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Slytherin here. Cunning, resourceful, ambitious. Plus, 1989 was the year of the snake.
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I’d be a penguin in the chalk drawing that Mary Poppins et al jump into. Want to join me, @ewe2 and/or @Elementary Penguin ?
Better a penguin than transphobic/racist wizards any day 
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
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50yearslate said
I’m very sad that even though the Sorting Hat gets a new song every year this one never came back.
That isn’t a sorting hat song, that is the school song.
Yes, I know. That is precisely what I was complaining about. We only get to hear the school song once! They only sing it once, and it is never mentioned again! It’s quite sad.
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Offline I’m a Ravenclaw/Slytherin hybrid- probably gearing more towards the CAW CAW variety though.
Also, to make you happy Fiddy, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts is probably sung every year and at major events. We just don’t get to hear it because Harry misses a lot of the opening ceremonies so he wouldn’t hear it, and it would be fierce boring to have to read the lyrics every. single. book and at Halloween, Christmas etc.
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i’m always amazed people never say Gryffindore. I’m not sure I can relate as well to the other houses but the characteristics people often attribute to each house, I often find mixing together in my personality. So, Gryffindore it is.
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18 March 2013
Offline ^ I think everybody thinks “oh Gryffindor, what a tryhard, probably hasn’t even read the books/seen all the films”. It’s the bog-standard answer and really the traits of Gryffindor are quite narrow and so a lot of people feel they probably don’t fit into it- chivalrous, brave, adventurous, daring- they’re very ‘bad ass’ characteristics.
Being creative, knowledgeable, loyal, patient, hard-working, ambitious, determined etc. are more achievable and are on a broader spectrum than ‘the brave ones’.
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26 January 2017
Offline I would hate the Gryffindores if I went to Hogwarts. Winning all of the quidditch, Dumbledore’s extreme favoritism, and the haughty sense of superiority. If I was in Gryffindor Id definitely be a huge Quidditch fanboy
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sir walter raleigh said
i’m always amazed people never say Gryffindore. I’m not sure I can relate as well to the other houses but the characteristics people often attribute to each house, I often find mixing together in my personality. So, Gryffindore it is.
Nice Gryffindorlifer here. Every time I take the pottermore test, always Gryffindor. I’d be the opposite of a hat stall for sure. Nice to see another one from my house.
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Offline Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are best houses just saying 
Hufflepuff-– raises plants, unconditional support and affection, non-abrasive, forgiving, will bake you fresh bread and pies, loyal and patient, strong understanding of ethics, will pet-sit/house-sit/babysit for a reduced price and will do a good job at it
Ravenclaw— smart af, will help you with your studies, gives logic-based advice that’s fairly reasonable, thinks things through, suggests good books to read, non-foolish, creative af, have a good witty sense of humor
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26 January 2017
Offline Gryffindor = good
Slytherin = evil
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff = Nerds
Simple enough.
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26 January 2017
Offline I love the theory that Hufflepuff are the stoner house. I mean, it’s not entirely inaccurate
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I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
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I love the theory that Hufflepuff are the stoner house. I mean, it’s not entirely inaccurate
What do you mean ‘theory’?
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26 January 2017
Offline i’m switching to hufflepuff 
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1 November 2013
Offline Ravenclaws all bullied Luna Lovegood
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18 March 2013
Offline There are impressionable kids in this forum lads, keep your admiration for the devil’s grass away from the forum for God sake 😉
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Offline sir walter raleigh said
Gryffindor = goodSlytherin = evil
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff = Nerds
Simple enough.
Gryffindor = good
Slytherin = evil
Ravenclaw = Nerds
Hufflepuff = who cares
fixed it for you
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Ravenclaws all bullied Luna Lovegood
Oh I know, Ravenclaw scum. Nobody ever said they were nice though. Hufflepuffs would never do that, too nice and stoned.
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Oh I know, Ravenclaw scum. Nobody ever said they were nice though. Hufflepuffs would never do that, too nice
and stoned.
Wait , they’re nerds and they’re not nice? Oh shit I’m definitely Ravenclaw then 
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AppleScruffJunior said
Oh I know, Ravenclaw scum. Nobody ever said they were nice though. Hufflepuffs would never do that, too nice
and stoned.Wait , they’re nerds and they’re not nice? Oh shit I’m definitely Ravenclaw then
Since when weren’t you nice? *gestures angrily*
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Offline Well they’re not mutually exclusive, Luna is nice and she’s creative. Cho is smart and also reasonably nice. Terry is smart, brave and loyal.
James Potter is brave but an absolute dick.
Tonks is loyal, brave and smart.
And Slytherins are always evil.
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