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@Funny Paper said
Saturn (my favorite planet)
You don’t like earth? 
Jeff makes more sense to me as an abbreviation.
Blues or jazz?
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Hard Rock Or Heavy Metal
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Flip-flops or sandals?
Come on nowhereman we will take you somwhere!
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Wine or beer?
(To Mr. Kite, it depends on what criteria for “liking” I apply; for living, I like Earth the best, but for contemplative fantasy, I like Saturn best, followed by Mercury, then Neptune… Though the lyrics sometimes lurch into the preposterous, I like Stevie Wonder’s song about Saturn)
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Mr. KiteFaded flowers, wait in a jar, till the evening is complete... complete... complete... complete...
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Wine, because there’s so much more variety; and wine commercials aren’t the stupidest things on television.
Elevators or escalators?
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
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Offline Apple iOS. Never used Android.
The Ground.
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up Off The Ground
Live a little, get around
Fame or Fortune?
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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Offline Like George and John, I’d wish for fortune without the fame.
Bear arms or arm bears?
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Mr. KiteTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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Offline I’d trust bears with weapons before i’d trust humans with weapons.
Huckleberry Finn or Huckleberry Hound?
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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Offline Hound, by a landslide!
An African or European swallow?
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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“Huh? I… I don’t know that.” 
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
11.28pm
1 December 2009
Offline One Day at a Time because it sounds like an old sitcom
Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II?
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
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Offline Elizabeth II because The Beatles sang a song about her.
Martha the sheepdog or the monkey who has nothing to hide?
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Check here for "how do I do this" guide to the forum. 
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Dogs or Cats?
Why do you even bother in reading? There's nothing strange going on around here... Or is it?
1.39pm
1 November 2013
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Die right now or live forever?
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Offline Die right now. The thought of living forever and the amount of loss i’d experience is horrid (think Doctor Who without the time travel or any of the other benefits). Plus humans are getting more stupid and will no doubt blow up the universe over an argument that began over who makes the toast and i dont want to experience or witness that.
Eggs: Sunny side up or over easy?
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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2 June 2014
Offline Got lot to accomplish so Live Forever
iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 plus
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Got lot to accomplish so Live ForeveriPhone 6 or iPhone 6 plus
I really dont care about either. I’m happy with my ipod 4 that Apple stopped supporting 34 minutes after its release in favour of the $500 ipod 4 white xcelcius which was 0.0008mm thinner and 0.34 times faster.
meanmistermustard said
Eggs: Sunny side up or over easy?
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Mr. Kite"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
