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17 December 2012
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Always the lesbian uncle and never the bride!!! 
I suppose it’lll have to do. Again. 
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4.59am
26 January 2017
Offline 50yearslate said
TheWalrusWasBrian said
my best friend just looked over at my computer and said, “Les Bible? Lesbian Bible?”
… we’re lesbians. all of us.
So I’m actually your lesbian grandpa. Even cooler.
I’d like to wish Fiddy a very happy 80th birthday on behalf of everyone here in the forum
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I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
9.19am
14 December 2009
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80yearslate
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9.29am
15 November 2018
Offline Ron Nasty said
Always the lesbian uncle and never the bride!!!I suppose it’lll have to do. Again.
I’m sure one day you’ll find somebody to be the family’s lesbian aunt. All in good time, Uncle Ron, all in good time.
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10.19am
30 April 2019
Offline Von Bontee said
80yrslate
More like 30yearsontime
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14 December 2009
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11.15am
15 November 2018
Offline this is a meme now isn’t it
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12.03pm
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15 February 2015
Offline What has this thread become 
Can I be the one ‘confirmed bachelor’ asexual cousin? 
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12.11pm
15 November 2018
Offline Beatlebug said
What has this thread become
It has found its true purpose
Can I be the one ‘confirmed bachelor’ asexual cousin?
But of course!
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12.33pm
26 January 2017
Offline Fiddy wasn’t just old enough to be about for The Beatles releasing music, she also stood in for Jimmy Nicol when he fell ill in 1964 
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I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
1.50pm
14 December 2009
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Yep, confirmed on the “Beatles Trivia: Even Easier!” thread (allegedly)
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2.15pm
15 November 2018
Offline Ok, so if you want to be included in this family tree go ahead and let me know– if you’d like to specify which family member you would like to be and/or that family member’s sexuality, such requests will be happily accommodated. 
But you’ll have to speak up, dears, my hearing isn’t what it used to be.
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4.05pm
7 March 2019
Offline I will be an eel! (Meaning do whatever you want, Fiddy).
I keep getting this ad. And, no, I don’t think it’s about what I actually meant all those times I searched “revolver.”
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6.08pm
15 November 2018
Offline I get that ad all the time, along with lots of NRA ads. Most of them like to offer me free duffel bags.
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30 April 2019
Offline I would like to be one half of the twin uncles that no one knows who exactly they’re related to on the family tree, they’re just kinda there à la Meet the Robinsons. I will need someone to be the other half. I will be a bi uncle.
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18 December 2017
Offline Oh, dear. i left for a while and the family has grown! where’s father mac?? @Father McKenzie !!! join us. also, we can’t forget my wife’s boyfriend, mick jagger.
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The Concert for Bageldesh
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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.
7.36pm
15 November 2018
Offline Perhaps since @vonbontee is the bisexual granddaughter, @Von Bontee could be the other twin?
Let’s see what we have so far:
Fiddy- lesbian grandpa
Eppy- gay dad
David- wife of Walry
Walry- wife of David
Vonbontee- bisexual granddaughter
Ron Nasty- lesbian uncle
Holey- intersexual sister
Beatlebug- “confirmed bachelor” asexual cousin
StrawberryFields91- eel
Kaniffee– mystery uncle
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7.43pm
18 December 2017
Offline 50yearslate said
Fiddy- lesbian grandpa
Eppy- gay dad
David- wife of Walry
Walry-
wifehusbandVonbontee- bisexual granddaughter
Ron Nasty- lesbian uncle
Holey- intersexual sister
Beatlebug- “confirmed bachelor” asexual cousin
StrawberryFields91- eel
Kaniffee– mystery uncle
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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.
7.50pm
19 December 2018
Offline Then I’ll be the pansexual older sister?
I wonder if I’m the only one that gets lots of religional ads, “Jesus loves you” etc. Is it because of the Bible title? 
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7.54pm
15 November 2018
Offline ScarlettFieldsForever said
I wonder if I’m the only one that gets lots of religional ads, “Jesus loves you” etc. Is it because of the Bible title?
You are not. I’ve gotten ads for every type of bible under the sun.
(sorry for the mistake, Walry, won’t happen again )
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