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What if The Beatles...?
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Starr Shine?
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23 March 2014 - 2.49am

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Tension. Lots and lots of tension.

What if Paul and Dot got married?

Well the most likely scenario for that happening was back when Dot was pregnant with Paul's child and if she didn't have a miscarriage than That would have lead to their marriage. Paul would have a child with Dot when he was 17. Paul was very controlling of Dot and if they got married, that probable would get worse causing Dot to feel trapped. If Paul was still in the Beatles than Dot and the baby would be neglected. Their marriage probable wouldn't last long maybe 1965-66 would be a divorce or when he meets Linda or Jane.

 

What if you (this can be any poster who wishes to respond) turn around and both John and George are there asking for your hand in marriage?

 

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23 March 2014 - 2.56am

I'd be like "Oh crap, when did I die"

And then I'll try to find Marilyn Monroe.

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23 March 2014 - 12.29pm

^ I'd most certainly marry George!

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23 March 2014 - 1.13pm

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I'd be like "Oh crap, when did I die"

And then I'll try to find Marilyn Monroe.

Any luck finding her?

 

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23 March 2014 - 1.19pm

Annadog40 said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I'd be like "Oh crap, when did I die"

And then I'll try to find Marilyn Monroe.

Any luck finding her?

 

Not so far, but Dr. King provides some interesting conversation. And there's Wi-Fi, so I can talk to you guys!

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28 March 2014 - 4.07am

No one's had a what if for a few days... What I the Beatles went by Johnny and the Moondogs their whole career?

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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28 March 2014 - 2.02pm

Then the band wouldn't be compared to beetles so instead of this

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we would get this

 

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What if the move Help! was never made?

 

 

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28 March 2014 - 5.13pm

People who like Help! would be sad...

What if the Beatles broke up before recording Abbey Road?

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28 March 2014 - 5.17pm

Then there would be no Abbey Road album.

 

What if Paul did die in the moped accident?

 

 

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28 March 2014 - 8.41pm

The Beatles would've ended.

What if Ringo had died in a moped accident?

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28 March 2014 - 8.46pm

Then there would be no Octopuses Garden a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

 

What if John never said that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus?

 

 

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4 May 2014 - 2.24pm

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Oh hello past me! You silly past self the answer is quite clear! If john said that then people would have found something else to complain about.

 

What if the Beatles had to do whatever John said like Ella enchanted style?

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4 May 2014 - 3.45pm

Then Yoko would have been promoted to co-vocalist and instead of the Let It Be album we would have had a 35 minute album of shrieking, guitar feedback and out of focus drumming. 

 

What if George and Ringo had carried out a coop with the co-operation of Brian and George M and overthrown John and Paul as main songwriters?

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5 May 2014 - 12.28am

Then The Beatles would've fallen apart. More covers would have been done due to the lack of song output from Ringo, and George wouldn't have been able to write enough adequate songs, unless it was 1969, because then he could've written an album worth of songs because he had flourished as a songwriter by then. But it still wouldn't have equaled the output that John and Paul provided.

What if John and Paul allowed more George written songs on their albums from 1968-1969 (such as Isn't It A Pity, All Things Must Pass, Not Guilty, Sour Milk Sea, etc...)?

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5 May 2014 - 12.36am

ahdn_paul_06 Then we might not have Maxwell's Silver Hammer and that would be no good

 

What if Paul was raised as a women?

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5 May 2014 - 12.39am

We wouldn't have to put up with all that McLennon garbage.

 

What if the US catalogue was universal from the start (no UK)?

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5 May 2014 - 4.20pm

Then the albums would be considerably worse and we wouldn't have the butcher cover! a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

What if they didn't revolutionise music in Rubber Soul and carried on with the early-style chart music?

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5 May 2014 - 11.18pm

They'd be somewhere around how famous and respected someone like The Byrds or Doors is. I mean, they'd still be famous simply because of how huge they were during Beatlemania, but they wouldn't be topping any polls of the best ever. Also none of them would have solo careers, no one would've really cared.

What if Beatles For Sale and Helpdidn't exist, just going straight from A Hard Day's Night to Rubber Soul?

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5 May 2014 - 11.26pm

The life would be sad since Beatles For Sale is there best album

 

What if Paul was treated like the average Bassist?

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6 May 2014 - 7.29pm

The average bassist would enjoy an upgraded status.

What if there was a holiday named Beatles Day? What day would it be?

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