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Linde sent a telegram stating 
Some of these are so bad yet so hilarious.

Some of these puns are just plain bad *looks at Egroeg* and some are just plain hilarious *looks at Egroeg again* and some are bad and hilarious *looks around, sees reflection in mirror, hides under table* 

And in their eyes you see nothing, no sign of laughs behind the tears, cried for no pun, a joke that should have lasted years. <sigh> 

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A Card Games Night 

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25 April 2015
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Drinks anyone?

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Here Comes the Tequila Sunrise
Strawberry Daiquiri Forever
John Lemon Drop
Lucy In The Glass with Ice Cubes
Lovely Margarita
For You Blueberry Blast
Rum on the Rocky Raccoons
Bloody Martha
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Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Brass Monkey

 

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27 April 2015
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@Tuesday, ^ those are so great! Would you please consider x-posting them to the Salad of John and Yoko thread?

There's no magic button on the forum for x-posting. Just copy the text in your post and make a new post in the other thread.

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But only if you wanna. X-posting is not for everyone check with your local Doctor Robert to see if x-posting is right for you!

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Ahhh Girl said
@Tuesday, ^ those are so great! Would you please consider x-posting them to the Salad of John and Yoko thread?

There's no magic button on the forum for x-posting. Just copy the text in your post and make a new post in the other thread.

Hahahaha I can't believe that's a thread, going there with this now. Thanks! 🙂

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Tuesday said

Ahhh Girl said
@Tuesday, ^ those are so great! Would you please consider x-posting them to the Salad of John and Yoko thread?

There's no magic button on the forum for x-posting. Just copy the text in your post and make a new post in the other thread.

Hahahaha I can't believe that's a thread, going there with this now. Thanks! 🙂

Our very own Joe came up with that thread idea.

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Heard around 1965 when our lads visited Baskin-Robbins.

"Everybody like ice cream.  But as far as dairy products go, we're still more popular than cheeses."

"Ha!  I get to call this Me Nut ice cream."

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Here is an outtake from the game where you ID Beatle songs based on pictures.

We have a new treat on our MMT buses.  As you know, we bring out the popcorn soon as Alf starts driving.  We have stopped for fish and chips and all you can eat spaghetti buffets.

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Now we are proud to include on our tours, Roll Ups For The Mystery Tour!!

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If Paul wanted to reunite his 70s band, all he needs to do is have a Red Bull.  It give you wings.

Tried to set this up in the Beatles Trivia Even Easier thread, but whoever responded didn't take the bait (or chose not to).

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Meat The Beatles

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Is Ringo breaking wind in that picture? 

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His posture does resemble the old "one cheek sneak", no? On what appears to be a hard wooden bench, no less.

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Yellow Squashmarine...

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I don't care what Google says, I like calling that emoji squash

 

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meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Is Ringo breaking wind in that picture? 

I nearly died. 
 

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meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Is Ringo breaking wind in that picture? 

As my brother would say "WHY ARE YOU BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS? STOP IT"

 

"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end" - John Lennon

 

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Imagine a Chevrolet commercial using little Beatley reference.

She's so Che(a)vy. It doesn't work seeing the words written out. Just sing it to yourself.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8"Boy, drive that Chevrolet, Chevrolet for a long time..."?

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