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I meant leaving religion totally out of the picture. Just tell the kid “Santa’s watching”.
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I meant leaving religion totally out of the picture. Just tell the kid “Santa’s watching”.
Could just say, I’m watching, and have fake cameras.
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I meant leaving religion totally out of the picture. Just tell the kid “Santa’s watching”.
My kids have been raised without religion by two lefty agnostic punks. I claim significantly less than 50% responsibility for how well they have turned out – all praise and credit to Mrs. Ramon, a remarkable woman. We do work very hard to try to give them a sense of place in the world and responsibility to do what they instinctively know is right.
Santa helped, but only a little. The Easter Bunny, well she was no help at all. And don’t get me started on that Tooth Fairy…
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Offline @Starr Shine?, what will you do *for* them if they are nice? What will you do *to* them if they are naughty?
Oh, or do you mean the parents will tell their own kids they are watching?
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Offline Here’s a new topic, what do you think should happen to people after they die. For me, I don’t give a fuck about dead people and think that they’re worth shit, so I believe that proper burials are stupid as hell and if I found a dead body in the woods, I would steal it’s clothes, as well as everything on it because they can’t do jack shit with it once their dead. I believe that after you die, your loved ones should be able to take all of your possessions and you should be fed to vultures, lions, and or starving people in 3rd world countries who have nothing else to eat. Proper burials are stupid and a waste of money and they do some dumbass things, such as paying big bucks for a coffin and embalmment. Cremation is fine by me, although there are lions, vultures, and starving 3rd world country citizens who are missing out on some good food, but then again, they’ll find other ways to survive. This may sound wrong, but remember that once you’re dead, your body is worthless.
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Here’s a new topic, what do you think should happen to people after they die. For me, I don’t give a fuck about dead people and think that they’re worth shit, so I believe that proper burials are stupid as hell and if I found a dead body in the woods, I would steal it’s clothes, as well as everything on it because they can’t do jack shit with it once their dead. I believe that after you die, your loved ones should be able to take all of your possessions and you should be fed to vultures, lions, and or starving people in 3rd world countries who have nothing else to eat. Proper burials are stupid and a waste of money and they do some dumbass things, such as paying big bucks for a coffin and embalmment. Cremation is fine by me, although there are lions, vultures, and starving 3rd world country citizens who are missing out on some good food, but then again, they’ll find other ways to survive. This may sound wrong, but remember that once you’re dead, your body is worthless.
I’d donate my body to something good if I were to die. As far as my possessions, I’d make a will I guess, but it wouldn’t matter to me becuase I can’t take any of that to the afterlife.
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Offline I don’t have an opinion on what should happen when people die.
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Offline I am going to have as much of me cut out and donated to whoever needs it when I die, might as well use what they can before it rots. Possession-wise I don’t care, I keep getting told I should have a will made but don’t have the interest in doing so. As for funeral etc, I don’t care as I am dead; throw me in the sea and let the fish have a good feed.
As for others, that is up to them. If you mean what do I believe happens to them like Heaven etc I have no idea. Who can say for definite?
If you mean what do I believe happens to them like Heaven etc I have no idea. Who can say for definite? I try not to think about it as it can lead to some horrible thoughts.
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Possession-wise I don’t care, I keep getting told I should have a will made but don’t have the interest in doing so.
I think a will like Ron Swanson’s would fit your needs
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Offline HMBeatlesfan said
…or starving people in 3rd world countries who have nothing else to eat…
But the food miles… Best to just leave your body for science.
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Offline HMBeatlesfan said
Here’s a new topic, what do you think should happen to people after they die.For me, I don’t give a fuck about dead people and think that they’re worth shit, so I believe that proper burials are stupid as hell and if I found a dead body in the woods, I would steal it’s clothes, as well as everything on it because they can’t do jack shit with it once their dead.
I believe that after you die, your loved ones should be able to take all of your possessions and you should be fed to vultures, lions, and or starving people in 3rd world countries who have nothing else to eat.
Proper burials are stupid and a waste of money and they do some dumbass things, such as paying big bucks for a coffin and embalmment. Cremation is fine by me, although there are lions, vultures, and starving 3rd world country citizens who are missing out on some good food, but then again, they’ll find other ways to survive.
This may sound wrong, but remember that once you’re dead, your body is worthless.
Hardly, dead bodies can be used for science. And eating dead people is unhealthy.
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Offline Cannibalism is unhealthy, but it can also save your life and if I were a starving African and I was given human flesh, I’d dig in, would you. I think feeding a dying nation is better way to use your body than letting some losers find out that injecting a 20 something’s balls into a 70 something will make them physically better.
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9.27pm
1 November 2013
Offline What if I’m a starving Gambian? How does my situation change?
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Offline Your situation is less generalised. Your situation is also exactly the same as a Turkmenistani, though they aren’t in Africa…
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1 November 2013
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24 July 2016
Offline Starr Shine? said
What if I’m a starving Gambian? How does my situation change?
Simple, it wouldn’t and I just used Africa as an example, as everybody knows that Africa is a shitty ass 3rd world continent and is a terrible place to live until we civilize it and turn it into a better place, which we are very slowly doing.
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1 November 2013
Offline Some places in Africa are better than others.
seychelles is doing a lot better than Somalia.
Is Europe also lumped into one conglomerate because most of it is first world?
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Offline HMBeatlesfan said
Here’s a new topic, what do you think should happen to people after they die.
I can’t speak for what other people should do, but I want to be disposed of as cheaply as possible when I die. I don’t want my family getting conned by the manipulative deathcare industry.
Or, in the words of Frank Reynolds…
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