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1.32pm
10 March 2017
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sir walter raleigh said
I thought mine was going to be great, and it was until about 2 am when I apparently blacked out and starting taking long keg stands and trying to fight all of my closest friends.
How did your friends react to that. I’d probably be pissed off, unless if I was drunk myself.
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1.39pm
26 January 2017
Offline I was gang tackled and subdued on the floor. They were pissed off, but It didn’t last long because we’ve all had embarrassing moments like that and in retrospect most people think its pretty funny now.
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11.55pm
14 June 2016
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So today my car was fixed and I now have it back with all the 19 year old broken pieces replaced. So all was well, then about an hour later I went to Institute(This church class thing), and I parked my car and my phone was at 11% I went inside and was waiting for class to start and I pulled out my phone and it wouldn’t go on. I thought maybe it was dead, but not even the low battery screen came on. So after institute I went to my car and plugged my phone in and the start up logo went on and I thought it was fixed. Then it went black and the start up logo came back on. This happened the whole ride home until eventually it just went black, but the screen stayed on. When I unplugged it the screen went off. I went into the house and plugged it in and the start up logo flashed and then the screen went black, and when I unplugged it the screen went off. So now my phone is sitting on the charger with an unchangeable black screen.
This stuff literally needs to last me just one more month. Hopefully I can fix my phone.
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2.54am
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27 November 2016
Offline What horrible timing Billy Shears! Hope your vast knowledge can fix it!
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6.10am
26 January 2017
Offline Maybe billy shears can find a replacement, might have to leave clues on your other electronics though.
I've been up on the mountain, and I've seen his wondrous grace,
I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
6.12am
26 January 2017
Offline Flyingbrians said
I’m sure it’ll go well. I thought mine would be awkward but it wasn’t so bad in the end! A few drinks down and you’ll be fine
Psst, me and my friends had a few shots before we went up there. Made the night fairly enjoyable, though everything was swaying slightly for some reason.
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I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
10.22am
10 March 2017
Offline Great news, i got my desktop working again and am now using it in my father’s room, which contains a big TV and the best part is that it has NTSC artifacts on it, which means that i can see faint amounts of orange and blue when i type which some people may dislike but i rather enjoy it.
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1 May 2011
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So if you’re still busy hiding what it is you’ve got,
And if you’re frightened of losing what you like a lot;
You may be cruising backwards
While thinking that you’re not.
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7.20pm
10 March 2017
Offline I don’t get it, did i say something wrong, i don’t think i did.
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7.38pm
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27 November 2016
Offline I’m sorry, what? I’m with DO, that’s rather confusing… Would you care to elaborate, mmm? 
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This thread is now changed, it is now the no-context quotes thread. Time to post quotes with no context.
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11.51pm
11 November 2010
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12.16am
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27 November 2016
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11 November 2010
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1.13am
27 February 2017
Offline “Baldrick, you wouldn’t recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing ‘subtle plans are here again’.” -Blackadder
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2.49am
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
3.17am
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1 May 2011
Offline The Hole Got Fixed said
I’m sorry, what? I’m with DO, that’s rather confusing… Would you care to elaborate, mmm?
It’s where I am in my life. I’ve done this before a good few times and they went by without comment.
As to would I care to elaborate, I would not. The lyrics say it all far better than I can.
So if you’re still busy hiding what it is you’ve got,
And if you’re frightened of losing what you like a lot;
You may be cruising backwards
While thinking that you’re not.
Starr Shine? said
This thread is now changed, it is now the no-context quotes thread. Time to post quotes with no context.“HEY I AM NOT AMERICAN OK” – RadiantCowbells
It remains ‘In My Life – what’s happening in your life currently?’. So everyone, stay on topic. I haven’t lied and I haven’t derailed.
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I’m counting the hours and minutes left…
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4.17am
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27 November 2016
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