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1 September 2014
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Paul sneaks out of the room. He new that the other Beatles weren't into Yoko anymore but he was still madly in love (and amazed that no one seems to care that he got Yoko pregnant). Paul walked into Yoko's bed room and. . .

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2 September 2014
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He couldn't find her. Later that night the four of them are sitting in one of the Dakota rooms while Yoko is visiting a museum where they have the best avant garde collection of sculptures made with rusty junk and human feces –something she adores. All of a sudden Paul remembers Anna and grabs an acoustic guitar and sings:

“Anna, ma belle. sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, très bien ensemble…”

John seems upset. Angry, he takes the guitar off Paul’s hands and sings:

“Anna, You say he loves you more than me, / So, I will set you free, /Go with him.”

George seems sad. He then grabs his own guitar and sings, looking at the two of them:

“I look at the trouble and hate that is raging
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
As I'm sitting here, doing nothing but ageing
Still my guitar gently weeps”

Meanwhile Ringo was alone in a corner of the room playing chess against himself and remembering “Sergeant Pepper”.

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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

2 September 2014
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Yoko walks in to see her former lover and Paul serenading Anna! In a fit off rage she throws the satirical pickled egg sculpture of Winston Churchill she had just finished (very avant garde!) at the both of them!

Realizing his mistake Paul runs after Yoko who had just stormed out of the room. George decides to take one of the sides in Ringo's chess game as they discuss how much the other two neglected them.

John then invites Anna to his room

to record each other for an avant garde record (John! Anna! John! Anna! John!

! But what is she to do as she is attracted to Ringo!?

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2 September 2014
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Suddenly, a masked man appears in the room where George and Ringo play chess. No one knows who he is, but George screams "Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!" The man leaves and goes to stand in the hallway as he feels overwhelmed from meeting George and Ringo.

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2 September 2014
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Yoko agrees to forgive Paul on the condition that the first song after the reunion be a ballad "The Ballad of Paul and Yoko".

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2 September 2014
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In all of the sudden Linda appears, she starts screaming on Paul beacuse he forgot to develop her film. Then Paul said that the Beatles are raunited and Linda stars jumping around. George starts to jumping with her and the other three surprisly look at them.

(sorry for the mistakes)

Come on nowhereman we will take you somwhere!

2 September 2014
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After the four Beatles and Linda have been jumping up and down for over an hour, the floorboards of their tree mansion give way, and they fall down onto what they think is a soft bed of comfortable foliage on the forest floor -- only to find that they have landed on a giant silk trap set by a party of rockhunters out on a morning hunting expedition.  Fortunately, the rockhunters are busy elsewhere, and the Fab Four and Linda have some time to figure out how to extricate themselves from the silk net.  Then they hear a "psssssssssss!" from behind the trees...

Faded flowers, wait in a jar, till the evening is complete... complete... complete... complete...

2 September 2014
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They have little time to be confused that their hotel turned into a tree mansion, and turn to see a giant three headed snake! The snake then pulls something out from behind his back (yes he has arms)!!!

A ukulele! He then begins to serenade Linda with Ram On . Linda stays as the boys sneak away and find their way back to the hotel... And pregnant Yoko

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2 September 2014
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When the Beatles got back to the hotel, they saw the Beatles there! The Beatles were confused and John said

 

"Who are you?"

 

And the Beatles replied . . .

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2 September 2014
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"We are just a figment of Anna's imagination."

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But the Beatles that they saw were the Beatles from the early days - just in the top of beatlemania. The young Beatles were surpised beacuse there were no girls screaming. They ask the old Beatles what's going on.

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2 September 2014
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Paul was about to say something when a hole in Ringo's pocket fell out and a John, Paul, George and Ringo fell down! When they woke up, they were dressed in blue suits and looked alot more cartoon like then they did before!

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3 September 2014
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The early Beatles who were just figments anyway, were now cartoons in a show about themselves!!

Back at the hotel...

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4 September 2014
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John saw that Ringo was still wearing the holy ring from Help , so he went to Beatles bible to find a solution to get rid of it

4 September 2014
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Meanwhile back at Beatles Bible House; George, Paul and Mal Evans were trying to figure out what happened to the 30,000 pounds of bananas they had stored in the attic.

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

5 September 2014
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While Ringo and John were downstairs trying to find out why the floor was covered in a big pool of brown goo that smelt like bananas. In the kitchen ...

Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

5 September 2014
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John decided to go up to the BB attic to see what could be done about Ringo's ring and on the way he passes Paul and Ringo. When he reaches the attic and sees Paul, George and Mal up there, John stares in shock for a few moments Didn't I just pass Paul on the way here?

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It was actually faul and he was standing behind him with a gun

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DUN DUN DUN!

He calls real Paul and Ringo up, but this makes Faul angry and he takes aim! Mal tackles Faul and quickly disarms him. mal-evans

Faul: I thought I was supposed to become famous!!

He is then thrown out the BB attic window and lands in a rosebush.

Everyone takes a moment to calm down, and AD40 is called up to explain the banana situation. (How could she give away someone else's bananas as a prize to someone who didn't want them anyway?!)

But as they discuss it, they hear some mysterious noises coming from Kite's room... Giggling? Music? Barry White perhaps? a-hard-days-night-george-10 a-hard-days-night-george-4

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In Mr. Kites room, they see that the John statue has come to life and has built a Yoko Ono statue out of Bananas!! Everyone gasped

"Hey that's my room!" Mr. Kite cried appearing out of nowhere.

Statue John turned around and said "Not anymore." and shut the door on them. George tried to get in the room but Statue John barricaded the room with bananas!!

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