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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
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WETSRoosa
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AppleScruffJunior said
Stop bashing the cactus, it's not its fault that it's all awkward. It is a bit of a prick though*

*I really need to stop making sh*t jokes a-hard-days-night-john-2 NEVER!

 

Maybe the poor cactus just felt lonely

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But seeing as it attacked your backside maybe it's a pervy cactus. Threaten it with a hose maybe?
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL DROWN YOU!!!
That'll teach it a lesson, bloody cacti thinking they own the place
 

 

Cactuses are people too...

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22 February 2014 - 11.29pm

meanmistermustard said
Ahh Genetically Modified Vegetables. What fun days those will be when, after 3 decades of eating portions of dark green carrots, pointy apples and heptagonal mushrooms a day, scientists will discover that whilst they are extending our lives for so long that we spend the remaining 25 1/2 years stuck in a hell-hole being told we are a drain to society and too poor to afford milk, they are also the cause of our blood being bright yellow, toes replacing our ears, and being unable to poop so have to have it yanked out of us every 7 hours. 

 

And let me check my "Funniest Post Candidates" folder. Yep, mmm on Apple, mmm on Into The Sky, mmm on meaning of No Reply, and now mmm on organic fruit. Can someone else be hilarious?

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22 February 2014 - 11.43pm

IveJustSeenAFaceo said

meanmistermustard said
Ahh Genetically Modified Vegetables. What fun days those will be when, after 3 decades of eating portions of dark green carrots, pointy apples and heptagonal mushrooms a day, scientists will discover that whilst they are extending our lives for so long that we spend the remaining 25 1/2 years stuck in a hell-hole being told we are a drain to society and too poor to afford milk, they are also the cause of our blood being bright yellow, toes replacing our ears, and being unable to poop so have to have it yanked out of us every 7 hours. 

 

And let me check my "Funniest Post Candidates" folder. Yep, mmm on Apple, mmm on Into The Sky, mmm on meaning of No Reply, and now mmm on organic fruit. Can someone else be hilarious?

I dare not even try. mmm is a league all of his own. He keeps me in stitches. heart And I love it.

 

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23 February 2014 - 2.16am

You're are not looking hard enough then. There are a ton of posts that get me laughing every day from folk who post here, i won't mention names as i would be here for ages and would leave someone out. Would be dull if the tone was too sombre.

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meanmistermustard said
You're are not looking hard enough then. There are a ton of posts that get me laughing every day from folk who post here, i won't mention names as i would be here for ages and would leave someone out. Would be dull if the tone was too sombre.

Yes, many, many people on here make me laugh daily. That's true. You're absolutely correct. But, you, sir, take the cake.

 

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23 February 2014 - 2.32am

Ahhh Girl said

meanmistermustard said
You're are not looking hard enough then. There are a ton of posts that get me laughing every day from folk who post here, i won't mention names as i would be here for ages and would leave someone out. Would be dull if the tone was too sombre.

Yes, many, many people on here make me laugh daily. That's true. You're absolutely correct. But, you, sir, take the cake.

 

Agreed. As exemplified by the fact that you hold four of the six funniest posts I've seen (only 6 were funny enough to be even bookmarked). The others are Ahhh Girl's request to Nancy for a "Fifty Shades Of Violent Chestnut" and Egreog Evoli's Cleverbot conversation.

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23 February 2014 - 2.26pm

Fan också

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Fan också

 

Is this down to the Ice Hockey final today or something else?

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meanmistermustard said
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Is this down to the Ice Hockey final today or something else?

Hockey.

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meanmistermustard said
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Is this down to the Ice Hockey final today or something else?

Cha I wonder if he watched....  Great game!  heart

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23 February 2014 - 3.24pm

LongHairedLady said

meanmistermustard said
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Is this down to the Ice Hockey final today or something else?

Cha I wonder if he watched....  Great game!  heart

Of course I watched! I am a hockey fan, after all. Can't miss the gold medal game! I did miss the first period though, I slept too late. Oops.

Anyway, congratulations Canada. Now let's bring back Crosby and Kunitz and get us a Stanley Cup with some of that winning energy!

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24 February 2014 - 1.59pm

My school had a blackout or something, so I'm off. Mostly all I'm gonna do is be on my computer the whole day. Maybe I'll even do something different and watch TVahdn_ringo_09

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24 February 2014 - 2.18pm

Oh I've been off today, it's lovely. Had a lie-in, didn't have to rush my breakfast down in ten minutes, was able to have a nice shower, too. I should stay off more often :)

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24 February 2014 - 8.32pm

Look what I found!: From July 2010:

Quote paulsbass

Btw, Mr. Big, congratulations for cracking the 500 postings and being "Top poster"!

Back in those days, 500 was the top poster? Wow. I mean, I probably have somewhere around the 20-30th most posts, and I'm already past 750.

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24 February 2014 - 8.35pm

Didn't think this was worth setting up a thread for, but can anyone explain this -

Browsing UK Amazon DVDs, come across a US Import 2-disc A Hard Day's Night DVD. So the US version of the most recent DVD version. Price £161.11! What the feck! How the hell do they...

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24 February 2014 - 8.40pm

Question for Joe. Who was the first person to join the forum? Other than you, of course. 

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mja6758 said
Didn't think this was worth setting up a thread for, but can anyone explain this -

Browsing UK Amazon DVDs, come across a US Import 2-disc A Hard Day's Night DVD. So the US version of the most recent DVD version. Price £161.11! What the feck! How the hell do they...

Flipping heck! £161.11!!!! 

 

I'll trump your £161.11 with £223.12 for a 1997 DVD release for the US Market (if you want this bargain there is only 1 left so hurry).

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We should so start a game of Trumps involving Beatles releases at the most stupidly over the top prices.

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24 February 2014 - 8.50pm

Guess what, they are both being offered by CV Trading Corp US.

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24 February 2014 - 8.53pm

Wait, no, now I win.

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