you let Ahhh Girl serve you? 

Paul, are you going to need psychiatric treatment after this? In which case Ahhh Girl will help you, unless you switch. 

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 3.10pm

sky999 said

wetsroosa said
::sees debauchery on this board::

::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::

You all can thank me later.

::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

Holy water or holy Pepsi rather will not save us. What about heytrud? 

Paul, would slap the holy breakfast burrito out of wetsroosa's hand? 

Speaking of breakfast what is your favorite breakfast food? 

Would you let Ahhh Girl serve you? 

Paul, are you going to need psychiatric treatment after this? In which case Ahhh Girl will help you, unless you switch. 

O.K. there, sky. The hot chocolate is supposed to go down not out. I should have known better after reading about Zigging.

Yes, yes, please include HeyTrud.

Yes, Paul, I would provide you service with a smile...and a little brush (accidental of course) across the back of your neck that would make your hair stand up on end. How much of a tip would you leave me for that little happy moment? I would accept a extra 20 minutes in our next counseling session in place of a tip.

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Sky999
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16 October 2013 - 3.22pm

Paul, would you pass Ahhh Girl a napkin or fix her a bib for coco spillage?

Paul, what you do if Ahhh accidentally brushed across you?

Paul, are you going to file a restraining order against us all?

Can we make an out of court settlement? 

What if we blackmail you? 

Would you give in? 

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WETSRoosa
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16 October 2013 - 4.07pm

sky999 said

wetsroosa said
::sees debauchery on this board::

::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::

You all can thank me later.

::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

Holy water or holy Pepsi rather will not save us. What about heytrud? 

Paul, would slap the holy breakfast burrito out of wetsroosa's hand? 

Speaking of breakfast what is your favorite breakfast food? 

Would you let Ahhh Girl serve you? 

Paul, are you going to need psychiatric treatment after this? In which case Ahhh Girl will help you, unless you switch. 

 

Now why would anyone want to slap the delicious breakfast burrito out of my hand? Especially Paul, when it's a BACON burrito? I think if Paul really wanted a burrito, he'd 1.) could afford to buy his own, and 2.) go for a veggie burrito.

And I'd hate to be the person who can't be saved by a Pepsi. a-hard-days-night-ringo-13

"There's no such thing as bad student... only bad teacher."

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Sky999
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16 October 2013 - 4.11pm

wetsroosa said

sky999 said

wetsroosa said
::sees debauchery on this board::
::throws holy water (OK, it's Pepsi, just pretend it's water...) onto Ahhh Girl and LHL and sky::
You all can thank me later.
::heads back to holy breakfast burrito that's been half eaten::

Holy water or holy Pepsi rather will not save us. What about heytrud? 
Paul, would slap the holy breakfast burrito out of wetsroosa's hand? 
Speaking of breakfast what is your favorite breakfast food? 
Would you let Ahhh Girl serve you? 
Paul, are you going to need psychiatric treatment after this? In which case Ahhh Girl will help you, unless you switch. 

 

Now why would anyone want to slap the delicious breakfast burrito out of my hand? Especially Paul, when it's a BACON burrito? I think if Paul really wanted a burrito, he'd 1.) could afford to buy his own, and 2.) go for a veggie burrito.

And I'd hate to be the person who can't be saved by a Pepsi. a-hard-days-night-ringo-13

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon? 

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 4.22pm

sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?

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16 October 2013 - 4.27pm

Ahhh Girl said

sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?

There was fight?

To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.  

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 4.35pm

It only made it into the "almost" stage. MMM saved it himself. We all should be proud of him.

IDK, sky999, coming between a holy and his bacon breakfast burrito might be like someone coming between me and Paul if I were ever within a 10 foot radius of him.

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Sky999
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16 October 2013 - 4.43pm

Ahhh Girl said
It only made it into the "almost" stage. MMM saved it himself. We all should be proud of him.

IDK, sky999, coming between a holy and his bacon breakfast burrito might be like someone coming between me and Paul if I were ever within a 10 foot radius of him.

You have any suggestions then? 

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 4.57pm

sky999 said

Ahhh Girl said
It only made it into the "almost" stage. MMM saved it himself. We all should be proud of him.

IDK, sky999, coming between a holy and his bacon breakfast burrito might be like someone coming between me and Paul if I were ever within a 10 foot radius of him.

You have any suggestions then? 

Of course I do, my dear. I will keep Paul occupied and quite distracted while wetsroosa finishes his burrito. Problem solved. Life moves on happily ever after.

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16 October 2013 - 4.57pm

You all have been doing an excellent job of vocalizing my Paul McCartney fantasies while I've been away from my computer! I'm sorry I was sidelined by the dentist. By the way...how would you like to be Paul's dentist? I am quite sure that no matter how much experience I had, I could NOT just sit there and putter around in his mouth without leaning over for a kiss. So, sue me, Paul...I'm only human. I would like to ask Paul if he has ever kissed a fan...not in the Hamburg days when he had his way with all those groupies...but when he was married to Linda or "that woman" or Nancy. I'm not saying it went any further than just a kiss (HE'S only human!)...just...has he ever done it? How did it happen? Did he apologize or slap her with a confidentiality agreement demanding that she'd never tell. My money is on the possibility that it has happened. I would find it hard to believe he's gone all these years without so much as one kiss for a fan (on the mouth!) Would that it were me...but then, I'd be dead, having died of a heart attack if it happened...or maybe just melted like the witch in the Wizard of Oz! "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

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HeyTrud
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16 October 2013 - 4.58pm

Holy water or holy Pepsi rather will not save us. What about heytrud? 

Yes! What about me?!  Ok, so I got a little behind on posts cause I went to bed and then came to work!!  I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

K- I'm over the holy water and the breakfast burrito!  We need to focus! a-hard-days-night-george-10

I like these Sky...

Paul, are you going to file a restraining order against us all?

Can we make an out of court settlement? 

What if we blackmail you? 

Would you give in? 

If you do file a restraining order and we DO settle out of court, can we have a "settlement party" with you?

Can it be at your house? 

Can Wetsroosa bring breakfast burritos?!

What about Pepsi?! 

 

 

"....take a sad song & make it Meilleur"....

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Ahhh Girl
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16 October 2013 - 5.05pm

mccartneyalarm said
You all have been doing an excellent job of vocalizing my Paul McCartney fantasies while I've been away from my computer! I'm sorry I was sidelined by the dentist. By the way...how would you like to be Paul's dentist? I am quite sure that no matter how much experience I had, I could NOT just sit there and putter around in his mouth without leaning over for a kiss. So, sue me, Paul...I'm only human. I would like to ask Paul if he has ever kissed a fan...not in the Hamburg days when he had his way with all those groupies...but when he was married to Linda or "that woman" or Nancy. I'm not saying it went any further than just a kiss (HE'S only human!)...just...has he ever done it? How did it happen? Did he apologize or slap her with a confidentiality agreement demanding that she'd never tell. My money is on the possibility that it has happened. I would find it hard to believe he's gone all these years without so much as one kiss for a fan (on the mouth!) Would that it were me...but then, I'd be dead, having died of a heart attack if it happened...or maybe just melted like the witch in the Wizard of Oz! "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

I've been waiting for you to jump into this canoe and help us paddle. Stroke, stroke.

And, oh, you did.apple01heartapple01

The dentist and counseling offices are in the same building.

 

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WETSRoosa
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16 October 2013 - 5.07pm

sky999 said

Ahhh Girl said

sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?
There was fight?

To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.  

My second girlfriend was a vegetarian, and a card carrying PETA member. Already been through all that. Didn't help that I worked in a McDonalds at the time, and she tried to force Super Size Me on me and tried to get me to quit that job after seeing the movie. Actual conversation:

Her: "You really need to quit McDonalds. You saw how they are."
Me: "You got another job immediately lined up for me?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Then I'm not quitting."

No wonder the relationship didn't last very long. ahdn_paul_01

So yeah, questions for the man... Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?

"There's no such thing as bad student... only bad teacher."

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HeyTrud
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16 October 2013 - 5.09pm

The dentist and counseling offices are in the same building

I know!  Isn't that convenient? I take dictation for Ahhh Girl when she needs me and then I can just pop over to the dental clinic & "assist" the dentist!  *sigh*ahdn_paul_02heart

"....take a sad song & make it Meilleur"....

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Sky999
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16 October 2013 - 5.11pm

If he did kiss a fan....

Paul, did you like the kiss?

Did you get in trouble?

Do like you to pull sneaky kisses?

Do you kiss and tell? 

Do you pull sneaky-puffs? 

Would you let Wetsroosa bring veggie breakfast burritos? 

Do you like Pepsi or Coke?

Could we bring both products?

Can you file a notice with the police about the party, so it won't get shut down? You have a tendency to do things unannounced. 

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