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The young couple next door to me have just made a sex tape………Obviously they don’t know that yet
Voyeurism is illegal??!
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I told the Dr ‘I’m becoming a little hard of hearing…..’
He said, Can you describe the symptoms?
I said,
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Kaniffee said
VWigwam said
The young couple next door to me have just made a sex tape………
Obviously they don’t know that yet
Voyeurism is illegal??!
Ha ha M Smartypants!!…….Do you know the difference between ‘illegal’ and ‘unlawful’?
Unlawful is against the law……. and….. illegal is a sick bird
…….Err I think I should have stopped at my hard of hearing joke……..
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I was completely out of breath, and the guy behind me when I was paying asked if I was alright. Told him I was fine, just out of breath from running to make the shop.
When I get outside, I lean against the wall of the building next door, giving myself a chance to get my breath back before the walk home. Guy comes out of the shop and asks again if I’m okay. I tell him I’ll be fine, just gotta catch my breath. He asks if I got far to go, and I tell him, “No, don’t worry, just down the road.”
“How far down the road?” he inquires.
“Just ***** Court,” I tell him, reassuring him I’ll be fine.
He nods over at his car, his other half in the front, kid in the back, and says, “Jump in, I’ll drop you there.”
I gratefully accepted his incredibly generous and kind offer. In the car he said he’d been worried I was having a heart attack or panic attack.
The world can still surprise when strangers go out of their way to lend a helping hand…
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The Taliban commander strides over and says….” I am a compassionate man…..do you have any last requests?..Anything you wish we will supply’
The Scot pipes up…….Aye ladie I’d like t’ hear a 100 Highland pipers playing ‘The Flowers of the Forest’
The commander nods and walks on…..
The Welshman says he’d like to hear a 100 man Welsh choir sing Myfanwy……’It always reminds me of the vaaalleys’
The commander nods and walks on…..
The Irishman says ‘I’d like t’ see 200 Irish dancers dancing de Riverdance to be sure.’
And you Englishman?
Shoot me first
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Offline A man is walking along the sidewalk and suddenly falls into a deep hole. The sides are very high and very smooth and he can’t find a way out.
A doctor walks past the hole and the man shouts, “hey, Doctor, will you please help me?” So the doctor writes a prescription, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.
Then a priest comes walking past and the man yells, “Father, I’m stuck, can you please help me?” So the priest writes a prayer, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.
Then a friend walks by the hole and the man calls “Friend, please, I’m stuck down here” so his friend jumps down into the hole.
The man says “What did you do that for? Now we’re both stuck down here in this hole!” And his friend says, “No, I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.”
(heard this on The West Wing last night :))) )
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Offline 50yearslate said
A man is walking along the sidewalk and suddenly falls into a deep hole. The sides are very high and very smooth and he can’t find a way out.A doctor walks past the hole and the man shouts, “hey, Doctor, will you please help me?” So the doctor writes a prescription, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.
Then a priest comes walking past and the man yells, “Father, I’m stuck, can you please help me?” So the priest writes a prayer, throws it down into the hole, and moves on.
Then a friend walks by the hole and the man calls “Friend, please, I’m stuck down here” so his friend jumps down into the hole.
The man says “What did you do that for? Now we’re both stuck down here in this hole!” And his friend says, “No, I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.”
(heard this on The West Wing last night :))) )
Good one! I like it…..I might even watch the West Wing…..
A guy walks into a library:
-Do you have any motivational books here?
-Yes we do…..Just over there, third row second shelf.
-Do you have any that are closer?
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What do you call bears with no ears?
Haha! I’m going to use that joke if you don’t mind.
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