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MrBig
Rapture, Atlantic Ocean
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14 July 2010 - 1.00am

Please, fill this topic with the most random things you can possibly say. I'll start

 

Man, erotic baseball cards with the sunday paper not monotoness. Poopoopeepeeshire. Lawlawlawlawlawl i haz the word ti lada.

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."

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mithveaen
Sitarday's room
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14 July 2010 - 4.19am

I love the smell of the dead neuron cells my students carry in their little heads in the evening. Tada!

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……

Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…

Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.

Beware of Darkness… 

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A Fiendish Thingy
By the banks of her own lagoon
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14 July 2010 - 7.41am

My wet wipes are in danger because the perfume turned in to vitamin water and they're not funny with moccassins because of the manure from Lord of the Ringsa-hard-days-night-ringo-6

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

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sarah machinella
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14 July 2010 - 8.19am

I accidentally the whole bottle, and now I have to go to its bubble and say how arsenic I am

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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14 July 2010 - 6.45pm

You know, mithvaen's comment is actually pretty sad. 

Erm... I'm not very good at doing this sort of thing, but here goes:

What is the significance of when, in Brave New World, Lenina Crowne wakes up as a child to hear the "voice under her pillow," but goes back to sleep?  

Told you. 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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A Fiendish Thingy
By the banks of her own lagoon
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14 July 2010 - 7.00pm

Just look at your surroundings and the different objects next to you, and put them together with helping verbs in between them! a-hard-days-night-george-9

Ahem:

The violin consists of strawberry beans of which the bicycle plant is not keys with because it looks like David Bowie.

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

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Von Bontee
A Hole In The Road
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14 July 2010 - 7.24pm

it's hot enough to melt the antlers off a deaf leopard

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!"
-- Paul McCartney

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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14 July 2010 - 7.38pm

Thanks for the tip! Here goes:

The iMac was playing "Within You Without You" on its CD player to entertain the blue retainers next to the cereal bowl full of orange juice. 

Still make sense?

Seven colorless green ideas slept ferociously. (I got that off Wikipedia)

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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14 July 2010 - 7.48pm

OK, this isn't a nonsense phrase, but:

I'm srue yuv'oe all hraed taht it dsno'et mtaetr waht odrer the lertets in a wrod are in. I can raed it jsut fnie, but tyrnig to tpye it gveis me a hdacehae.  Waht auobt you gyus? 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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A Fiendish Thingy
By the banks of her own lagoon
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14 July 2010 - 8.00pm

Yaeh, it hruts my haed too. a-hard-days-night-john-6

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

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mithveaen
Sitarday's room
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14 July 2010 - 9.20pm

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

You know, mithvaen's comment is actually pretty sad. 


 

LOL!!! Sorry, I didn't want to be mean. I was trying to quote Apocalypse Now.

 

Anyway, I Want To Tell You that the Taxman is taking a Yellow Submarine under the command of Dr. Roberts because he's honeymooning with Eleanor Rigby and in their vows She Said She Said "Love You To". I'm sorry if you're so desperate to get them into your life, but they're going stopping For No One, not even to say Good Day Sunshine, but to be honest, you can tell me that your bird can sing and I don't care. Actually it's not that I don't care, I'm only sleeping. So hush away. I can continue later, but who knows? Tomorrow Never Knows.

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……

Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…

Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.

Beware of Darkness… 

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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14 July 2010 - 11.03pm

mithveaen said:

 Anyway, I Want To Tell You that the Taxman is taking a Yellow Submarine under the command of Dr. Roberts because he's honeymooning with Eleanor Rigby and in their vows She Said She Said "Love You To". I'm sorry if you're so desperate to get them into your life, but they're going stopping For No One, not even to say Good Day Sunshine, but to be honest, you can tell me that your bird can sing and I don't care. Actually it's not that I don't care, I'm only sleeping. So hush away. I can continue later, but who knows? Tomorrow Never Knows.


 

Do they need to be Here, There, and Everywhere?

Here goes!

Once upon a time, a Girl named Michelle met a Nowhere Man.

G: Drive My Car.

NM: What Goes On?

G: Wait. I'm Looking Through You, because you're transparent.

NM: If I'm really transparent, You Won't See Me much longer.

G: If I Needed Someone to chauffeur me around, I'd say The Word.

NM: You're the most confusing person I've met In My Life.

G: Maybe that means you need to Think For Yourself.

NM: If you keep this up, my head will explode. Violently. So I suggest you (Song That Shall Not Be Named). 

So she did. She ended up in the Norwegian Wood, where a startled bird flew away. 

This needs its own thread. 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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A Fiendish Thingy
By the banks of her own lagoon
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14 July 2010 - 11.09pm

I agree. a-hard-days-night-george-9

I'm in love, but I'm lazy.

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MeanMrsMustard
Nowhere Land
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14 July 2010 - 11.17pm

All done! It's under the Albums forum.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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Dear Prudence
Coming down fast but miles above you.
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8 August 2010 - 3.23pm

Post it notes are attacking my brian and the pens are peircing my intestines with their poison ink and a rabid Mastiff is coming after me. the girl with the holes in her intestines.a-hard-days-night-ringo-15

Dear Prudence

Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.

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Egroeg Evoli
Across the universe
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11 December 2012 - 2.45am

Ooh, yay! Randomness is my best subject!

 

So I was walking down the cloud in the moonlight when a purple turtle jumped on top of the bottom of the universe and my bowl of banana peels tried to attack the hippopotamus in the basement and then I threw cheese at a piece of paper that smelled like a kazoo so the queen of the aliens asked me if fireworks would beat Antarctica in a tennis match and I told her that my mother's brother's son's daughter's cousin's friend's dog's psychiatrist promised to feed the cat 20 euros if a pencil used a spoon to cut the orange grapefruit in half and the bookshelf confessed to stealing pianos from the tissue box but the jalapeno pepper convinced the chalkboard to ride a rocket ship to the land of the talking typewriters but the tin can murdered the baseball bat so the sun called the meeting to a close and the fabric of space-time blew up and caused the lunchbox and the kangaroo to stop making burritos for King Arthur of Camelot.

 

Like I said, randomness is my best subject. 

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

~witty quote~

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Egroeg Evoli
Across the universe
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13 December 2012 - 3.12am

There's a different way to type randomness other than my post above. Here's an example:

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I wonder if there are any actual words in there...

a-hard-days-night-george-10

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

~witty quote~

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