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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
21 August 2019
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V

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The young couple next door to me have just made a sex tape.........

Obviously they don't know that yet


  

Voyeurism is illegal??!

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Why yes that is a picture of Paul dabbing. Deal with it.

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Receiving a birthday gift today ahdn_john_08_gif

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A girl with kaleidoscope eyes...

21 August 2019
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Oh is it your birthday?!?

I must head to the birthday thread...

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ThEY sAY ITs Ya birThDay

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23 August 2019
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I went to the Drs yesterday .......

I told the Dr 'I'm becoming a little hard of hearing.....'

He said, Can you describe the symptoms?

I said,

 Well Homer is yellow and Marge has blue hair

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23 August 2019
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Kaniffee said
V

Wigwam said

The young couple next door to me have just made a sex tape.........

Obviously they don't know that yet


  

Voyeurism is illegal??!

  

Ha ha M Smartypants!!.......Do you know the difference between 'illegal' and 'unlawful'?

 

 

Unlawful is against the law....... and.....  illegal is a sick bird

 

.......Err I think I should have stopped at my hard of hearing joke........ 

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The Beatles Non-Canon Poll List

26 August 2019
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Today I went to Walmart and got sidetracked and picked up a CD posted at $7.00.  I went through the self checkout and scanned it and it came up as only $1.50.  No I don't know why, and no I didn't ask questions.  On top of that when I got home and opened it up I was reminded that there's also a DVD that comes with the CD. 

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26 August 2019
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I think it's sad the word 'Legend' has been devalued from pulling a sword from a stone....

to unexpectedly returning with a packet of crisps

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I went up the shop this evening giving myself about ten minutes before it shut. Got halfway home and realised I'd forgotten my tobacco (which was the main reason I'd gone in the first place), so turned around and, despite having a couple of bags, ran back hoping to make it just in time - which I did, the boss man was just arriving to lock up.

I was completely out of breath, and the guy behind me when I was paying asked if I was alright. Told him I was fine, just out of breath from running to make the shop.

When I get outside, I lean against the wall of the building next door, giving myself a chance to get my breath back before the walk home. Guy comes out of the shop and asks again if I'm okay. I tell him I'll be fine, just gotta catch my breath. He asks if I got far to go, and I tell him, "No, don't worry, just down the road."

"How far down the road?" he inquires.

"Just ***** Court," I tell him, reassuring him I'll be fine.

He nods over at his car, his other half in the front, kid in the back, and says, "Jump in, I'll drop you there."

I gratefully accepted his incredibly generous and kind offer. In the car he said he'd been worried I was having a heart attack or panic attack.

The world can still surprise when strangers go out of their way to lend a helping hand...

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1 September 2019
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Lovely story, RN.heart

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1 September 2019
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And ....... 'curse Sir Walter Raleigh he was such a stupid git!'

Nice guy though!

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Screwing around with your friends, ruining a perfectly serious and legendary Pink Floyd song by playing it with wahwah guitar, distorted bass,
and techno drums, is pretty happiness-inducing. a-hard-days-night-john-6

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It verges from the sublime to the ridiculote

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2 September 2019
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An Englishman, an Irishman a Scot and a Welshman were captured by the Taliban........And were facing a firing squad....

The Taliban commander strides over and says...." I am a compassionate man.....do you have any last requests?..Anything you wish we will supply'

The Scot pipes up.......Aye ladie I'd like t' hear a 100 Highland pipers playing 'The Flowers of the Forest'

The commander nods and walks on.....

The Welshman says he'd like to hear a 100 man Welsh choir sing Myfanwy......'It always reminds me of the vaaalleys'

The commander nods and walks on.....

The Irishman says 'I'd like t' see 200 Irish dancers dancing de Riverdance to be sure.'

And you Englishman?

Shoot me first

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7 September 2019
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A man is walking along the sidewalk and suddenly falls into a deep hole. The sides are very high and very smooth and he can’t find a way out.

A doctor walks past the hole and the man shouts, “hey, Doctor, will you please help me?” So the doctor writes a prescription, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.

Then a priest comes walking past and the man yells, “Father, I’m stuck, can you please help me?” So the priest writes a prayer, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.

Then a friend walks by the hole and the man calls “Friend, please, I’m stuck down here” so his friend jumps down into the hole.

The man says “What did you do that for? Now we’re both stuck down here in this hole!” And his friend says, “No, I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.”

(heard this on The West Wing last night :))) )

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(thank you mod heart)

(btw, when I clicked on the little 'your post has been moved' link it told me my access was denied a-hard-days-night-ringo-7)

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50yearslate said
A man is walking along the sidewalk and suddenly falls into a deep hole. The sides are very high and very smooth and he can’t find a way out.

A doctor walks past the hole and the man shouts, “hey, Doctor, will you please help me?” So the doctor writes a prescription, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.

Then a priest comes walking past and the man yells, “Father, I’m stuck, can you please help me?” So the priest writes a prayer, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.

Then a friend walks by the hole and the man calls “Friend, please, I’m stuck down here” so his friend jumps down into the hole.

The man says “What did you do that for? Now we’re both stuck down here in this hole!” And his friend says, “No, I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.”

(heard this on The West Wing last night :))) )

  

Good one! I like it.....I might even watch the West Wing.....

 

A guy walks into a library:

-Do you have any motivational books here?

-Yes we do.....Just over there, third row second shelf.

-Do you have any that are closer?

 

 

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What do you call bears with no ears?

 

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Having a very good winter jacket.

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ThatWeirdBeatlesGirl said
What do you call bears with no ears?

 


  

Haha! I’m going to use that joke if you don’t mind. 

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