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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
14 November 2011
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Ok guys.

 

I got a guitar thanks to a friend who was very kind enough to lend me his. It's an acoustic guitar.

 

The thing is I have no idea how to play the guitar so I want a very simple Beatles song to start with. Any recommendations?

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14 November 2011
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You want a song with open chords because barre chords will be tough to play for a while. I found this video on youtube of Hey Jude and the girl who shows you how to play it goes through each chord and also posts the chords on the youtube page. She's not very good…a-hard-days-night-paul-7, but when I first started playing I found it easier to watch videos of not that great of players because they were less intimidating. I would say just learn as many chords as you can, the G chord, C chord and D chord is a great place to start. Throw in an Aminor and maybe an Eminor and you could quite easily write a song by the end of the week!george-martin

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Happy playing. apple01 Also I would advise you not to play the A chord like she shows, rather than using your index, middle and ring fingers, try to use your middle, ring and pinkey. But that’s just personal preference, do whatever is most comfortable right now to build up the strength in your hand.

Edit: I'm sorry that was a bad video to show because how she is showing the chords is not right at all. Her E chord is not how you should play it. So here's a link to a basic guitar chord page, scroll down and find the A, E and G chords for the song and the proper way to hold these chords.

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14 November 2011
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Scotland Under 21's have beaten the Holland Under 21's 2 – 1 in Holland in our Euro 2013 Qualifying Group.

 

YEAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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15 November 2011
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Thanks for your help!! Actually the friend who gave me the guitar told me to learn the chords first. So I’m going to practice this weekend that.

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Beware of Darkness… 

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My laptop has been hit by a really nasty fake systems fix virus, the latest in fake defragmenters. It got past Kaspersky and exploded. All those notices about your system having serious critical errors and there being no room on the hard drives so your computer may collapse are really scarey when they first appear. Of course its a scam designed to get your credit card details.  

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

16 November 2011
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Mith, look at this:

As if it matters how a man falls down.'

'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.

16 November 2011
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meanmistermustard said:

My laptop has been hit by a really nasty fake systems fix virus, the latest in fake defragmenters. It got past Kaspersky and exploded. All those notices about your system having serious critical errors and there being no room on the hard drives so your computer may collapse are really scarey when they first appear. Of course its a scam designed to get your credit card details.  

I got something like that about a year ago. Says you have a virus, but really the thing telling you about the virus is the virus if that makes any sense.

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

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16 November 2011
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Yeah. A box appears that says your computer has 4 viruses and you have to buy specific virus software to be able to remove them. As always with the net the aim is to get your bank details. Took 8 1/2 hours to remove!

The Internet – the cause of, and solution to, computer viruses.

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16 November 2011
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Evil viruses. a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

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17 November 2011
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How weird is the film Airplane? A woman has just been on the screen sharing a bed with a horse, and not just its head!!!!

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Very. But it's quite funny. brian-epstein

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……

Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…

Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.

Beware of Darkness… 

17 November 2011
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meanmistermustard said:

How weird is the film Airplane? A woman has just been on the screen sharing a bed with a horse, and not just its head!!!!

You had to mention that movie, didn't you? Now I won't be able to get it out of my head all day. Thanks. I really mean it – thanks!

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Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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17 November 2011
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My favourite scene is when Ted tells the old lady a long story about a past experience via a flashback and when it returns to the plane all you can see of the old lady is her dangling feet coming down from the plane ceiling.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

17 November 2011
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Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

 

Christ, I could do this all day – one of my all-time favorite flicks!.

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17 November 2011
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I liked “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum” if we're talking silly movies. Zero Mostel is amazing. We watched it in Latin class last year.

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

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17 November 2011
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The first Naked Guy was another really good funny movie with some inspired moments of comedy.

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17 November 2011
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meanmistermustard said:

The first Naked Guy …

Hahaha, best typo evah!

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17 November 2011
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That was funny – have to assume he meant Naked Gun.paul-mccartney

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Well, tomorrow is a seriously huge day for me…I'm missing school to go to an all-day dance festival, master classes etc. Then, I have piano lessons immediately after, and then I have a massive chorale concert until ten o'clock at night.a-hard-days-night-ringo-13

 I guess I'll have to spend the entire weekend doing non-artistic mindless things,  to give my creativity a break.

"Now and then, though, someone does begin to grow differently. Instead of down, his feet grow up toward the sky. But we do our best to discourage awkward things like that."

"What happens to them?" insisted Milo.

"Oddly enough, they often grow ten times the size of everyone else," said Alec thoughtfully, "and I’ve heard that they walk among the stars."

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17 November 2011
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Ah the beauty of a typo. Tho im sure there was much amusement with the first naked guy too. Especially from the first naked girl. (I was going to mention the first naked beatle release being  two-virgins but it was Paul – naughty Paul naughty.)

 

Moving on.

 

Enjoy yourself Seaglass, sounds like you will be exhausted from all of that.

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