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15 February 2015
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I had loads of Beatle puns but that was Yesterday . Now they'll be hard to Get Back

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15 February 2015
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To stimulate your appetite for this game, have a starter course with this delectable thread.

27 February 2015
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OH YEAH!!paul-mccartney

To start with (the A Beginning appetiser course):

"You're gonna lose that head (yes yes you're gonna lose that head) you're gonna looose that head:
If you don't keep it safe tonight, you're gonna lose your mind
(yes yes you're gonna lose your mind),
And he will take it off tonight, and he will treat it kind (maybe he'll treat it kind).
You're gonna lose that head (yes yes you're gonna lose that head) you're gonna looose that head..." 

(The Headless Horseman, that is.) 

Question: What about things like "Hey Dad, unlock the car, let us in please, so we can dri-i-i-ive.. Remember to let us into your car, then you can start to go on down the road." 

Do they count as Beatles Puns or just bad parodies? a-hard-days-night-george-2

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Terrible parodies are fine by me :D

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I guess this counts.

Yesterday at school, our teacher was talking to us about growing up I think (I zone out a lot in class) and then she said, and I quote, "I know children, your becoming teenagers and when you see an attractive boy 'something' happens." (Just FYI, I go to an all girls school) I couldn't stop laughing... Something happens. You bet 'Something ' happens.

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” - John Lennon.

28 February 2015
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If you straighten your hair, you're going to lose that curl.

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Tomorrow Never Knows about Things We Said Today , that's just logical.

In nautical news, we were reminded to look out for each other when a man attempted to refashion a wharf with a lawnmower. When asked why his friends failed to stop him he replied "every buddy's got something to heed except for me and my mown quay".

(yes I am a massive fan of Colin Mochrie stop hitting me).

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Had far too much to drink last night but will you still need me when I'm sick to floor?

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She took stringed instrument lessons from a female villain. If you listen closely, you can hear the de Vil in her harp

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My wife is having a shower tonight. I said "You're Going to Lose That Smell"

The Beatles are English - They have influences from all over - but they are English

1 March 2015
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A tree fell into a nearby river and began to float upstream (not the pun). After days of being carried downstream (changed my mind, just like John!) it landed in an empty treeless area, by this point, only the trunk of the tree was left. It was a:

Long Lone Log

It was my first attempt, okay! If these puns were themed it'd be easier!

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chrisredditch said

My wife is having a shower tonight. I said "You're Going to Lose That Smell"

It must've been a Long Long Long time!

(That's better!)

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1 March 2015
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Sir Galahad lost the race to the knight before

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1 March 2015
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Only @Zig and @Ahhh Girl have heard this one. That Was Me verse about Heather Mills:

That was me,
Up on trial, wallet lighter,
Wooden leg.
That was me.
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Everyone at the office gave the more complex problems to the Pagan to solve. They always let the Wiccan work it out.

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Zig said

Everyone at the office gave the more complex problems to the Pagan to solve. They always let the Wiccan work it out.

With A Little Help From @Oudis!

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I once wrote a(n awful) parody of Day Tripper which is included here. It was about frustrations in sewing. My profuse apologies to John Lennon , may he roll in his grave (or may his ashes stir restlessly, if that be the case) and Sir Paul McCartney , may "You never know how much I really love to (write bad parodies)..." a-hard-days-night-paul-11

As you may expect, at the time of writing, I had "Day Tripper " stuck in my head and was working on a sewing project which was not going well. 

Verse 1: *riff x 5* Got a good reason,/ For takin' the easy way out! 

*riff* Got a good reason,/ For takin' the easy way out, now! 

Chorus: I need a Se-e-eam Rippah, rip those stitches now, 

It'll take me so lonnng to undo, but I'll undo. 

Verse 2: *riff x 2* It's a big teasah, I only got halfway there. 

*riff* It's a big teasah, I only got half the way there, now. 

(Chorus) (instrumental break) 

*riff x 2* 

Verse 3: Tried to undo it,/ It took me the whole night long. 

Tried to undo it,/ It took me the whole night long, now. 

(Chorus

*riff* Seam Rippah, yeah! (Repeat & fade) 

 

Let's give a shout for bad puns and terrible parodies! Wo Yeah! 

paul-mccartney<---AAAAHHHH!!!!! What has she done to it?!?!!!) 

a-hard-days-night-john-3<---  She's torn it ta bits! 

ahdn_george_05<--- *sighs* It's All Too Much ... ahdn_george_01hey, sounds like a song title... 

a-hard-days-night-ringo-13<--- Ah joust can't take it anymore...) 

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When he spotted the underwater craft, you could hear him yell "Oh! Submarine!".

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I took my harp to be checked out by the local instrument repairer, who has noticeably missing teeth. When I gave it to him he began to bite my harp along it's length! And the harp was as good as new! I asked him "What's the secret with the biting?" He replied "Harpiness is a worn gum!"

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I'm a-Fixing A Hole to the seam of my pocket, 

So when the Blue Glass bowl is here, there it will go... 

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