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Here's my take on all these "what if" threads.

What if The Beatles did absolutely nothing differently, but your attitude toward them was completely different than it is now?

Doesn't that blow your mind?

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31 March 2017
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I don't know how to answer that question, but if I didn't like The Beatles, I would probably be dead.

Since there is already a Beatles themed thread of this name, I think I'll use this thread to make a What If for non Beatles things.

What if they made a new Rock Band game called Lego Rock Band: Queen Edition, but it has to be rated E for everyone, what do you think the setlist would be.

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1. No really bad words allowed like ass or shit

2. Minor bad words like hell, damn, or piss can be used no more than 3 times throughout the entire game

3. No sexual references

4. Drug references must be kept at a minimal

5. The songs must be at least somewhat well known

6. The game has 32 songs in it, at least half of them need to be Queen

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 See what you've done, @Expert Textpert! blue-meanie

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Expert Textpert said
  

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What if Chloe the Cat had an account on this forum and was an active poster?

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Can someone please delete the 4 blank posts Expert Texpert wrote.

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That's for Expert Textpert to decide.

I am you as you are you as you are you and you are all together. 

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They should delete all. Execpt for one.

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They weren't blank posts... The first was "Ono...", the second was pointing out that it was a bad pun on "oh no", the third was an admission of it being a really bad pun, while I think the fourth was a mea culpa to the first three.

Don't see why @Expert Textpert deleted them myself, apart from the bad punnery!

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I just thought it would be funnier if they were blank. I especially like how I quoted the nothing.

I quoted the blank space just to see if I could.

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Since this topic has gotten so out of hand, I think I'll answer my own question with 2 added rules:

What if they made a new Rock Band game called Lego Rock Band: Queen Edition, but it has to be rated E for everyone, what do you think the setlist would be.

queen_rockband.jpg

Rules:

1. No really bad words allowed like ass or shit

2. Minor bad words like hell, damn, or piss can be used no more than 3 times throughout the entire game

3. No sexual references

4. Drug references must be kept at a minimal

5. The songs must be at least somewhat well known

6. The game has 32 songs in it, at least half of them need to be Queen

7. Besides Queen, one song per artist

8. No more than one song per album, 2 exceptions allowed

Setlist:

Level 1, non-Queen, played in no particular order:

Come Together

Jailhouse Rock

Wouldn't It Be Nice

Bennie And The Jets

Rock And Roll All Nite

Don't Stop Belevin'

Sharp Dressed Man

Stairway To Heaven

Good Times

Stayin' Alive

Break On Through (To The Other Side)

Iron Man

Level 2, unleashing Queen:

Respect

Fire

I Got You (I Feel Good)

Won't Get Fooled Again

Level 3, Queen:

Tie Your Mother Down

Another One Bites The Dust

Under Pressure

I Want It All

A Kind Of Magic

Killer Queen

Radio Ga Ga

Don't Stop Me Now

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Level 4, Duels:

Freddie Mercury vocal duel (based off The Prophet's Song)

Brian May guitar duel (based off Brighton Rock)

Level 5, finale:

The Show Must Go On

Bohemian Rhapsody

We Will Rock You

We Are The Champions

Post credits song:

God Save The Queen

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No offense, but my blank posts were more entertaining, in my humble opinion.

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They were just spoilt for me because I saw them all when they weren't blank.

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What if making lists was a bannable offince on this forum?

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Ron Nasty said
They were just spoilt for me because I saw them all when they weren't blank.  

Just think of it as a glimpse into the creative process.

By the way, @Ron Nasty, I have before me a certain Bob Dylan album that just came in the mail.

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Starr Shine? said
What if making lists was a bannable offince on this forum?  

We would all sing and dance; a day of gaiety, somersaults, hogsheads of real fire, and jollity would be declared on the forum; and we would all collapse happily onto the bed where we put the coats earlier, knowing the bane of pointless repeated lists had been banished from our lives.

I think.

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