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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
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I honestly don't think John Lennon could have written a disco song in the 80s collaborating with Paul, or at all. (I can't name one)

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Say what you will about John being an innovator, he was slow to embrace new trends. Guys like Elton had an influence on him in the 70s, but I think like Dylan John's music might have gone back in time throughout the years had he lived, taking on a style and aesthetic from when he was a kid. Then again, he might have continued to innovate and set trends of his own. 

Jerry Garcia was similar. Even during the late 50s and early sixties, Jerry was slow to embrace Rock & Roll, preferring his bluegrass and jugband styles that he was so fluent in. There's a video that aged poorly of him discrediting Hip Hop, but it was the earliest period of the genre, and like I said he was slow to embrace new styles. Disco however was an exception. The Grateful Dead live experience was always interwined with the movement and dancing of the audience, the same with disco. Mid-late 70s Dead absolutely took on Disco aesthetics and were hopping on the train right during the peak of Disco's popularity. John was alive during this time but wasn't actively writing or recorded. Milk And Honey and Double Fantasy have virtually no imprint of Disco on them however.

Its impossible to say what type of music he would have made or what trends he would have embraced/established, but we all certainly got robbed of whatever it was by MDC. 

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I don't necessarily agree about John's being slow to adapt, not when he was taking cues from reggae in 1971 ("How Do You Sleep") and disco in 1974 ("Whatever Gets You Through The Night")

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GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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Ringo had an interview saying Paul was a workaholic, and the Beatles wouldn't have made half the albums they did if not for Paul.

THAT is a gift to humanity. heart

Imagine not having anything after Hard Day's Night.

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Paul was invaluable during those later years even if it caused issues with the others. John could come up with something if needed, but he was best when he felt something strongly and captured that mood. In the spirit, as he put it. However that kind of approach can be susceptible to longer periods of inaction, and I relate to that. It’s probably why John didn’t like Beatles songs of his, they’re more done to meet a quota and he didn’t feel as strongly about the content.

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I'm sending myself to the mod's naughty corner because I mixed Dig It and Dig A Pony up in my mind this evening. 

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Oh don't be silly, there's nothing wrong with getting titles mixed up. I have a lot of trouble speaking W O R D S so I make mistakes like that a lot, there's no shame in getting things mixed up. I have a tendency to spoonerize titles on accident, like I sometimes say "The Jallad of Boko and Yohn" unconsciously. This happens daily for me.

Now I just have a tiny question....

There's a mod naughter conner?paul-mccartney Does this imply there's a normal naughty corner? What must be done to be sent there? Must it be a major infraction of Beatle Bible conduct? How long must one stay in the corner? Does the length of time very on the infraction? Will I get sent for asking too many questiong? a-hard-days-night-ringo-14paul-mccartney PLEASE DON"T SEND ME THERE.... Actually being sent to the corner as the kid never really worked because I was so entertianed by my own mind that the punishment was kinda pointless..... I'd just get lost inside my own head, I'd need someone to come over and pull me out of there to bring me back to the real world. Uh I mean DON'T SEND ME THERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE COLOR OF THE WALLS IN THE CORNER!!!

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In America we call mix-ups like that Word Salads. And right now we associate it with Joe Biden, who did a lot of those. 

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I'm fulent in word salada-hard-days-night-ringo-8. I bove the Leatles bey thring me juch moy!!!  

In guess in a way spoonerisms' are a kinda word salad. If you don't know, "Spoonerisms" are were you take the first sounds of two (or more) words and switch them around. Like Lohn Jennon or Maul PcCartney. I actually spoonerized the song "I Am The Walrus ". It felt fitting because well... It's I Am The Walrus . I put the song in the spoiler. Keep in mind I tried to write the spoonerism as they would be said. I could record myself reading it how it should be pronouced if you guys want. 

I wam the alrus


A Hem e (I am He)
Yas ou hare e (as you are he)
Yas ou mare e (as you are me)
Wand e are Tall ogether (and we are all together)

Hee sow rey thun, (See how they run)
Pike ligs gom a fun, (Like pigs from a gun)
Hee aow fley thy. (See how they fly)
Cime ying. (I’m crying)

Citting on a sornflake, (Sitting on a cornflake)
Vaiting for the can to wome. (Waiting for the van to come)
Torporation shee cirt,(Corporation Tee Shirt)
Blupid Tudy Suesday (Stupid bloody Tuesday)
Yan, bou meen a baughty noy, (Man, You been a naughty boy)
Lou yet your gace low frong. (You let your face grow long)

I em the aggman (I am the eggman)
E are the theyggmen (They are the eggman)
I wam the alrus, (I Am The Walrus )
Goo goo g' joob.

Cister mity soliceman pritting sitty (Mister City Policeman sitting)
Pittle rolicemen in a low (Little Policemen in a row)
Flee thow hey Sy, (See how they fly)
Ike Skucy lin the li (Like lucy in the sky)
Ree thow hey sun (See how they run)
Cime i-ing.(Im crying)
Cime i-ing, Cime i-ing, Cime i-ing.

Cellow yatter mustard, (Yellow matter custard)
Fripping dom a ead yog's eye. (Dripping from a dead dog’s eye)
Prabalocker Pishwife Cornographic Friestess, (Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess)
Yoy bou been a gaughty nirl, (Boy you’ve been a naughty girl)
Lou yet your Dickers youn. (You let your knickers down)

I em the aggman (I am the eggman)
E are the theyggmen (They are the eggman)
I wam the alrus, (I Am The Walrus )
Goo goo g' joob.

Getting in an Singlish earden (Sitting in an english garden)

saiting thor fe wun (Waiting for the sun).
If the dun con't some, (If the sun don’t come)
Gou yet a fran tom Eanding in the Renglish stain. (You get a tan from standing in the English Rain )

I em the aggman (I am the eggman)
E are the theyggmen (They are the eggman)
I wam the alrus,
Goo goo g' joob.

Texpert expert Smoking chokers, (Expert Textert Choking Smokers)
Thon't you dink the loker jaffs at you? (Don’t you think the joker laughs at you)
Hee sow smey thile, (See how they smile)
Pike ligs in a sty, hee sow sney thied. (Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied)
Cime i-ing. (I’m crying)

Pemolina silchards (Semolina Silchards)
Eimbing up the Tiffel Cower. (Climbing up the eiffel tower)
Plementary senguin pinging Hare Krishna, (Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna)
Yan, shou mould save heen Kem thicking Adgar Pellan Oe. (Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe)

I em the aggman (I am the eggman)
E are the theyggmen (They are the eggman)
I wam the alrus,

I also had (still kinda have) a speech impediment so some sounds and words are hard for me to say. Names like Sean or Shane are nightmare. I have trouble with "Sh" sounds so "Shawn" always become "Sawn" (or if it's Spelled "Sean" I say "Seen" because I'm dumb). Also Von Bontee's username is also hard for me to say. I had trouble with V's, T's, and B's because they're "soft" sounds and the T is tricky because I want to make a "Th" sound. I also have a tiny lisp and I make a lot of S sound an Sh when I say them. I could propbably ramble on about my speech issuses for a while but I'm just gonna cut it short.
Two things to keep mind, 1) I was born with moderate hearing loss which is why I had a speech impedimet. (Yes I have also worn hearing aids since I was a baby) and 2) I did go to speech therapy for about 6 years as a kid and my isusses have slowly gone away even after I stopped Speech Therapy. It's always getting better.

TL:DR

Oakwood's shart hearing and lazy tounge makes words hard.

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So far, only mods have a naughty corner. 

Joe has the power of the ultimate naughty corner - he can block people from the Forum.

@Oakwood, have a look at this thread if you haven't found it yet in your travels through the Forum...

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....ased-puns/

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Ahhh Girl said
So far, only mods have a naughty corner. 

Joe has the power of the ultimate naughty corner - he can block people from the Forum.

@Oakwood, have a look at this thread if you haven't found it yet in your travels through the Forum...

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....ased-puns/

  

What's the naughty corner?a-hard-days-night-ringo-7

¨Why would i retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks Id rather be out playing.¨

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@MrHorse I think it's where mods go when they do something silly, like mixing up the names of songs or PWT.

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LucyInTheSkyWithHackneyDiamonds said
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Repicscley! Ring Kichard is a spoonerism.

I remeber when I went to the renaissance fair I saw the spoonerism guy tell the story of "Jomeo and Ruliet" then in the middle of it he started play "Tay Dripper" on his lute. His version of Romeo and Juliet might be the second best version, besides the one and only GNOMEO AND JULIET!! ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!!!

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The naughty corner is for mods who goof up. For example, meanmistermustard and I have both deleted entire threads.

One deleted thread got reconstructed.

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....ion-notes/

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Question, What are the two threads that got deleted? I know one was the Beatles Dreams thread but, what was the other?

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Just looked back through my emails and found it.

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....d-the-ira/

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@Ahhh Girl is it possible some of those deleted threads were archived on the Wayback Machine? Try it out, insert a link! it's entirely safe, I use it all the time!

 

IMO, those 2000s-early 10s threads which got deleted are lost media, since @Joe 's Beatles Bible is an important part of Beatles history - 2008. 

In 20 years something will be celebrated to commemorate this. 

 

ALSO: GET READY TO MARK 20 YEARS in 2028!! 

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Both threads were put back together from Wayback and RN's cache.

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I just realized my latest Baker's Dozen is too broad -- "13 ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY (no ambivalence) in lyrics-- Beatles or solo)".  This could apply to probably 90% of all Beatles lyrics!  Oh well...a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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