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11 March 2015
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Hey, wait a minute. I just re-read mmm’s words:

“1826 under a tree. It was put into storage by tribesmen, transported to Wales and forget until Joe found it in encased in rock in 2003 round the back of the BBC canteen. After many years of secretly chiseling away he scanned it into the internet and here we all are.”

That implies that either Joe didn’t write all of those blog pages as he has claimed all these years that he did OR he was with the aliens who wrote the Beatles Bible in the first place (pre-1826). The plot thickens.

11 March 2015
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Ahhh Girl said
Hey, wait a minute. I just re-read mmm’s words:

“1826 under a tree. It was put into storage by tribesmen, transported to Wales and forget until Joe found it in encased in rock in 2003 round the back of the BBC canteen. After many years of secretly chiseling away he scanned it into the internet and here we all are.”

That implies that either Joe didn’t write all of those blog pages as he has claimed all these years that he did OR he was with the aliens who wrote the Beatles Bible in the first place (pre-1826). The plot thickens.

Depends on how you interpret the word “chiseling” in the context of what i wrote.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

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meanmistermustard said

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Hey, wait a minute. I just re-read mmm’s words:

“1826 under a tree. It was put into storage by tribesmen, transported to Wales and forget until Joe found it in encased in rock in 2003 round the back of the BBC canteen. After many years of secretly chiseling away he scanned it into the internet and here we all are.”

That implies that either Joe didn’t write all of those blog pages as he has claimed all these years that he did OR he was with the aliens who wrote the Beatles Bible in the first place (pre-1826). The plot thickens.

Depends on how you interpret the word “chiseling” in the context of what i wrote.

Did Joe alter the story? Did he chisel off pieces of the story? Too many questions to ponder.

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My mi amor @trcanberra is very good in history maybe he knows about it but he is snoring at this moment 

Thank you for the kind words @HongKongLady !!

Well, I would tell everyone what actually happened but I’m writing a book about it and don’t want to let the best secrets out just yet, I have to think about future sales and all that.

Trust me, it’s going to be bigger than Benjamin Hur.

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@Ahhh Girl You’re missing the bigger issue here: There were no Beatles before 1826! a-hard-days-night-ringo-6beatlemaniacs_02_gif

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The Beatles always are.

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Or maybe nothing is real and we are all just a crazed Ahhh Girl’s delusion!

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trcanberra said

HongKongLady said
My mi amor @trcanberra is very good in history maybe he knows about it but he is snoring at this moment 

Well, I would tell everyone what actually happened but I’m writing a book about it and don’t want to let the best secrets out just yet, i have to think about future sales and all that.

Trust me, it’s going to be bigger than Benjamin Hur.

Havent seen Benjamin Hur. He was a radiator right? 

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Annadog40 said

Or maybe nothing is real and we are all just a crazed Ahhh Girl’s delusion!

That could very well be. I can delude myself deeply and easily.

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After the controversy issue the history of the Beatles I would like to be my guest @Necko lets see whats another surprise,, well I have to research first for the questions, see you here at the real one @Necko

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Hullo.

I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

Most likely to post things that make you go hmm... 2015, 2016, 2017. 

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Necko said
Hullo.

Hello @Necko I just woke up half hour ago I wil make some questions later for you ok.mr.simpson? Haha!

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Heh heh.  Okay.

I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

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Hello everyone, after the controversial history abou the Beatles discovery, now we have a new guest here in the real one, He is a handsome and funny man(He Said) and always have a video comments in the forum, Please welcome Mr. @Necko……

 Hello Mr.Necko welcome to the Real One, I have noticed most of your comments is a video, this time we need your own opinion to answer the questions (no video answer please) here’s my questions. ….

1.) What is the meaning of Necko? Please answer each letter. .

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2.) How many necklace have you wearing? 

3.) What date/month/year, the Beatles had concert in tokyo japan?

4.)if you have the title of Mr.UNIVERSE year 2015 what will you do?

Thats all of my questions Mr.@Necko Good luck! !!!!

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meanmistermustard said
Hey. I’m sure everyone is thrilled.

1.) what is your favorite sports?  

Does lazying and eating pringles on the sofa count? It should do or not

I’m wondering what kind of sports eating pringles on the sofa, I think you throw the pringles in the air and catch with your mouth,,shot 3points hahaha!!!! @meanmistermustard

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Thank you for the commercial break my guest @Necko it might be in traffic jam

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1. What is the meaning of Necko? Please answer each letter. .

N – Now that I have everybody’s attention…

E – Early in my Beatles fandom, I…

C – came up with a nickname, a necklace version of Ringo.  Have…

K – kept it for many years now.

O – Of course, I can’t play drums.

 

2. How many necklace have you wearing?

At the moment, only one.  a-hard-days-night-ringo-6  I have others, but I just woke up and there are only one or two that I own that are sturdy enough to sleep in.  Actually, I’m wearing more rings than necklaces at the moment.  I could call myself Ringo, but I think that’s already taken.  a-hard-days-night-george-10

 

3. What date/month/year, the Beatles had concert in tokyo japan?

Aww, shoot.  I should know this off the top of my head, but I don’t.  I’m not gonna cheat.  I’m not gonna cheat.  I’d guess June 1966.

 

4. if you have the title of Mr.UNIVERSE year 2015 what will you do?

According to Wikipedia, Mr. Universe is a bodybuilding competition.  I’d probably wonder why my beer belly went away and how I got so muscular.  Eventually, I’d stop wondering and forget about it.  Knowing me, I’d probably make a ton of money endorsing “get-fit-quick” scams and phony diet products after I win Mr. Universe.

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Annadog40 pondered 
Or maybe nothing is real and we are all just a crazed Ahhh Girl’s delusion!

Of course, nothing is real in Strawberry Fields, which is why it’s forever. a-hard-days-night-john-3

Pardon me, but have we yet arrived Strawberry Fields? No? *sigh* I knew we’d get lost if I let you Drive My Car . Let me take you down. And don’t tell me You’re Down. You tell lies, thinking I can’t see, but I Will See You. And now we’ve lost the time that was so hard to find! (And the place is so hard to find, too.) We’re always smiling and arriving late for tea, and I’m So Tired of it. Oh, you have a suggestion? We should try to see beyond ourselves and we may find peace of mind is waiting there? Well, that sounds like the most reasonable thing you’ve said all day. Okay, back in the car. No, I’m driving. What! who said you were drivin’?! You’ll get in the back, then. 

Back on topic. The Real On room is getting crowdeder. a-hard-days-night-george-10

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Necko said
1. What is the meaning of Necko? Please answer each letter. .

N – Now that I have everybody’s attention…

E – Early in my Beatles fandom, I…

C – came up with a nickname, a necklace version of Ringo.  Have…

K – kept it for many years now.

O – Of course, I can’t play drums.

 

2. How many necklace have you wearing?

At the moment, only one.  a-hard-days-night-ringo-6  I have others, but I just woke up and there are only one or two that I own that are sturdy enough to sleep in.  Actually, I’m wearing more rings than necklaces at the moment.  I could call myself Ringo, but I think that’s already taken.  a-hard-days-night-george-10

 

3. What date/month/year, the Beatles had concert in tokyo japan?

Aww, shoot.  I should know this off the top of my head, but I don’t.  I’m not gonna cheat.  I’m not gonna cheat.  I’d guess June 1966.

 

4. if you have the title of Mr.UNIVERSE year 2015 what will you do?

According to Wikipedia, Mr. Universe is a bodybuilding competition.  I’d probably wonder why my beer belly went away and how I got so muscular.  Eventually, I’d stop wondering and forget about it.  Knowing me, I’d probably make a ton of money endorsing “get-fit-quick” scams and phony diet products after I win Mr. Universe.

Amazing answers Mr.@Necko you keep waiting the audience for your answers,  but they’re happy for what you said specially when you saying the meaning of your name,  and thank you very much,,, 

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