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11 November 2010
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Candy corn was originally called “Chicken Feed.”
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Offline Eyebrow pencil looks a lot like sharpie.
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11 November 2010
Offline English poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834) coined the term bisexual (though in the way he used it, it meant something closer to androgynous).
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14 April 2010
Offline William Shears Campbell said
Eyebrow pencil looks a lot like sharpie.
Did you learn that the hard way?
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14 June 2016
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Did you learn that the hard way?
Yeah, I used it for my beard for my
Nevada Day costume, and everyone thought it was sharpie.
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5 November 2011
Offline Sometimes when men are really fat, the fat eats their penis so all that is visible is a hole. It’s called an inverted penis.
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Offline Little Piggy Dragonguy said
Sometimes when men are really fat, the fat eats their penis so all that is visible is a hole. It’s called an inverted penis.
Oh God ! Do we really need to correct unknown young women on things such as this! 
The correct term is “buried penis”. It can be a genetic condition, when somebody is born with what is known as a “micro-penis”. However, the form you are referring to is largely lifestyle. It occurs in many cases of obesity and is not rare at all. It refers to a situation where somebody is so overweight that their penis is always enveloped in rolls of fat. It’s still there. The fat doesn’t eat it!
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11 April 2016
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…’Scuse me while I bleach my eyes. 
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5 November 2011
Offline Ron Nasty said
Oh God ! Do we really need to correct unknown young women on things such as this!
The correct term is “buried penis”. It can be a genetic condition, when somebody is born with what is known as a “micro-penis”. However, the form you are referring to is largely lifestyle. It occurs in many cases of obesity and is not rare at all. It refers to a situation where somebody is so overweight that their penis is always enveloped in rolls of fat. It’s still there. The fat doesn’t eat it!
You’re right, RN, it is called a buried penis. The person who told me about it told me it was called an inverted penis. My bad. And obviously I know that the fat doesn’t literally eat their penis. I was using “eat” in a figurative sense.
You seem well-versed about buried penises, Ron Nasty. Can you answer a question? How does a person with this problem pee? They can’t aim, can they? Do they have to sit on the toilet to go or do they have to wear diapers?
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5 November 2011
Offline WeepingAtlasCedars said
…’Scuse me while I bleach my eyes.
Looking up any kind of genital problem on Google Images is never a good idea, Weepy C, because then you end up having to see pictures of bloody genitals that were surgeried (yes, I did just use a noun as a verb) on. You had to learn sometime. ):
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Offline Little Piggy Dragonguy said
You’re right, RN, it is called a buried penis. The person who told me about it told me it was called an inverted penis. My bad. And obviously I know that the fat doesn’t literally eat their penis. I was using “eat” in a figurative sense.
You seem well-versed about buried penises, Ron Nasty. Can you answer a question? How does a person with this problem pee? They can’t aim, can they? Do they have to sit on the toilet to go or do they have to wear diapers?
They grab a [willing] partner, give them a torch, a pair of rubber gloves, a bucket and some salad tongs, tie rope around said partner and an anchor and then wait.
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ANYWAYYYY, I came here to say that today I learnt all three of my favourite bands use Battersea Power Station in their imagery:
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Offline WeepingAtlasCedars said
…’Scuse me while I bleach my eyes.
Little known fact: that was Jimi’s original lyric.
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11 November 2010
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I learned a new thing about Abraham Lincoln.
So in 1860, ol’ Abe was the Republican nominee for president of the United States. I’ve mentioned this before but I’ll say again that until roughly the William Jennings Bryan period at the end of the 19th century it was considered scandalous for a presidential candidate to do anything we would consider to be “campaigning.” They gave no public speeches, made no campaign promises and sought only to modestly allow that, if elected, they would serve. And that was very much the norm when Lincoln ran in 1860.
In keeping with that tradition, many presidential candidates did not even vote — especially since, under the norms then in place, they would be publicly voting for themselves, a shameful, self-serving act of immodesty. But Lincoln had a lot of friends running on the Republican ticket in Springfield, Illinois, in 1860, and he wanted to be able to support them. So Lincoln decided to risk scandal by voting.
There was a big crowd of Republicans at Lincoln’s precinct who erupted into cheers when he showed up, and cheered again when Lincoln accepted a Republican ballot from the precinct captain or whoever it was that had the Republican ballots.
But then, in keeping with the requirement of modesty, Lincoln held up his ballot and, in view of the crowd, tore off the top portion on which his own name and the names of the Republican electors who were pledged to vote for him if the Republicans carried Illinois. Having thus created a ballot that enabled him to support his fellow Republicans but not immodestly vote for himself, he placed his ballot into the ballot box.
To be fair, I’m not sure whether it’s true or whether it’s one of those cherry tree stories. So take it with a grain of salt.
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