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17 October 2014
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Everything. Kite Was then disappointed that no one took @zigs perfect bait foursome thing that would comfort him.

King Kong then began to freak out as he was frightened by his trip.

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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17 October 2014
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Mr. Kite said

Everything. Kite Was then disappointed that no one took @zigs perfect bait foursome thing that would comfort him.

King Kong then began to freak out as he was frightened by his trip.

FOR. SOMETHING.

My phone... Is ridiculous... If I was trying to do this I couldn't do a better job.

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17 October 2014
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Mr. Kite said

Everything. Kite Was then disappointed that no one took @zigs perfect bait foursome thing that would comfort him.

King Kong then began to freak out as he was frightened by his trip.

Whoa there, cowboy.

Now, where were we? Ah yes...

"King Kong then began to freak out as he was frightened by his trip."

"Relax, Kong old boy", said Ringo. I have just the thing to help bring you down. Take this...

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17 October 2014
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And Ringo gives him some HCL acid. King Kong drank it up and. . . . . . .

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17 October 2014
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Fell in the hole with Yoko.

All the real Beatles came back and having put aside their issues for the moment (although Paul wondered where pregnant Yoko was) began putting together a set list for their show.

Then Heather Mills (yup she is sadly relevant even in our alternate 1980 world) and Pattie Boyd walked (or hobbled) in. Heather complaining about her millions of stolen dollars and Pattie trying to walk faster and get away.

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17 October 2014
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Pattie, unable to elude Heather's brisk pace, came up with an ingenious plan of escaping her. She started a game of "The Hokey Pokey" with, "you put your left leg in"...

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17 October 2014
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Heather was quite mad at this and as revenge put a voodoo spell on Eric Clapton!

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17 October 2014
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Paul, ever the diplomat, tried to smooth over the situation with a grin and began whistling 'Knees Up Mother Brown'. Heather, seeing dollar signs before her eyes, pulled her lawyer out of the bag she'd had pre-delivered (after all it was she had come up with the idea long before johnandyoko) and instructed him of the slight to her character by Pattie, Paul and King Kong, who she felt had looked at her in the wrong way, and that she wanted $10m in compensation. At hearing this Brian

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"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

"Don't make your love suffer insecurities; Trade the baggage of 'self' to set another one free" ('Paper Skin' - Kendall Payne)

17 October 2014
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...counter-offered a propsal whereby Heather would receive all of the future royalties generated from any song published by Pete Best. Hmmmm, thought Heather...

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17 October 2014
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...a lawyer and proposed that she would drop her possible lawsuit in exchange for Brian's services. Brian...

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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17 October 2014
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...and knowing absolutely nothing about the Beatles, accepted thinking she just hit the jackpot!

Oh... See mmms now...

...said "Alright, we'll discuss it at the pub down the road... Meet you there on February 29th." Being a complete idiot she agreed and left.

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17 October 2014
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Unfortunately, 1980 being a Leap Year, the plan backfired. Upon realizing this horrendous mistake, Brian was banking on the hope that Heather would not realize that Pete Best's published songs were...

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17 October 2014
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The Best Beatles songs

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17 October 2014
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that were pinned to his fridge with a magnet; he'd get his secretary to send them to her in the post first thing along with paper's stating his acceptance to hand her all the rights to the recordings. 

With Heather gone and Yoko in the hole with King Kong, Statue John, Paul, George, Ringo, Brian, John and Pete (who'd slipped into the background - truth be told nobody cared as they figured that if he was the good looking one he'd distracted the female fans attention) settled down to listen to...

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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17 October 2014
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...titled that because of his last name... They were horrible.

(Wow, if Pete reads what we say he probably cries into his pillow at night. And I knew I should've said 30th!!)

I see mmms again!

... The Police's first album Outlandos D'amour.

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... The Police's first album Outlandos D'amour.

A befuddled Ringo could be heard saying, "he keeps singing Rocks and... Rocks and what?". Paul just shook his head and said...

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17 October 2014
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which reminds them that they've got work piled up and if all this Yoko, Kong, Heather madness doesn't stop, how are they ever going to get back together?

17 October 2014
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The Beatles and Brian hurried off to try to get away from the craziness. Unfortunately they take a wrong turn and . . .

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Faul and Mal Evans, who had been sent to the kitchen hours ago to make cups of tea, reappeared and, thinking they had the solution to their reunion conundrum, cleared their throats and began to speak, laying the following plan of attack out -    

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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17 October 2014
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"If there's too much excitement, we'll send out Faul to distract the crazed fans from you guys," said <img src="http://www.beatlesbible.com/wp.....&quot; title="mal-evans" alt="mal-evans" /

"Then you can get up on stage and we'll spread the word," said Faul in his very un-Paul-like voice "You'll already be on stage so the crowds won't be a hassle!"

"Then we'll do the same for getting you off." Added Mal.

The Beatles then had to decide which solo songs had to be included.

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