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a-hard-days-night-paul-8ahdn_george_05a-hard-days-night-ringo-12neil-aspinall a-hard-days-night-john-1yoko-ono_01 YOKO: *sits on amp* I don't knooww...

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 ahdn_george_05a-hard-days-night-ringo-11neil-aspinall           a-hard-days-night-paul-8a-hard-days-night-john-7 yoko-ono_01   Paul: "We'll go to Mal's. He might know where the Blue Meanie took Pattie."

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ahdn_george_05 can't take yoko-ono_01 being in the vehicle. He gets out to search for pattie-boyd_02_gif and the blue-meanieon his own.

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Cut to a 3 way split screen. 

The blue-meanie is taking Pattie into a plane to fly to Rio and escape. 

 

ahdn_paul_01ahdn_ringo_09 a-hard-days-night-john-7 , and yoko-ono_01 are speeding down the road trying to mal-evans's to track the blue-meanie.  It seems hopeless. 

 

a-hard-days-night-george-10Heard from a nearby clearing in the bushes shouts from pattie-boyd_02_gif

"The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles!"

-Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues

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ahdn_george_01George:"PATTIE! WHERE ARE YOU!?" 

George clears the bushes to discover that the airport is on the other side...

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... and the other Beatles are getting on a plane to Miami Beach!ahdn_george_05ahdn_george_05ahdn_george_05

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George sees the other Beatles, Yoko and Neil get on the plane. He tries to call for them, but it's too late. However, the Blue Meanie plane has not set off yet. George knows if he goes anywhere near the Blue Meanie plane, he'll most likely get kidnapped himself, so he devises a plan...

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ahdn_george_01reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a hole. he stretches the hole so he can fit in, then carefully steps in... Hopefully it's still connected to the hole in a-hard-days-night-ringo-15's pocket...

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ahdn_george_01 pops his head up through a-hard-days-night-ringo-6's pocket. He is sitting by himself on the plane to Miami Beach.

George: Hey, Ringo! I don't suppose you can help me out of this hole. Where are John, Paul, Yoko and Neil?

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-7- *helpsahdn_george_01 out of hole* "John and Yoko are in the back of the plane, Neil is two seats behind us and Paul had to pee I think..."

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ahdn_george_01George: Okay. I've found out that the plane carrying Pattie is going to Rio. We must redirect the plane to go there somehow! 

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Ringo - How do you propose we do that, George?a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

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ahdn_george_08 George: Why not tell the pilot to divert the flight?

a-hard-days-night-ringo-12goes to tell the pilot to change the course, only to find the pilot is pete-best . He is too scared to confront him after what happened a few years earlier...

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ahdn_ringo_09: Looks like we're stuck here.

a-hard-days-night-paul-4: Let's reminisce about some of favorite memories in the studio.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-10: Like that time it was you and me were in the studio recording Why Don't We Do It In The Road.

ahdn_paul_01: How many times do I have to tell you, Why Don't We Do It In The Road was all me, vocals, guitars, drums, piano, bass, handclaps, it was all me.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-13: le-le-le-le-le, I want to believe that I played drums on that song despite the fact that I clearly didn't.

a-hard-days-night-john-6: Come on Paul, let's talk about real good memories.

ahdn_paul_02: Like that time we recorded Nowhere Man , I remember really being happy with the bass part.

a-hard-days-night-george-9: I love the guitar tone we got out of our Strats, I really like the sound of Rocky on this song.

a-hard-days-night-john-1: Thinking about Rocky, remember the time when I brought in my Strat during the Sgt. Pepper sessions and everyone was surprised as hell.

ahdn_george_01: Oh yeah, you brought it in to record Good Morning Good Morning , that sure was a surprise.

mal-evans: Would you guys like a cup of tea, I just talked to Pete Best and asked him to turn the plane back around and he agreed.

ahdn_paul_02: How'd you do that.

mal-evans: It's pretty simple actually, I'm a bloody giant, he knows that if he doesn't listen to my every command, I'd beat him up.

neil-aspinall: I wish I were big like Mal.

brian-epstein: It looks like we're landing.

a-hard-days-night-john-7: About time.

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It turns out mal-evans happened to come across the same hole ahdn_george_08 climbed through earlier, because he had. He was able to make pete-best take the plane to Rio in record time!  a-hard-days-night-john-1,a-hard-days-night-paul-8,a-hard-days-night-george-9ahdn_ringo_09yoko-ono_01mal-evans,brian-epstein and neil-aspinall get off the plane.

 

a-hard-days-night-john-3 John : So, what did the Blue Meanie's plane look like, George? It might've landed here at the airport already.

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ahdn_george_01: I took a picture of it if you'd like to see, it's one of those planes that also doubles as a boat.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8: That reminds me, remember that time I was on Peter Seller's yacht back in 1968.

mal-evans: Those were some terrible times, it's a good thing you came back in time to record backing vocals and handclaps for Dear Prudence .

a-hard-days-night-john-7: No, he didn't return until after that happened.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-10: That also reminds me - I have the Yellow Submarine kept at one of the local docks around here, it might come in handy later!

a-hard-days-night-paul-10: Enough chattering. I think we should split up and look for something similar to George's photo in those hangars over there. George, you and I will take the first one. John, you and Yoko look in the second one. Ringo, go with Neil to investigate the third, and Mal and Brian will look in the fourth.

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George finds the yacht plane hybrid in the harbor.

a-hard-days-night-george-9: Is that David Bowie I see.

blue-meanie: I wish, it's just me blue the blue meanie. Yes, I'm lonely and want to die.

a-hard-days-night-john-6: If you're sad and lonely, baby take a chance with me.

George starts to fade into obscurity.

ahdn_paul_06: What's going on.

blue-meanie: Over here, if you mention a song that a Beatle wasn't on, that Beatle goes away. In this case, you made a reference to the song Little Child , which George isn't on, so he faded away. I'll fix this like as if I'm Fixing A Hole where the rain gets in and keeps my mind from wandering.

George comes back.

ahdn_george_01: Hmmm, this seems like a fun idea, flew in from Miami Beach BOAC didn't pack my bags last night.

Ringo fades away.

ahdn_paul_02: Oh yeah, coconut fudge really blows down those blues.

John fades away and Ringo comes back.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-10: You're making me feel like I've never been born.

Paul fades away and John comes back.

a-hard-days-night-john-6: All the lonely people, where do they all come from.

Ringo fades away and Paul comes back.

a-hard-days-night-paul-4: Bang, bang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon your head and made sure that you were dead.

John fades away and Ringo comes back.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-10: Why Don't We Do It In The Road, it's not like anybody will be watching us.

blue-meanie: Sorry Ringo, doesn't work if you weren't on that song yourself.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-13: I can't hear you, I think you said something about how I did a good job playing drums on Why Don't We Do It In The Road.

paul-mccartney: Why don't you see for yourself, you stupid ignorant Ringo, Why Don't We Do It In The Road.

Everybody fades away except for Paul.

ahdn_paul_01: I think that showed him, I hate when Ringo takes credit for my drums on Why Don't We Do It In The Road.

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blue-meanie: HAHAHA! YOU ARE NOW. HELPLESS BECAUSE I HAVE  TRICKED YOUR FRIENDS INTO VANISHING! 

a-hard-days-night-paul-7: Um, Yoko, Neil, Mal and Brian are still here with me! What are you gonna do about it?

blue-meanie: Let me fix that. MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

blue-meanie makes a-hard-days-night-paul-3brian-epstein,yoko-ono_01mal-evans and neil-aspinall fade away and he flees the airport. They are teleported to a dark chamber where they meet up with a-hard-days-night-john-7ahdn_george_05anda-hard-days-night-ringo-14.

a-hard-days-night-paul-4: Where are we?

ahdn_george_01: Looks like some kind of prison! I dread to think this is where the Blue Meanies are keeping Pattie imprisoned.

The group suddenly hear a cry for help from what sounds like pattie-boyd_02_gif, but they don't know where it is coming from...

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Out of nowhere, George Martin shows up.

george-martin: Oh dear, I should probably turn off my mind, relax, and float downstream.

All 4 Beatles reappear.

ahdn_ringo_09: How did you know.

george-martin: I came over because I thought you guys were recording a live album.

ahdn_paul_06: But we weren't.

blue-meanie: What the hell, you stupid no good rock stars, that was my last potion, you lousy apple01apple01apple01apple01apple01apple01.

ahdn_paul_01: Someone deserves a damn good whacking.

They all proceed to beat up Blue and then decapitate him.

ahdn_paul_06: Hey Ringo, I hope you now know that it's wrong to tell people that you played drums on Why Don't We Do It In The Road because I played everything, including drums, on that song and it isn't nice to lie.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-10: Sorry about that, you did play drums on that song and it isn't nice to lie just because you wish you played drums on a song, I wish I knew how to make it up to you.

a-hard-days-night-george-9: I could claim that you played guitar on It's All Too Much .

ahdn_george_01: John played guitar on that song, I know this because the guitar, bass, organ, and drums were all recorded on the backing track which means that if Paul played guitar, that would mean that John played bass, which I highly doubt was the case.

a-hard-days-night-paul-5: Joe, what are you doing here.

yoko-ono_01: I don't know BackInTheUSSR, asdfnhfjvbngf nfbmokrntmbefok dgmnrtbokvsfmd gotkgrmf dogkethmrgvdojfnethojvbnethojrbm.

a-hard-days-night-john-7: C'mon now Yoko, this isn't one of your experimental albums.

ahdn_george_01: Enough. stay-on-topic

mal-evans: Great site Joe, especially like the forum, I'm the user ewe2 but then again everybody's ewe2.

ahdn_george_01: Since we're here, I was wondering, I always thought it was John on acoustic and George on Fender on Another Girl but I was reading some notes from George Martin and it says it was John on Fender and George on acoustic, who really played acoustic guitar on Another Girl .

a-hard-days-night-george-4: That would be me.

a-hard-days-night-paul-7: All we can think about is who played what on what, why not talk about more serious things like how there isn't a Jane Asher smiley.

beatlemaniacs_02_gif: I love you Paul, I want to sleep with you and my room is decorated with pictures of you.

ahdn_paul_06: Piss off, I already slept with Lizzie and Gayleen after they sang backing vocals on Across The Universe , why should I sleep with you too.

Girl morphs into the blue meanie

blue-meanie: Run rabbit run because I will kill you if you don't.

The Beatles get back on the plane, cancel their Rio show, instead getting a local band the spot, and successfully fly home to London.

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